- Sir Henry Cooper and Whispering Ted Lowe DEAD
- Osama Bin Laden DEAD
- Seve Ballesteros DEAD
- Mabel the Blue Peter dog DEAD
- John Walker (of Walker Brothers Fame) DEAD
- Kathy Kirby DEAD
- Randy Savage DEAD
- Bill Hunter DEAD
- Jeff Conaway DEAD
- Gil Scott Heron DEAD
- Janet Brown DEAD
- Tom Daley's Dad DEAD
- Man whose name sounds like Bagpuss DEAD
- Flick Colby DEAD
- Dr. Jack Kevorkian DEAD
- Andrew Gold DEAD
- Donald Hewlett DEAD
- JONATHAN ROSS's dog DEAD
- Martin Rushent DEAD
- George and Zippy DEAD
- Tracy Morgan's career DEAD
- Lead Singer of Anal Cunt DEAD
- Man who dressed up like Napoleon DEAD
- Darryl Pandy DEAD
- Clarence Clemons DEAD
- Brian Haw DEAD
- Ryan Dunn DEAD
- Peter Falk DEAD
- David Cameron constituency chairman DEAD (in Glastonbury toilet)
- Margaret Tyzack DEAD
- Habitat & Jane Norman DEAD
- Anna Massey DEAD
- Betty Ford DEAD
- The scary but kindly old tramp man from the first Home Alone DEAD
- Googie Withers DEAD
- Lucien Freud DEAD
- Amy Winehouse DEAD
- Dan "Horse With No Name" Peek DEAD
- Bubba Smith DEAD
- Minor Grease Actress Annette Charles DEAD