The National TV Awards

[TurnerPrize]

Here are the nominations for the new look awards, live from the O2 on January 20th.

Clearly voted for and overseen by spastics. I mean "Best Star Travel Documentary"?! How is that a category, especially when they don't even have separate best actor and actress categories, or even a straight up "Best Documentary" category. Hell. In. A. Handcart. It really could not be any more ITV if they tried, at least until they introduce an award for BEST SIMON COWELL SHOW anyway.

Entertainment Programme
Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway
Big Brother
I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here!
The Paul O'Grady Show

Star Travel Documentary
Billy Connolly: Journey To The Edge Of The World
Joanna Lumley In The Land Of The Northern Lights
Piers Morgan On... Dubai
Stephen Fry In America

Newcomer
Bronagh Waugh - Hollyoaks
Craig Gazey - Coronation Street
James Sutton - Emmerdale
Neil McDermott - EastEnders

Comedy Programme
Benidorm
Gavin And Stacey
Harry Hill's TV Burp
The Inbetweeners

Serial Drama Performance
Gray O'Brien Coronation Street
Katherine Kelly Coronation Street
Lacey Turner EastEnders
Simon Gregson Coronation Street

Entertainment Presenter
Ant & Dec
Holly Willoughby
Michael McIntyre
Paul O'Grady

Drama Performance
David Jason - A Touch Of Frost
David Tennant - Doctor Who
David Threlfall - Shameless
Philip Glenister - Ashes to Ashes/Demons

Factual Programme
Come Dine With Me
Loose Women
The Apprentice
Top Gear

Drama
Casualty
Doctor Who
Shameless
The Bill

Talent Show
Britain's Got Talent
Dancing On Ice
Strictly Come Dancing
The X Factor

Serial Drama
Coronation Street
EastEnders
Emmerdale
Hollyoaks

[Raucous Bitch]

Ten for best actor and Doctor Who for best drama.

[FetchFugly]

Drama Performance
Philip Glenister - Ashes to Ashes/Demons


GOOD GOD

[Halli]

so this is on tonight ITV1 8pm

[loomer]

I have it as 7.30

Not that I'll be watching

No doubt not even live anyway

[Slave]

Factual Programme
Loose Women

:D WHAT?!

[Halli]

Sinitta grinning next to Simon Cowell as usual

[Halli]

Ooooh Dannii

[Halli]

katie price getting booed there

[Halli]

How the hell did Ant & Dec's Takeaway win there - didn't it get cancelled for low ratings?

[Halli]

First Joe performing and next Jedward - is this show produced by Simon Cowel?

[Toyah]

I've had to turn off. The SCREAMING audience is getting RIGHT on me tits.

[Star]

Is this the first time it's been like in an arena? The 'celebs' all look a bit squashed in their seats, and I'm not feeing the crowd.

[Rhythmbandit]

The Coronation Street preview looked proper good, especially Joe and Gail agreeing to fake his own death but dying anyway.

[Halli]

Jedward :D

[RobotBoy]

Has DanDan won anything yet?

[TurnerPrize]

Best Sister

[Halli]

This feels like Smash Hits Poll Winners Party

[Donna Winter]

That's the MOST UNLIKELY LIST of FACTUAL PROGRAMMES in the HISTORY OF TELEVISION

[TurnerPrize]

Also i totally forgot this was on. OH WELL. I take it Doctor Who has won? I shall youtube that.

Oh and i hope Joanna Lumley has won for her Northern Lights doc. That made me cry. It would be beyond sick if that ballbag Piers Morgan manages to beat her.

[Halli]

That's the MOST UNLIKELY LIST of FACTUAL PROGRAMMES in the HISTORY OF TELEVISION

Loose Women

[Sild]

Also i totally forgot this was on. OH WELL. I take it Doctor Who has won? I shall youtube that.

Oh and i hope Joanna Lumley has won for her Northern Lights doc. That made me cry. It would be beyond sick if that ballbag Piers Morgan manages to beat her.

Stephen Fry won.

The reaction of one P Morgan?

http://i952.photobucket.com/albums/ae9/DoctorWoodAdventures2/Random/MyMovie_2__0001.jpg?t=1264020438

[TurnerPrize]

HA HA HA, although i'd rather he'd have curled up into a ball and died under the heavy weight of rejection.

His show got terrible ratings last night too, didn't it? Tee hee hee.

[smexy]

Daniel Radcliffe is the worst thing ever.

[Lunar Foetus]

No he isn't.

[TurnerPrize]

I quite like him in real life now, ever since he gave a big massive public donation to a charity that stops young gays from topping themselves.

And he's Laurence Olivier compared to Emma Watson.

[smexy]

There's just something about him, and it's not even THOSE eyebrows.

[Lunar Foetus]

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[smexy]

Who on earth cares about SYTYCD?

[Lunar Foetus]

ME

(i don't, i just feel like being a contrary mary tonight)

[Alex]

Dannii practically pleading to come back on the X factor there then. Funny nobody else thinks to mention Louis.

Oh and SARAH BROWN? GET OFF

[Lunar Foetus]

I like sarah brown

[smexy]

She's OK really. Seems nice enough.

[TurnerPrize]

David should keep Sarah Brown on as Prime Minister's wife when he moves into Downing Street.

(and hopefully she'll smother him in his sleep, but that'd just be a bonus)

[smexy]

Totally in a minority of one, but I can't bear DOCTOR WHO or DAVID TENNANT.

Overexposed.

[Lunar Foetus]

I love dr who and david tennant, they are great and UNDEREXPOSED if anything

[Lunar Foetus]

what is wrong with me, why am i doing this?

[smexy]

what is wrong with me, why am i doing this?

You like TROUBLE.

Apparently.

[Alex]

She's OK really. Seems nice enough.

She does seem nice but I don't get why she has any place presenting a TV award?!

[Lunar Foetus]

You like TROUBLE.

Apparently.

i hate trouble