UVTV Food

[RobotBoy]

Anyone else find themselves watching this channel for literally hours on end?

Who glues you to the screen and who makes you switch over to find some equally mind numbing property shows?

My favourites:

Nigella Laswon: The holy grail
Barefoot Contessa: So fucking fat and wooden, it's a real joy. She's a totally tragic fag hag.
Danny By The Sea: Danny Boom is the fittest chef on TV
Great British Menu: Prue Leith is a legend, Oliver Peyton is the fussiest cunt alive and Matthew Forte is deliciously pompous
Anything with Sophie Grigson: Just to see whether she's slim (years ago), really fat (recent) or anything inbetween

My least favourites:

Rachel Allen: A total fucking cunt
Anything with Anthony Worral Thompson: Useless. I can cook better.
Tamasin's Weekends: She has never cooked anything remotely appetising and she needs a bra to disguise those rancid vinegar tits.

[Rachey]

:D Oh i LOVE this channel. My friends think im crazy, but i could seriously watch it ALL DAY.

I ADORE Nigella Lawson, everything about her is fabulous.
Sophie Grigson is also good.
Im a big Jamie Oliver fan as well. And James Martin.
I rather like Tamasin Day Lewis aswell, though her hair is terrible.

And of course...the queen of cooking - Delia Smith :disco:

[Rachey]

Oh is Danny the Australian?

[Toyah]

I love it! Though I don't watch as much since they DUMPED the Goddess that is Dame Jeni Barnett!

Tamasin is a rancid old hippy who needs a haircut, Barefoot Contessa I don't mind, all of her food seems to be HIGHLY calorific, well I suppose it is aimed at Yanks. I do like it at Christmas when they show a bit of Fanny.

[wendy the goat]

I cannot ABIDE Rick Stein. His food is fine but the man himself just JARS ME.

[David]

FOOD PORN!

No wonder you're all looking so FAT!

[Rachey]

Oh i like Rick Steins DOG but thats all.

I love the old Jamie Oliver ones though, yesterday he went out with Jules & the girls for a night out then came home at about 3am and cooked the best looking fry up ive EVER SEEN

[David]

Rick Stein's dog is dead now isn't it? I seem to recall it making teletext news.

[Rachey]

:o aaww i didnt know that.

:D @ it making any form of news though.

[Toyah]

Gino D'Acampo

*SWOON*

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[Toyah]

Jamie Oliver and his spitting fat tongue can go fuck off in my book.

[Rachey]

I remember when Jamie slaughtered a lamb, i nearly CRIED :(

[Toyah]

Well at least you know the lamb is fresh.

[Rachey]

I suppose.

Ooh ooh i forgot about Gary Rhodes, i LOVE him.

[RobotBoy]

Jamie Oliver and his spitting fat tongue can go fuck off in my book.

Is it wrong that I have imagined his tongue doing something rude to me? I know it is. I don't know why I even posed the question publicly.

Gino DiCampo has been to JAIL. How hot is that?

And, yes, Rick's dog Chalky is now dead.

Jeni Barnett MUST return. Market Kitchen is so shit in comparison to Great Food Live.

[RobotBoy]

FOOD PORN!

No wonder you're all looking so FAT!

Nigella Express is responsible for about an extra half a stone on me. Caramel croissant pudding indeed.

[wendy the goat]

I suppose.

Ooh ooh i forgot about Gary Rhodes, i LOVE him.

http://img364.imageshack.us/img364/1521/100003564321920f1dh4.jpg

[Rachey]

:o

Erm...i THINK i feel ill looking at that, but his body isnt ALL BAD, its the face i dislike.

[wendy the goat]

My Dad used to bully him at college.
LOOK WHOS LAUGHING NOW

[JET BOY]

I love UKTV Food more than anything. its an amazing channel. I 100% agree with the Jeni Barnett issue however. Whoever decided replacing her with personality void Tana Ramsey were really very stupid. Good Food Live used to bring in great ratings too. I loved the wine testing on that show, Jeni would blatently drink the entire bottle once the camera was off

That Tamasin woman is very odd however, I don't know how she managed to get her own TV show, shes like Nigella Lawson's entirely dislikeable unidentical twin

However UKTV Food used to have this really awful comedy/food show that was only ever on at about 11.30pm. It was honestly the worst TV show I've ever seen, I can't remember the name, but it involved Delia Smith and Rick Stein doing comedy sketches. I'm amazed its not more notorious, its up there with Naked Jungle in the terrible car crash tv stakes. Does anybody know the name?

[Little My]

Chalky dying has now made me sad. :(

Perhaps he'll saute him or something. That's be nice. :)

Great British Menu for me. I quite like the one with one arm. :shy:

[Toyah]

I wish they would bring back the classic Sunday afternoon Lloyd Grossman Masterchef. I can't be bothered with those two shouty guys they have hosting it now. "COOKING DOESN'T GET ANY TOUGHER THAN THIS!"

[Ill Advised]

A wonderful channel

I always just bung it on and end up watching it for hours