- OT: We're going to the NATIONAL
- W/C 21.11.05
- news: Richard Blackwood in freak Nuttella accident
- OT: WHHHHHHHHHHAT you gonna look like with a CHIMNEY ON ?
- OT: Taffy's Grace Jones impersonation judged `a failure' by 25 baffled geese
- W/C 28.11.05
- NAR: "Vernie Bennet ate my jodphurs" claims distraught Tracy Shaw
- NAR: Jive bunny found living in David Bellamy's beard
- OT: Agnetha's Celebdaq Forum Advent Calender
- W/C 5.12.05
- news: Peter Cunnah hospitalized after being attacked by fluffy pencil case
- OT: Take me DANCIN naked in the RAIN
- News From KOREAN CENTRAL NEWS AGENCY of DPRK(Democratic People's Republic of Korea)
- W/C 12.12.05
- NAR: Mel C uncovers gentically modified new image.
- OT: "Controlled explosion" carried out inside Montserrat Caballe
- OT: Faloola Chong to star in new sitcom
- OT: Su Pollard, the face of Home-tek!
- NAR: Alastair Stewart given ASBO
- W/C 19.12.05
- news: Bees of paradise, do the work of Jesus Christ...
- news: La Camilla ate my underwear, claims the late Bernard Bresslaw
- OT: New Faloola Single now in ggggg
- W/C 9.1.06
- OT: Tyne Daly to play lead in The Patti LaBelle Story
- OT: When is SiWorld coming back ?
- news: Jam & Spoon DEAD
- W/C 16.1.06
- OT: Carol Vorderman kicked in cunt by camel
- OT: I THANK YOU
- NAR: Its the new UDO
- NAR: Freak weather hits Trinidad & Tobago
- NAR:"My Anal Phlegm problem made me obsessed with Nigel Lawson" says Dido
- W/C 23.1.06
- news: Geoffrey the Giant Goat set to join Liberty X
- NAR: Can you tell who it is?
- AR: Wamdue Project found to be "root of all evil" in research of New Delhi University
- OT: Would Hitler put Rachel Stevens in a concentration camp?
- NAR: Alma Cogan Stripped Of 2004 World Tile Grouting Gold Following Emmentaal SCANDAL
- W/C 30.1.06