That chainsmoking child on Channel 4

[Ellie]

What a terribly weak mother. Just lying on the bed with him like they'd both just got stoned asking him if he wants to go to school as if she's asking him what he wants for tea. Then telling the school that she's trying to get him out of bed and laughing about his truancy.

[Star]

I read about that in the TV programme, with parents like that the kids really just don't stand a chance do they?

[Ellie]

Mother has been smoking for 32 years. Says to child: "I'll give up if you give up *smirks* ". UGH.

And the mother looks older than the grandmother.

[Jack]

Oh I wanted to watch this! The advert ALONE was enough to make me QUIT.

[octophone]

Why do these people parade themselves on television?They must know everyone is laughing at their miserable carcasses.

[Loufoque]

The country's GOING TO THE DOGS/Another symptom of the MORAL DECLINE/SEND THE PAKIS HOME and SO ON AND SO FORTH