NAR: Geri Halliwell attacked by rouge pigeon

[Donna Winter]

By all accounts she was TICKLED PINK

Oh GOD I need a LONG HOLIDAY

[Sheena]

Isnt it weird how after FOUR DAYS off you need MORE MORE MORE

Possibly by the Andrea True connection or MAYBE the Nanas, but certainly not anyone ELSE

And I AM looking forward to seeing my next "rouge" pigeon by the way....

[Donna Winter]

Dame Barbara Cartland prosecuted from BEYOND THE GRAVE for the invention of the rouge pigeon

[Donna Winter]

Rouge pigeons put me IN THE PINK, says Sally Gunnell

Oh GOD

[Sheena]

Lulu to release album of "Moulin Rouge" covers in yet ANOTHER "whoops, I fucked it up" attempt at remaining in the limelight

[Donna Winter]

After 2 months and an INFINITE amount of SHOUTING it looks as if my house purchase may FINALLY be going through

*much excite*

Cue collapse of housing market, rocketing interest rates and Chav takeover of Handbridge :daf:

[Sheena]

Originally posted by Donna Summer
After 2 months and an INFINITE amount of SHOUTING it looks as if my house purchase may FINALLY be going through

*much excite*

Cue collapse of housing market, rocketing interest rates and Chav takeover of Handbridge :daf:

Im still nowhere NEAR. House prices in Southsea seem to be going up in EQUILIBRIUM with my NEED for spending money on POINTLESS SHITE from Ebay

[Donna Winter]

Just imagine the sheer JOY of purchasing your very own WASHING MACHINE

[Sheena]

The new Mr Sheena has a LOVELY flat which will take away ALL that hassle should we chose to become "long term life partners"

But as I only met him Sunday, I wouldnt hold your BREATH

[Agnetha]

It certainly ISN'T Abba related...

[Julie Andrews]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/totp2/features/wallpaper/images/640/lulu.jpg

Searching google images for LULU seems to bring up a disproprotionate number of pictures of DOGS

I put it to you that this is not ENTIRELY coincidental

[Donna Winter]

Cue collapse of housing market, rocketing interest rates and Chav takeover of Handbridge :daf:

TWO out of THREE ain't BAD

[Agnetha]

The new Mr Sheena has a LOVELY flat which will take away ALL that hassle should we chose to become "long term life partners"

But as I only met him Sunday, I wouldnt hold your BREATHSHAME YOU DIDN'T

[Agnetha]

OT - http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41054000/jpg/_41054578_balloon2_203bbc.jpg

Star's DAD MORIFIED

[Toyah]

news: Lulu's cholestrol count at NEAR DEATH levels!

[Sheena]

I agree PRECISELY with what Agnetha said but in relation to the LAST POST

Im WORRIED this Take That REVIVAL will give that CUNT an opportunity to RELIGHT HER FIRE

[Toyah]

*gets matches and can of petrol to relight THAT fire!*

[Donna Winter]

OT: Neil Morrissey DEAD in BUTTON MUSHROOM HORROR

[funky]

OT: After watching Acorn Antiques again I WISH that was TRUE

[Agnetha]

NAR: Tony Blair to retire next year and become "come sponge" to Sinitta.

[Kate]

OT:

http://static.flickr.com/14/93343798_d25c1eb3b8.jpg

[Star]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0903/Star2003/c17acaab.jpg

[Agnetha]

news: He may have recently made a brief appearance on Big Brother, but he really is worth more than that. Seeing as he’s had experience with youngsters maybe a show along the theme of Super Nanny would suit him? If he could tolerate the contents of the Big Brother house, then a couple of hyperactive six-year-olds should be no trouble. And if good reasoning and ‘time outs’ fail to make the children behave, then there’s always bribery. What kid isn’t going to do as uncle Jimmy says when they think there’s a ride in a rocket in it for them? How’s about that then?

[Toyah]

Geru Hallwell dies in Childbirth. ONE CAN HOPE!

[Donna Winter]

OT: Jennifer Capriati assaulted with outsize Bakewell Tart

Police are interviewing a man suspected to have links to the West Woking Almond Liberation Front

[funky]

NAR: Kerry Katona becomes the face of Ready Brek. Company said to be considering setting her alight for "authentic glow".

Music industry celebrates

[Madison]

OT: Tanita Tikaram found strangled. Witnesses see two bald men leave the scene - police want to question Right Said Fred.

[Donna Winter]

NAR: We particularly recall one very early episode of `Give Us A Clue' when Una Stubbs scored maximum points after the teams took only a few seconds to recognise her Fanny By Gaslight.

[Agnetha]

news: Carole Bayer Sager gives birth to pair of flip flops.

[Donna Winter]

news: Enormous stash of nudey pictures of Sinitta unearthed in a disused bakery in Dorking

"This find is of IMMENSE HISTORICAL VALUE" enthused Bertie Bassett, curator of the Chesterfield Museum of Rubbish 1980s Pop