Mericat
14-10-2005, 11:45 AM
While looking for a new hair cut (I want a cute choppy bedhead kind of 'do') I found this and found *much amusement*
The link is Nutters website (http://www.drliew.net/archives/001729.html)
Long Hair
Girls should keep long hair. Period. Long hair is nice, it's elegant, it's romantic, it's attractive, it's sexually appealing. You keep your hair long, you keep your boyfriend long; you cut your hair, your boyfriend will go get another long hair girlfriend. Don't believe me? Go try! Don't come back to me and cry. Only aunties dare to cut their hair short, coz their stupid husbands have signed the stupid marriage certificate with no expiry date.
Doesn't matter whether you straighten it, ionise it, plasmarize it, spermicize it or whatever... As long as it's straight and long, you'll be the one who catch the first glance from the guys. One long hair girl walking with two other short hair girls, see which one the guys look at first, assuming the guys were looking from the back and not biased by their face or waist circumference or other factors... just hair alone. That's when 'love at first sight' happens. You cut your hair short, you'll likely to get 'hate at first sight' as it's inherently built into guys not to give short-hair girls another chance.
Long hair... "Oh man... That girl is smoking in a public restaurant!" "Man... Nice hair she's got!"
Short hair... "Oh man... That girl is smoking in a public restaurant!" "Yeah, blardy tomboy! I bet she's digging her nose too!"
You get the drift.
The most sexually appealing act is when a girl sweeps one side of her hair around and behind one of her ears, leaving the other side half-covering her face. Short hair girls who expose both of their ears scooping up dust and gossips alike are plain turn-offs. Short haired girls trying to cover the ugliness of their air-scooping ears with half a dozen of earrings on each will render any decent guy impotent for at least a month, provided there was no repeated exposures.
The next is the moment when long hair girls start playing with their hair when they are shy. Nothing can replace that, not by clasping your hands in front of your pubic region and swing your hip left and right, nor by waving your handkerchief with your head down...
And the killer move is when they try to weave a pony tail behind their head, stretching their pectoralis majors, in turn pushing up and out the fatty tissues... OMG! Nosebleed!!!
After a game, long hair girls will be busy sponging sweat off their face and neck with a towel. Short hair girls will be flicking and rubbing the sweat off their heads with their hands, violently! Urghhhh!!!
After a dive, long hair girls bow their head and give a swing to fling their hair backwards, with those sparkling water droplets flying through the air. Short hair girls busy wiping water off their heads, running their hands all over like trying to remove excess water from a toilet brush.
Long hair girls will retain the fragrance of the shampoo they use. Short hair girls only got sweaty smell off their scalp.
Long hair is difficult to manage. It's true. Didn't someone tell you beauty is a meticulous thing? Keep it or lose it.
And try asking around, how many guys have mistaken long-haired Ah Kuas as potential sexually appealing SYTs? And how many Ah Kuas think short hair will make them more feminine?
Go ahead, cut your hair and be single... or if you're lucky, maybe a gayish Ah Beng will look at you... :PPP
These days, you see a nice figure with long hair swinging butt walking in front of you. Then you go forward and have a peek on the face... PUUUTUUUI!!! So old man liao still keep long hair, dyed golden summore!!!
:D
The link is Nutters website (http://www.drliew.net/archives/001729.html)
Long Hair
Girls should keep long hair. Period. Long hair is nice, it's elegant, it's romantic, it's attractive, it's sexually appealing. You keep your hair long, you keep your boyfriend long; you cut your hair, your boyfriend will go get another long hair girlfriend. Don't believe me? Go try! Don't come back to me and cry. Only aunties dare to cut their hair short, coz their stupid husbands have signed the stupid marriage certificate with no expiry date.
Doesn't matter whether you straighten it, ionise it, plasmarize it, spermicize it or whatever... As long as it's straight and long, you'll be the one who catch the first glance from the guys. One long hair girl walking with two other short hair girls, see which one the guys look at first, assuming the guys were looking from the back and not biased by their face or waist circumference or other factors... just hair alone. That's when 'love at first sight' happens. You cut your hair short, you'll likely to get 'hate at first sight' as it's inherently built into guys not to give short-hair girls another chance.
Long hair... "Oh man... That girl is smoking in a public restaurant!" "Man... Nice hair she's got!"
Short hair... "Oh man... That girl is smoking in a public restaurant!" "Yeah, blardy tomboy! I bet she's digging her nose too!"
You get the drift.
The most sexually appealing act is when a girl sweeps one side of her hair around and behind one of her ears, leaving the other side half-covering her face. Short hair girls who expose both of their ears scooping up dust and gossips alike are plain turn-offs. Short haired girls trying to cover the ugliness of their air-scooping ears with half a dozen of earrings on each will render any decent guy impotent for at least a month, provided there was no repeated exposures.
The next is the moment when long hair girls start playing with their hair when they are shy. Nothing can replace that, not by clasping your hands in front of your pubic region and swing your hip left and right, nor by waving your handkerchief with your head down...
And the killer move is when they try to weave a pony tail behind their head, stretching their pectoralis majors, in turn pushing up and out the fatty tissues... OMG! Nosebleed!!!
After a game, long hair girls will be busy sponging sweat off their face and neck with a towel. Short hair girls will be flicking and rubbing the sweat off their heads with their hands, violently! Urghhhh!!!
After a dive, long hair girls bow their head and give a swing to fling their hair backwards, with those sparkling water droplets flying through the air. Short hair girls busy wiping water off their heads, running their hands all over like trying to remove excess water from a toilet brush.
Long hair girls will retain the fragrance of the shampoo they use. Short hair girls only got sweaty smell off their scalp.
Long hair is difficult to manage. It's true. Didn't someone tell you beauty is a meticulous thing? Keep it or lose it.
And try asking around, how many guys have mistaken long-haired Ah Kuas as potential sexually appealing SYTs? And how many Ah Kuas think short hair will make them more feminine?
Go ahead, cut your hair and be single... or if you're lucky, maybe a gayish Ah Beng will look at you... :PPP
These days, you see a nice figure with long hair swinging butt walking in front of you. Then you go forward and have a peek on the face... PUUUTUUUI!!! So old man liao still keep long hair, dyed golden summore!!!
:D