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Nike
30-08-2004, 02:23 PM
...ok, so it's nicked. Here is all 155 to entertain and enthrall you.

1 - a red dustbin
2 - R2D2 still it's its packet
3 - a lovely pink RECORD eraser witth a picture of girl doggie playing the piano called Kate and a boy doggie called Bobby playing a violin
4 - Australia shaped flag rubber
5 - a pink Royal Marines one from Gibraltar
6 - a 7cm ruler still in packet
7 - I LOVE YOU! red heart shaped
8 - a small square shaped white standard school one with MARIE, CLASS 4 on it
9 - a lovely yellow toothbush with bristles
10 - a blue hexagonal shaped thing with a white stripe
11 - a pink 'B'
12 - a CREST (the toothpaste) one
13 - a staedtler square one with a pic of a clown on it
14 - a blue coloured STRATFORD UPON AVON pencil shaped one with red tip
15 - a blue and grey striped heart shaped one in a lovely box
16 - an orange 'O'
17 - a pink flower with 'forget me not' written on it
18 - a strange pink thing wih a brush top that comes off like those lipstick things you suck and lick, it has a pic of boy with a hemet on with BOY in the front a nd a blonde girl with a tennis racket
19 - a red book thing that has 'School teachers may rant and rave, but this little book your skin will save' on it and inside is a standard rubber that has 'Sam something this rubber 1981' written on it.
20 - a pink dog (poodle) eraser in a lovely plastic presentaion box

I know you can't WAIT for the next countdown :D

Nike
30-08-2004, 02:36 PM
Okay here's some more...

21 - an Ariel box with a rubber t-shirt inside
22 - a yellow umberella with hearts all over it
23 - a Hershey's chocolate bar
24 - a blue lightbulb !!!
25 - a dartboard
26 - a blue 'X'
27 - a sparkly plastic t-shirt with a pink rubber inside that says 'FRIENDSHIP'
28 - much coveted and all the rage rainbow rubber in plastic box
29 - a CYMRU WALES book shaped one
30 - oooh a sellotape rubber
31- OOOH !!! A COCA COLA CAN, THAT STILL SMELLS OF COLA WHEN YOU OPEN IT UP !!!
32 - a London bus
33- a cassette box with rubber inside
34 - a 'Fleet Air Arm Museum, Yeovilton' with image of aeroplane on front
35 - a five pound note
36 - a packet of crayons
37 - an alarm clock
38 - a lipstick, with pink hearts all over it and a lovely shaped rubber inside that smells divine
39 - a razor
40 - Trebor Mints one with green rubber inside, oooh

Nike
30-08-2004, 02:37 PM
You are all speechless.

Suomi
30-08-2004, 02:40 PM
You have the personality of a #32

Suomi
30-08-2004, 02:41 PM
Your brain is the size of a #38

Suomi
30-08-2004, 02:42 PM
Lolly's cock is shaped like a #18

Nike
30-08-2004, 02:43 PM
You have the personality of a #32

Oooh a London bus !!!

OMG, I just found a Victoria Plum rubber. I used to wear a Victoria Plum T-shirt. How embarrasing.

Nike
30-08-2004, 02:45 PM
Lolly's cock is shaped like a #18

Hang on I have a red HOTDOG sausage here.

lolly
30-08-2004, 02:58 PM
WHAT? :o

Suomi
30-08-2004, 03:00 PM
Nike found a #31 up Lolly's arse

lolly
30-08-2004, 03:01 PM
I plan using Suomi as a #25

Nike
30-08-2004, 03:03 PM
WHAT? :o

It's my marvellous rubber collection. I can't be bothered to do the rest, but next time we meet up, I'll show you my entire collection along with a rubber that you can fill up for me...

Suomi
30-08-2004, 03:08 PM
I plan using Suomi as a #25

It doesn't matter- beat me, kick me, kill me - my love for will lalways remain like an #4

Suomi
30-08-2004, 03:09 PM
and I MEAN that

Suomi
30-08-2004, 03:10 PM
:o

From the bottom of my #28

Suomi
30-08-2004, 03:10 PM
:D

This could just RUN and RUN...

Star
30-08-2004, 04:04 PM
Oooooooooh so you collect rubbers Nike? Why doesn't that surprise me :D

octophone
30-08-2004, 04:08 PM
*reaches for #39*

lolly
30-08-2004, 04:11 PM
Remember it's got rubber blades. Don't dial for the ambulance just yet.

Suomi
30-08-2004, 04:18 PM
Where are the other 115?