OT: LULU must DIE

[Sheena]

Says Atomic Kitten's Jenny Frost

[Sheena]

New Lulu album to be promoted with huge "Burn Vanessa Feltz" party on Hampstead Heath

[Sheena]

Lulu album cancelled amidst accusations of merkin wearing

[Sild]

Apparently there's a new Lulu single out on the 29th March...

[Donna Winter]

RUN for the HILLS

[Sheena]

Originally posted by Sild!
Apparently there's a new Lulu single out on the 29th March...

She's trying to muscle in on Aggie's publicity

[Sheena]

Desperate Lulu resorts to pearl necklace shenanigans in attempt to score top 75 "smash"

http://home.clara.net/digger/sixties/lulu1.jpg

[Agnetha]

She bronzes babies and squats over nursery nurses

[Sheena]

Originally posted by Agnetha
She bronzes babies and squats over nursery nurses

I bet she's never clubbed a baby seal to death for a new HAT though

[Agnetha]

Mary J BILGE

*sigh* I miss OT:

They were TOO much fun...

[Donna Winter]

Lulu buys COD

[Sheena]

Originally posted by Agnetha
Mary J BILGE

*sigh* I miss OT:

They were TOO much fun...

Get yourself to Live Daily, dear...

[Sheena]

OT: New album peaking at #68 fails to provoke Lulu suicide

MORE'S the pity

[Donna Winter]

Lulu "refers to her flange as `Glenda'", says the HATED Jonathan Wilkes

[Sheena]

Bronzed baby fights back in Lulu stabbing DRAMA

[Donna Winter]

Lulu DEAD in toyboy FRENZY

[Agnetha]

Lulu PUT TO SEA

[Sheena]

Lulu in court over merkin allegations

[Sheena]

Lulu tests positive for Wensleydale following high court DRAMA

[Sheena]

OT: Lulu prepares for a piss facial as part of her new "sexed up" image

http://home.swipnet.se/~w-29168/lulu.jpg

[Donna Winter]

Mass SUICIDE takes place in Cheadle as news leaks of the prospect of a `sexed-up' Lulu

[Donna Winter]

LULU DEAD

Early reports implicate the involvement of the paramilitary wing of the National Association of Local Television Newsreaders

Penny Bustin refused to comment on the allegations

[Sheena]

"Reports of Lulu demise premature" claims Moira Stewart from underground LAIR

[Donna Winter]

http://www.steve-p.org/sm/Mariella.jpg

[Donna Winter]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/ilove/years/1981/images/hidehi173.jpg

Yes I'm BORED AGAIN

[Sild]

Originally posted by Donna Summer
http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/ilove/years/1981/images/hidehi173.jpg

Yes I'm BORED AGAIN

At least it wasn't the nude one again...

[Donna Winter]

Ruth Madoc NUDE?

http://www.baking911.com/trifle.jpg

[Sild]

COME COME Donna, you MUST have seen it...

[Sild]

http://www.stuart.cann.freeuk.com/images/ruth_madoc.jpg

[Sild]

http://www.robbscelebs.org/~mp/ruth_madoc/ruth_madoc01.jpg

[Donna Winter]

Oh THAT one. I remember NOW

I WON'T post it again

http://www.scumpa.com/~art/halloween02/wizards-med.jpg

[Sild]

http://www.mbagency.fsnet.co.uk/images/hollandnew.jpg http://www.castsofthepast.co.uk/cast/images/barryhoward.jpg

[Sheena]

NAR: National state of EMERGENCY declared from BEYOND the GRAVE by Dame Yootha Joyce as British Isles prepare for impending Take That inspired Lulu REVIVAL

[wendy the goat]

Ooh a Sticky now?

[Sheena]

EVERYONE should KNOW

[Donna Winter]

`It'll take more than mere DEATH to STOP me' warns Lulu while laying waste to Rochdale this morning

[Sheena]

Will Lulu make the first appearance on TOP OF THE POPS from BEYOND the GRAVE since Hilda Baker went to #23 with "Knees Up Mother Minge" ?

[Star]

Ooh a Sticky now?

Well I felt it was important news, what with the recent Take That revival.

I think we should have a TOPIC OF THE WEEK every week actually.

[Donna Winter]

They're getting HOT on Wikipedia now

*2005 ''[[Talking About Tena Lady]]'' - #1 Lesbania
*2005 ''[[A Little Soul in Your Heart]]'' - #28 Lesbania
*2005 ''[[Ginger Merkin]]'' - #1 Lesbania
*2005 ''[[Sweaty, Saggy, Baggy Old Pissflaps]]'' - #1 Lesbania

Even Rustie's `Fillet O Fun' has been EXPUNGED

But who is editor `RustieLeeRevue'? :D

[Donna Winter]

I see more rumours are FLYING around the INTERNET about NOTABLE HUMANITARIAN ERIC WEST who has landed a PLUM UNCREDITED ROLE as THIRD BOLLARD in `Wrangle My Turnip' :rolleyes: