I'm tired of feeling like I'm fucking crazy
Jálomá lommá, jálomá nédinna, jálomá lommá, lomálom...
Yes I watch Grantchester and no I'm not ashamed
send away the tigers
But her emails
I don't want to go to Waitrose, I want a fuck buddy
american guy still a cunt
Now I'm the doggone villain
The lies, the lies, THE LIES
Hey Deb, thank you for being woman enough to come.
Well, Lisa...I brought the bunny
*stuffs fist in mouth*
Let's get it crunk up on, have fun up on this dancery
We don't need no. Placemats
We don't need no. Staplers
As you asked for it - you may however know all the tracks anyway
Drag name: Marine A and the Diamonds
Sit on my FACE and tell me that you LOVE ME
I've shaved every place where you've been, boy.
Start-up idea: candles.....for men?
Tech/science start-up idea: a normal house, but with chimps inside it, we watch it on camera and just see what goes on. Might be a laugh
I DON'T EAT PIE, I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT TASTES LIKE, I’M NEVER GONNA EAT PIE! MAYBE, I DON'T KNOW, I MAY TRY IT, I’M NOT A PIE TYPE OF PERSON
WHAT SHOULD YOU DO WITH A DRUNKEN MAJOR
baby got a skin tape session
And inside this love I'm yearning... burning... yearning...
Tropical house is a sin
HELP! PLEASE HELP! I'm TRAPPED in a SMALL PRIVATE ELEVATOR!
My hand wrapped around, stroking up and down, but nothing can compare to the warmth of my mouth
I'm a skeletons
Walking on walking on BROKEN GLASS
I'm alive and that PISSES ME OFF
was getting fisted at @Sheena's scat dungeon
was eating food at @PizzaExpress
At least I don't do crystal meth in the bathroom all night long BITCH
Imagine having sex with Ed Sheeran. His gingery hobo beard scratching your skin. His pallid arsecheeks bouncing up and down. His cum face.
I threw up.
I'm strangely aroused
Jerry, take off all your clothes and fold yourself in half 12 times
WELL THAT DIDNT WORK
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