Comic Relief

[Sebastian Flyte]

This African slum that Ant & Dec are visiting is rather disturbing:(

[Agnetha]

Well I'm in, may as well do a topic for it...

[Ellie]

Why is it that when they visit "Africa" they rarely specify what country it is?

[Agnetha]

Why is it that when they visit "Africa" they rarely specify what country it is?They're all the same aren't they?

When I'm famous I'm gonna do a VT from Egypt.

[lolly]

Have they said what time Fame Academy is going to be on? I've looked on the website but it doesn't break it down. I can't bear subjecting myself to ALL of it.

[Agnetha]

Within the next hour APPARENTLY

[Agnetha]

Duncan Ballantyne eats Lulu's leftovers.

[rural juror]

Is this a BEST of TV burp? this all looks very familiar

[Ellie]

Ugh, more warnings about paedos grooming kids online. If you're so stupid to meet with someone you've met in a random chat room (not forum) and only known for a couple of months, you're just fucking asking for it.

[lolly]

Well YES, but we are talking about young children. It's easy to say that when you're in your twenties.

[lolly]

God I've grown to HATE Lenny Henry over the years. When was he last funny?

[Ellie]

The girl in the VT was 15, wasn't she?

I dunno, when you're younger than that surely your school friends are adequate enough.

[lolly]

I've heard of children as young as 10 being groomed though. Yes, it does seem DAFT, but I can't honestly say if I was that age that I KNOW I wouldn't do it.

[Ellie]

Maybe we can't understand cos the net wasn't around when we were kids. Though I got the internet very early and I was 14. Didn't even dream of meeting anyone until Dotmusic when I'd properly established a group of people over the space of at least a year first.

[Sebastian Flyte]

That dog is ugly

[Sebastian Flyte]

This Africa footage is rather disconcerting...

[Agnetha]

OK we need a crying scene!

[Agnetha]

£60 a month? High maintenance... I spend about £80 a month...

[Ellie]

Kate Thornton looks much better with her hair in a more natural colour like this. That white-blonde thing she had before was gross.

[Sebastian Flyte]

YAY - Catherine Tate:D

[Agnetha]

It's lucky she one funny character.

I think she does this with Tony Blair later.

Hilarity will no doubt ensue

[Sebastian Flyte]

well it made me laugh

[ah ah ah]

LOL @ Tate, loved the sketch!

[ah ah ah]

And just what is Kate wearing? :manson:

[Agnetha]

And just what Kate is wearing? :manson:Something your mum knocked up in a sweat shop.

[Agnetha]

Paul O'Grady can't have long left on this planet... Hopefully the next heart attack will be the one...

[Ellie]

WHat time is the Tony Blair thing on? I'm not watching this all night.

[Agnetha]

It must be SO EASY to make this program

7.00 Wacky presenters
7.05 Pre recorded sketch
7.10 Some grotty VT

and REPEAT

[Agnetha]

Oh I watched this live show the other night.

Better than series 3 I'll GIVE YOU THAT

[Sebastian Flyte]

This isn't making me laugh :shy:

[Ellie]

LOL @ the changing set in the Little Britain live show.

[Gavin]

Is Comic Relief actually now even less funny/entertaining than Children In Need?

Who'd have thought it.

[Sebastian Flyte]

OH LOL at this Daniel Craig sketch

[Ellie]

Just how many "final ever episodes" of The Vicar of Dibley are there?

[Gavin]

I'm turning this shit off now.

[Mr Betty Draper]

Oh I hate these manipulating clips, "she was going to be a journalist". Just show the footage, any moron will realise it's an awful awful thing. We don't need a smug narrator talking for a person they've clearly never met or known. It's like they think we can't humanise Africans without a handy backstory.

[Agnetha]

Did no-one see the Peter Kay/Matt Lucas video? It was like the FULL CAST of the Celebdaq forum...

I'm off to download it AS WE SPEAK...

[Agnetha]

God it takes an AGE to download a video off iTunes...

[Ellie]

Did no-one see the Peter Kay/Matt Lucas video? It was like the FULL CAST of the Celebdaq forum...

I'm off to download it AS WE SPEAK...

I saw them put Osama Bin Laden in the cast at the end. Har har.

[Agnetha]

Jay Aston was looking good. As was Jane from Rod, Jane and Freddie

And of course the lovely Kevin Webster.