England vs Paraguay

[Agnetha]

For those POOR souls STUCK IN

[Agnetha]

Why does there appear to be a GIANT ALIEN SPIDER hovering above the pitch?

[Agnetha]

:D

YAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!

[Agnetha]

For those POOR souls STUCK INJust ME THEN

[Agnetha]

Paraguay are fucking CRAP

And is the ref being BRIBED by Sven?

[orthodontics7]

LUCKY BITCHES!

[Agnetha]

Gerrard HURT

Fucking PARAGUANS

[orthodontics7]

I FUCKING HATE THE FORMAT of the BROADCASTING.
I have 2 black "beams" making the picture SMALLER! :Oi:

[Agnetha]

We DON'T

[orthodontics7]

Then you are LUCKY and have a NEW TV that supports this format! :evil:

[Agnetha]

We just DON'T HAVE IT

[orthodontics7]

Who is #8 - he looks quite FIT!

[Agnetha]

FRANK LAMPARD

[orthodontics7]

Why does there appear to be a GIANT ALIEN SPIDER hovering above the pitch?
TOO many drugs OR Frankfurt being the usual scary ALIEN CITY!

[Alex]

Hmmph the amount of chances we've had and still only one goal.

[Emma]

AREN'T WE SHIT? :D

[orthodontics7]

It's BORING!
And you are LUCKY as almost ALWAYS!

[Agnetha]

I can't believe the only goal SO FAR has been a fucking OWN GOAL

Still if we HOLD OUT a win is a WIN

[Agnetha]

Peter Crouch is the skinniest footballer I have EVER seen

[Agnetha]

PHEW

[Agnetha]

Why are they playing 'Go West'?

[octophone]

3 points is 3 points but you were SHIT in the second half. Carry on like that and you'll be home on the 26th of June. What the fuck was going on upfront?

[Agnetha]

your mum

[octophone]

She'd have done a better job than Owen and she's been dead for 13 years.

[Agnetha]

Get her over to Germany then.

[Lelloola]

Commentator: Cole has Owen inside him...

LOVELY mental image! :horny:

A disappointing game, despite the win! First half was great but Paraguay were all over us in the second half! Crouch is the worst player I've seen yet he was left up front on his own, he's constantly falling over his own feet - too tall and lanky!

Ah well, here's to better matches going forward.

[octophone]

I'll put the ashes on a plane now.

Wouldn't Jermaine Defoe's face be a picture? :D

[Agnetha]

I'm having mental images of a pot of ashes sitting on the pitch outplaying the whole England team...

[octophone]

So are 30 national coaches....

[Agnetha]

:)

When do Scotland play?

[Pipo]

haha fucking SPICS

[Agnetha]

Beckham and Sven are BLAMING the HEAT

PONCES

[octophone]

:)

When do Scotland play?
Jason Scotland lines up against England on Thursday. :)

Their other games are at 5pm and 8pm so we'll see if it's the heat.....

[abnormal]

Crouch was FUCKING USELESS. Come back ROO. :evil:

What a disappointing start. They must get better soon.

[Agnetha]

We need Rooney QUITE a LOT don't we?

[abnormal]

OH INDEED. He's someone actually capable of scoring! England can't rely on Beckham to win the game, he's not a fucking striker.

[Zodiac]

OMG YAY

That was rather unconvincing. Good first half performance, rubbish second half performance. Sven's substitutions continue to make no sense whatsoever. Why bring Owen off, thus rendering Crouch and England totally ineffectual as an attacking force? STRANGE. Oh, and that Mexican Christopher Lee ref was crap - talk about over-officious, especially where Crouch was concerned. Oh well, job done I suppose.

[Rhythmbandit]

I must admit that england were vastly superior in the first half, and in the second half Paraguay stepped their game up ALOT, i'd say they were much better than England in the second half.

I also thought the ref was totally baised against Paraguay.

Predictions for next game:

England 1-0 Trinidad & Tobago

[octophone]

It's Trinidad and Tobago next...

[orthodontics7]

Join the BET-game :disco: