Pete's PA

[Rita]

Is anyone else thinking this will be perfect CAR CRASH TELLY.

[lolly]

Pete who?

[Donna Winter]

Pete who?

Chief Scout Peter Duncan takes on a new PA to help him administer the Scout Movement. Much hilarity ensues

[Star]

Chief Scout Peter Duncan takes on a new PA to help him administer the Scout Movement. Much hilarity ensues

We're after some new Guide Leaders at my pack. Perhaps he can help.

[David]

It can't be worse than Jade's PA.

[Rita]

Pete who?

BURNS

[Donna Winter]

Gnarled newsreader Peter Sissons undergoes a painful genital piercing procedure. Much hilarity ensures

[Rita]

I just watched Celebrity Wifeswap with Pete and Razor Ruddock and he is FABULOUSLY FOUL.

[David]

I missed that because it was up against things I was DESPERATE to see.

NOT HAPPY

[lolly]

I was hoping for Peter Purves :(

[Rita]

It is on E4+1 now I think, although it must be 40 minutes or so in, followed by the aftermath.

[David]

I'm taping Ugly Betty on C4+1 and can't switch over.

Damn Project Runway.

[Rita]

Ok, so in summary YOU'RE NOT GOING TO SEE IT.

[David]

Not until the repeats.

[lolly]

Pete Burns has insisted that he does not regret any of his behaviour in the Celebrity Big Brother house.

The former Dead or Alive singer regularly clashed with Jodie Marsh when they shared the house together in January 2006, but he has refused to apologise for his verbal attacks on the glamour girl.

"I don't regret anything I said," Pete told Celebs on Sunday. "Apparently, Jodie Marsh said she was going to kill herself. The only sad thing is that she's still alive."
Burns' new show Pete's PA starts on Living TV tomorrow at 10pm.

Now Pete Burns can fuck off for all I care. But that made me laugh.

[Jonfessions]

You can watch his Celebrity Wife Swap for free on 4od.

[David]

I'd completely forgot I had it, ta.