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Sild
04-02-2004, 02:00 AM
For Christ's SAKE...


OT: Eric Clapton loses front tooth in ravioli factory STUNNER.
Tommy
04-02-2004, 02:06 AM
SOMETHING

Something in the way she moves,
Attracts me like no other lover.
Something in the way she woos me.
I don't wanna leave her now,
You know I believe, and how.
Alex
05-11-2005, 10:07 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/jersey/content/images/2005/07/12/rachel_stevens_dancers_1024x768_wallpaper.jpg
Star
05-11-2005, 10:08 PM
How camp do those two on the left look :D
PercyPig
05-11-2005, 10:08 PM
Where the FUCK are her gloves?
Emma
05-11-2005, 10:08 PM
i never noticed how chunky her thighs were until now....
Alex
05-11-2005, 10:09 PM
How camp do those two on the left look :D

Do we need Rachey to give them campness out of 10 ratings?
Less camp than Funky I bet.
Star
05-11-2005, 10:10 PM
Less camp than Funky I bet.

Is that because Funky is a rubbish gai? :o

Actually I agree that Funky is one of the least camp people from here I've met.
Suomi
05-11-2005, 10:11 PM
Is that because Funky is a rubbish gai? :o

Actually I agree that Funky is one of the least camp people from here I've met.


I'm not camp in the SLIGHTEST, at ALL. Noone's ever even questioned my orienatation...
Alex
05-11-2005, 10:11 PM
Is that because Funky is a rubbish gai? :o

Actually I agree that Funky is one of the least camp people from here I've met.

Just rubbish FULL STOP :(
Karvel
05-11-2005, 10:11 PM
Do BBC Jersey have Rachel Stevens doing the idents?

FABULOUS :D
Star
05-11-2005, 10:11 PM
I'm not camp in the SLIGHTEST, at ALL. Noone's ever even questioned my orienatation...

I shall have to meet you and see.
Alex
05-11-2005, 10:12 PM
I'm not camp in the SLIGHTEST, at ALL. Noone's ever even questioned my orienatation...

Nobody EVER made a comedy nickname rhyming with a shortened form of my surname
Star
05-11-2005, 10:13 PM
Nobody EVER made a comedy nickname rhyming with a shortened form of my surname

I can't think what your surname is right now!
Alex
05-11-2005, 10:14 PM
I can't think what your surname is right now!

It's a MYSTERY.

It's a northern county town :|
Suomi
05-11-2005, 10:15 PM
I shall have to meet you and see.


Ok, but I'm gonna carry a stun gun if what I've heard about you turns out to be true


PS. my eye problem got better, thanks for your help :military:
Star
05-11-2005, 10:15 PM
It's a MYSTERY.

It's a northern county town :|

Oh yes, I remember now!
Sild
05-11-2005, 10:15 PM
Well REALLY
Suomi
05-11-2005, 10:15 PM
Nobody EVER made a comedy nickname rhyming with a shortened form of my surname


Are you called Alex Wale Dinton?
Star
05-11-2005, 10:16 PM
Ok, but I'm gonna carry a stun gun if what I've heard about you turns out to be true

It's true, I am really only 2ft 3 :(


PS. my eye problem got better, thanks for your help :military:

Anytime sweetcheeks :angel:
Karvel
05-11-2005, 10:17 PM
:gross:
Star
05-11-2005, 10:17 PM
Oh yes, I remember now!

I still can't work out what the nickname was though :daf:
Alex
05-11-2005, 10:18 PM
Are you called Alex Wale Dinton?

YES :manson: :gross:
Viva la whore!
05-11-2005, 10:18 PM
Pit hair is ugly on either gender.. Same with pubes. Everyone should just WAX!
Star
05-11-2005, 10:19 PM
:gross:

Are you in a :( or a :zombie: mood tonight?
Alex
05-11-2005, 10:20 PM
http://membres.lycos.fr/anthony33g/MUSICVIDEOS2-7.jpg
Alex
05-11-2005, 10:21 PM
I still can't work out what the nickname was though :daf:

It was RUBBISH. So good. :)
Karvel
05-11-2005, 10:21 PM
Are you in a :( or a :zombie: mood tonight?
I'm in a :( mood
Star
05-11-2005, 10:21 PM
It was RUBBISH. So good. :)

It's going to bug me till I get it :grr:
Star
05-11-2005, 10:22 PM
I'm in a :( mood

Awww why lovie?
Karvel
05-11-2005, 10:24 PM
Awww why lovie?
I don't know. :(

I think I'm gonna make myself some NOODLES.
Karvel
05-11-2005, 10:24 PM
I don't think you're meant to microwave these but WHAT THE HECK
Star
05-11-2005, 10:24 PM
I don't know. :(

I think I'm gonna make myself some NOODLES.

Eugh I get like that sometimes. I just cry for no reason really :shy:
Alex
05-11-2005, 10:29 PM
Posting stupid pictures helps I find...bleurgh
Star
05-11-2005, 10:30 PM
I don't think you're meant to microwave these but WHAT THE HECK

I would offer advice, but I'm rubbish with cooking :D
PercyPig
05-11-2005, 10:33 PM
My friend sent me a rather rude "Sorry for fucking asking" text because I told her I didn't want to go to the pub for ONE WHOLE hour.
Alex
05-11-2005, 10:35 PM
http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2005/11/01/fame3_gallery__264x400.jpg

POOR Anthony, that orange tie is vile and who's the scary man?
Alex
05-11-2005, 10:51 PM
http://www.fungusturret.co.uk/uploads/35.jpg
PercyPig
05-11-2005, 10:53 PM
http://www.ndaf.org/Media/gabriel2.gif

Sellotape Man
Star
05-11-2005, 10:54 PM
ONIONS & THE CHRISTMAS TREE

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there?

The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there's three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a women's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions." Onions?" "Yes, you see them and they make you cry." This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mum, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?"

The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his twenties, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree." "A Christmas tree?" "Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only."