Girls aloud UPDATE

[dixielandings]

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Long hot summer (the fifth best girls aloud single to date: PJ 2005) will recieve its first SPIN on the radio1 breakfast show this coming TUESDAY

in other news, nadine is now asian (see above) and kimberly has a new wig

[Slave]

That looks about as UN-summery as you can get. They need palm trees and coconuts, oh and some SUN.

[dixielandings]

Nadine demonstrates that long hot summer look outside a run down gloomy sea side fun fair! "I just used a bit of brown paint and some olive oil" she explains "it smellls at first, but once you get over that its just grand"

Nicola also explains that Sarahs 'HELLO' T-shirt has been designed by her little sister Mary-Sue Gillespie Harding (aged 5) in order to avoid having to speak AT all in preparation for their upcoming "girls aloud and proud" tour "its really hard for us on tour, we sometimes get so hyped up that we end up singing out loud by mistake! Miming isnt easy, so avoiding all speech using my hello t-shirt is good practice, without offending the fans" Sarah adds. "Shut it" replies Kimberley

[Slave]

Nadine's legs really are worryingly TINY. Whoever is their stylist should be encouraging her to wear jeans because that is an example of where rumours start.

[olly]

i hate them. i mean i love their music, but every single one of my female friends looks better than them... they're emaciated for fuck's sake!

[Christian]

They picture is AWFUL. They look like they're lined in up in the local Asda car park.

And how many bottles of St Tropez died to bring us this picture? :evil:

[october rust]

Put your legs AWAY Nadine :zombie:

[october rust]

They picture is AWFUL. They look like they're lined in up in the local Asda car park.

This pic was taken at Flamingo Land, in all seriousness

[Kate]

Fucking hell, it's a bunch of skelingtons... Kimberley is the only one with even a HINT of curves :zombie:

[Star]

The colour of Nadine's legs just look wrong. I don't think those shoes are helping much :confused:

[chocolat]

Nadine is looking very thin :(

[Phoenix]

they all look scary in the picture

[Xerox]

This pic was taken at Flamingo Land, in all seriousness
Is Flamingo Land still there?! First theme park I ever went to, in 1990! :D

[FetchFugly]

They look so cheap and nasty now. Even Clea look more classy.

[lolly]

Why the fuck is Nadine the only one showing her legs? They really are utterly vile, yet clearly she thinks they look great if she's showing them off all the time.

[Xerox]

It really IS all the time, isn't it? She always seems to be wearing a miniskirt, as if she has it written into her contract that she gets to wear a skirt and the others wear trousers all the time.

What great role models little girls have these days.

[Molicious]

I went to see them in concert a couple of months ago (it was fairly rubbish) and they all looked lovely except for Nadine who looked on the brink of death.

[Slave]

They actually make me hungry just looking at them.

[Raining On Me]

Jesus...what's the betting the video is filmed there too, full of generic fairground shots with them seen "having fun", eating candyfloss (which Nadine coughs up between takes), and a lovely overcast sky. No expense spared with this lot.

And yes, Nadine looks ill. Maybe they're letting her dress like that so she and other people can see how AWFUL she looks...

[Xerox]

I really can't get over Nadine's legs in that picture. They are FRIGHTENINGLY skinny. Twig-like. Just so wrong.

[Raining On Me]

I would say it's definitely an unflattering picture anyway...but still no denying there is soemthing wrong. She seems to have got worse from video to video and I thought she was lovely to start with...

Cheryl actually looks the best there imo. Sarah never looks real..

[Xerox]

I think they all look awful. Kate said earlier that Kimberley was the only one that came close to having curves, but really, all of them just look far too thin. They just must be starving ALL the time.

Louis Walsh probably thinks they look just FINE. He probably insists they look that thin. Cunt!

[lolly]

In concert, Kimberley, Cheryl and Sarah all looked good. Cheryl in particular HAS got curves; yes she's had a boob job, but she's got a proper waist and hips. Nicola was, well, just Nicola really. But Nadine really is frightening. Her legs look like they are incapable of holding her body up.

[Devil]

Nicola seems naturally thin to me, but Nadine clearly used to have curves. She doesn't look good at all.

Kimberely and Cheryl look reasonably fine to me.

[Agnetha]

I don't actually see what the problem is... Altho the middle one looks a bit NIGGY

[Bunty's Magic Vegetable]

Nadine needs some cakes... Kimberley looks nice and podgy!