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Strawberry Jam
05-02-2004, 10:26 PM
Who do you prefer?

It's close for me. Jesus did die for our sins, but Britney has a dance sequence involving laser beams. Tough call.
Agnetha
26-09-2004, 03:43 PM
hitler
Toyah
26-09-2004, 03:44 PM
Boy Geroge! :angry:
Dr Lecter
26-09-2004, 03:46 PM
Herman Goerring in a smock
Agnetha
26-09-2004, 03:47 PM
Nancy Sinatra near a mong bean.
Strawberry Jam
26-09-2004, 04:39 PM
Jesus and Britney can both fuck off now. I prefer Natalie Maines.

http://members.lycos.co.uk/jodylei/DixieChicks/Natalie2.jpg
Agnetha
26-09-2004, 04:40 PM
Peter Brame licking a postage stamp.
Strawberry Jam
26-09-2004, 04:41 PM
Peter Brame licking a postage stamp.

http://members.lycos.co.uk/jodylei/Smilies/nopicture.gif
Raining On Me
26-09-2004, 04:42 PM
Jane McDonald pissing in Tesco's dairy aisle.

Which wouldn't surprise me.
Agnetha
26-09-2004, 04:43 PM
Holly & Jessica having a burping contest
Hooters
26-09-2004, 04:46 PM
Did Jesus get married in Vegas and divorced a few hours later? I think NOT.
Dr Lecter
26-09-2004, 04:47 PM
Leah Betts
Agnetha
26-09-2004, 04:47 PM
Was Britney born in a stable? I think SO
Strawberry Jam
26-09-2004, 04:50 PM
Did Jesus get married in Vegas and divorced a few hours later? I think NOT.

That's because Jesus preferred a cock up his arse.
Hooters
26-09-2004, 05:02 PM
http://www.brokennewz.com/images2/britney_spears_boobs.jpg
octophone
26-09-2004, 05:12 PM
That's because Jesus preferred a cock up his arse.

There's people get burned at the stake for less.

*collects kindling*

Oh and Britney's better because she's still alive and can do new stuff whereas all the old Jesus stories just keep getting repackaged and repackaged. There's never even unheard outtakes; at least with those Nick Drake albums you got a few alternate takes....
Hooters
26-09-2004, 05:24 PM
The Bible B-sides and rarities out NOW!
octophone
26-09-2004, 05:27 PM
"The New Testement" - Legacy Edition
Hooters
26-09-2004, 05:31 PM
Kylie to take the #1 spot with her 7th GH while Jesus will have to settle for #2 with his 786549th edition of the New Testement, meanwhile at #3 Des'ree with another remix of you gotta be.
Strawberry Jam
09-10-2007, 12:37 AM
Jesus - Gimme More (Good Friday Edit) > Britney's version
octophone
09-10-2007, 10:55 AM
I've nothing to add to this, I'm just having a classic forum takeover run...
Strawberry Jam
04-02-2008, 12:17 AM
Jesus - Gimme More (Good Friday Edit) > Britney's version

Will I get a Red Dot for laughing at my own joke? I'd completely forgotten about this one. :D