Hollyoaks 2009

[loomer]

This is FUCKING SHIT at the moment. I think I'll stop watching again.

[wendy the goat]

Is Ravi gay for Kris then?

[Dr Lecter]

YES

BIZARRE BI LOVE TRIANGLE

his lesley thing is also BORING

[Emma]

Are they going to have a threesome?

[Dr Lecter]

No, i think Kris knocks them both off on the side

FILTH


Also: CULL TIME PLEASE:

GET RID OF:

Mike Barnes
Sarah Barnes
Zoe
Lauren
Newt
New McQueen
Dom
Rhys
Gilly

[Emma]

Agreed on all of those.

DANI to return PLEASE

[wendy the goat]

Gov Roy too please

[Lee]

I SORT OF like Newt but the rest of them can go go go.
It really is a bit shit at the moment. No good storylines and no slow burners going on.

[David]

I refuse to watch until Neville Ashworth dies in a bizarre combine harvester accident.

[MilkyBarKid]

Can they just drop a plane on the place and start again? It worked for Emmerdale. I'll allow the McQueen's to survive but that's about it.

[FetchFugly]

Also: CULL TIME PLEASE:

GET RID OF:

Mike Barnes
Sarah Barnes
Zoe
Lauren
Newt
New McQueen
Dom
Rhys
Gilly

I love stroppy Lauren, but otherwise yes. Amy Barnes (and her little hobbit boyfriend) can go too, though she is not as bad as Sarah and does have the real life name of Ashley Slanina-Davies, which I find very amusing for reasons I am not sure of.

[Dr Lecter]

Oh god i forgot about the vile JOSH....slitty eyed moron.

[Kate]

Josh is surprisingly BUFF when he takes his top off which is amusing cos he looks like he should be a weed

anyway, I have not watched Hollyoaks for about a month now cos I can't be arsed keeping up with it. YAY ME

[FetchFugly]

Flop thread. No wonder, Hollyoaks just seems to be rubbish these days. The current trend for bringing in fucking annoying family members never mentioned previously is a particular gripe.

Oh and Chinny Suruh's quiff is ill advised. Get her away from Stephanie de la Cunningham now, she'll taint her.

[wendy the goat]

The way Warren is nice to Spencer 1 min then a wanker the next is getting really boring.

[loomer]

I hate the new mong brother of Warren. Dreadful

[loomer]

More

[FetchFugly]

I would like the random GREMLIN LESBIAN girl to disappear as quickly as she showed up.

Otherwise I quite enjoyed tonight's episode. Shame Spencer didn't jump, but you can't have it all.

[FetchFugly]

So Digital Spy (http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/soaps/a149177/two-hollyoaks-stars-to-leave.html) informs us that Justin and Warren will both be departing shortly. I wonder what this means for Warren's rubbish not real brother...GONE TOO HOPEFULLY.

[loomer]

Well that's the show seriously fucked in its primary remit - totty

Not to mention Academy Award worthy acting TALANT

[FetchFugly]

I love Nancy's hair currently. This means that she will change it to something hideous within the next episode or so, it is always the way.

Also I am very eager for Lauren to lamp shit Mcqueen and doe-eyed whiny Roy girl one.

[David]

Is Mercedes still a cunt? I've not watched it in months.

[FetchFugly]

Is Mercedes still a cunt?

Pretty much - perhaps marginally less so. Jacqui has been acting up this week.

[wendy the goat]

So Sarah's going to be RUG MUNCHING again?
Also; Ste storyline = SHIT
psycho Lauren = SHIT.

That is all. :)

[Dr Lecter]

Erm, what is going on with Amy and Ste, who are those people who delivered the baby and these weird random new friends of his, i tought they were like football thugs but are they aby thieves...i dnt get it

[Lee]

The E4 episode today is possibly one of the worst things i've ever seen in my entire life! :D

[Alex]

I haven't been watching it properly for months but just watcheed the last week in one go. GREAT TV

[wendy the goat]

What a load of shit? Did Claire escape AGAIN? YAWN. No one cares about her anymore.

[Raucous Bitch]

I haven't watched this for couple of month but WHAT THE CUNT is going on with the baby / Ste storyline? Is it STILL going on? Yawnsome.

[Rachey]

This baby storyline really is dragging.

And I am appalled that I actually feel sorry for Ste.

[Ellie]

I've totally given up on Hollyoaks. I think I missed it for a week or two and when I turned back on it was all to do with that ugly runt Ste and some random new characters. It was like that EVERY time I switched it on so I had no interest at all.

[Rita]

OMG! Did anyone just watch that? HORRIBLE!

[Rhythmbandit]

:o I missed it because my tv guide totally ruined it by saying on the Friday episode that several of Sarah's friends mourn her death. Unless that was a red herring.

[Agnetha]

Not just me that's given up on this then...

[Rita]

I have given up on normal Hollyoaks altogether.

Hollyoaks Later however, is always a must see.

[Rita]

I got proper shivers at the end. My worst nightmare.

[Johnkm]

I'm watching this on e4 now, its obvious whats going to happen mind :D

How ridiculous it all is, I dont even watch Hollyoaks, but this is worth watching.

[Rachey]

I got proper shivers at the end. My worst nightmare.

:o ABSOLUTELY!

When she screamed "somebody help me" and you saw the ground coming up it was horrible.

[Emma]

Remember.... Drugs are bad kids!

[Johnkm]

Oh My Christ did anyone see Bonnie Tyler with the McQueen girls :D