All the Scots on BB have been RUBBISH!

[Toyah]

Sandy - wanker
Lynne - mad drunken bitch
Federico - see Sandy
Cameron - dull god bothering virgin
Jason - Thong! Good fucking GRIEF!!!!!!

[Nike]

You would be lovely on there, Toyah. And of course now I have SKY I could watch you 24 hrs a day.

[Nike]

*sings 'You are Everything' and 'Love Twins' by Diana & Marvin*

My love for you is as strong as ever, Toyah...*nuzzles face against monitor* I'm normal.

[Nike]

This is like old times. Me and you in one thread, all alone except three Jessie's in a row...

[Toyah]

Get that Wallace creature OUT me thread!

[Nike]

Look at my lovely avatar !!! Oooh there is a Shannen Doherty film on t'night. 'Sleeping With The Devil'. I'm taping it and adding it to my growing collection of video's I have for you to watch when we elope. I have aqquired the 'Bugs' season 1&2 DVD's for you as well. Season 3 is out in June. We can watch Ros, Ed and Beckett snuggled up together in your luxury hutch.

[Crash]

Originally posted by Toyah

Cameron - dull god bothering virgin


im surprised he didnt come from lewis

[Joey]

Jason is still wandering around in his shorts and nothing else this morning!

I wonder if that's all he's got with him until his suitcase (maybe) arrives.

[Xerox]

Originally posted by Toyah
Sandy - wanker
Lynne - mad drunken bitch
Federico - see Sandy
Cameron - dull god bothering virgin
Jason - Thong! Good fucking GRIEF!!!!!!
Very true actually....I haven't liked ANY of that sad bunch! Sandy was the worst, the miserable CUNT...but Lynne wasn't much better!

[Joey]

I did actually end up liking Federico in that he was one of the interesting members of BB4 (apart from his mammoth sleeping sessions).

His task failing actions were amusing and his gradual realisation that he didn't really like anyone else in the house was fun to watch.

[Toyah]

Originally posted by Joey
Jason is still wandering around in his shorts and nothing else this morning!

I wonder if that's all he's got with him until his suitcase (maybe) arrives.

It is. You can just tell that he's going to be the one that's not going to get his suitcase tonight.

[lolly]

I'd completely forgotten Lynne. Oh well.

[Toyah]

Originally posted by lolly
I'd completely forgotten Lynne. Oh well.

Well I certainly remember the booing she got when she left the house, it was nearly up there with Adele's departure.

[lolly]

Originally posted by Toyah
Well I certainly remember the booing she got when she left the house, it was nearly up there with Adele's departure.

Oh that's right... It was because she slagged off Spencer, wasn't it?

[Crash]

Lynne was booed for her Spencer fight really.

My sister saw her in Aberdeen after the show and she was getting mobbed by people! :D

[Joey]

Lynne tried unsuccessfully to break into TV presenting after BB.

[lolly]

Originally posted by Joey
Lynne tried unsuccessfully to break into TV presenting after BB.

Like about 50% of the other ex-housemates then!

[Crash]

Originally posted by Joey
Lynne tried unsuccessfully to break into TV presenting after BB.

My sister still sees her at Aberdeen Uni. She STILL wont throw a sandwich at her as i REQUEST!

[Xerox]

Originally posted by Toyah
Well I certainly remember the booing she got when she left the house, it was nearly up there with Adele's departure.
I've never seen anyone booed as they went INTO the house like Kitten was last night!

It WAS Kitten, wasn't it? :confused:

[Crash]

Originally posted by Xerox
I've never seen anyone booed as they went INTO the house like Kitten was last night!

It WAS Kitten, wasn't it? :confused:

Yup, stupid bint was swearing at the crowds, cause thats gonna get you far!

[lolly]

Originally posted by Crash
Yup, stupid bint was swearing at the crowds, cause thats gonna get you far!

She's only in there to make us see the error of our penis-centric ways!

[Joey]

Originally posted by Toyah
It is. You can just tell that he's going to be the one that's not going to get his suitcase tonight.
Read 'The First Live Task' thread for why I don't think that's going to happen, sadly.

[David]

Originally posted by lolly
She's only in there to make us see the error of our penis-centric ways!
Well I know I won't be sticking my penis in a woman anytime soon if someone like Kitten is a potential result!

[Toyah]

It just goes to show that straight men will shag ANY vagina if she used to be an ex-prozzie!

[David]

She was 16, and I'll bet she'd do ANYTHING!

And anyways, since we had Cathy Tyson cast as a prozzie in Band Of Gold I suppose ANYTHING is possible!

[Toyah]

Originally posted by David
She was 16, and I'll bet she'd do ANYTHING!

And anyways, since we had Cathy Tyson cast as a prozzie in Band Of Gold I suppose ANYTHING is possible!

Barbara Dickson!

[Toyah]

And I'm going to add Scott, even though he isn't Scottish but was RUBBISH!

[David]

If only they'd put Lorraine Kelly in one of the Celeb Big Brothers!

[Raining On Me]

Shirley Manson would clearly do the Scots proud...in a world where there was the slightest chance she'd do such a thing..