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  1. octophone
    octophone
    I'm tired of feeling like I'm fucking crazy
  2. OutSynk
    OutSynk
    Jálomá lommá, jálomá nédinna, jálomá lommá, lomálom...
  3. Sharla
    Sharla
    Yes I watch Grantchester and no I'm not ashamed
  4. octophone
    octophone
    send away the tigers
  5. jivafox
    jivafox
    But her emails
  6. Mugatu
    Mugatu
    I don't want to go to Waitrose, I want a fuck buddy
    1. Zu-Klara likes this.
  7. Sharla
    Sharla
    Cunny
    1. Zu-Klara likes this.
  8. big ron
    big ron
    american guy still a cunt
  9. jivafox
    jivafox
    Now I'm the doggone villain
    1. Phoenix likes this.
  10. Phoenix
    Phoenix
    The lies, the lies, THE LIES
    1. jivafox likes this.
  11. Phoenix
    Phoenix
    Hey Deb, thank you for being woman enough to come.
  12. jivafox
    jivafox
    Well, Lisa...I brought the bunny
    1. Phoenix
      Phoenix
      *stuffs fist in mouth*
      May 4, 2017
  13. Phoenix
    Phoenix
    Let's get it crunk up on, have fun up on this dancery
  14. Alex
    Alex
    We don't need no. Placemats
    1. Madison likes this.
  15. Alex
    Alex
    We don't need no. Staplers
    1. Madison likes this.
  16. ameraal
    ameraal Krust
    fa-bu-lous *.*
  17. Krust
    Krust ameraal
    1. ameraal likes this.
  18. Mugatu
    Mugatu
    Drag name: Marine A and the Diamonds
    1. Penelope and octophone like this.
  19. Sheena
    Sheena
    Sit on my FACE and tell me that you LOVE ME
  20. Suedehead
    Suedehead
    I've shaved every place where you've been, boy.
  21. Mugatu
    Mugatu submitstartups
    Start-up idea: candles.....for men?
  22. Mugatu
    Mugatu submitstartups
    Tech/science start-up idea: a normal house, but with chimps inside it, we watch it on camera and just see what goes on. Might be a laugh
  23. Phoenix
    Phoenix
    I DON'T EAT PIE, I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT TASTES LIKE, I’M NEVER GONNA EAT PIE! MAYBE, I DON'T KNOW, I MAY TRY IT, I’M NOT A PIE TYPE OF PERSON
  24. Indie
    Indie
    WHAT SHOULD YOU DO WITH A DRUNKEN MAJOR
  25. Sharla
  26. Mugatu
    Mugatu
    baby got a skin tape session
  27. Suedehead
    Suedehead
    And inside this love I'm yearning... burning... yearning...
  28. Ag
    Ag
    Tropical house is a sin
  29. VoR
    VoR
    HELP! PLEASE HELP! I'm TRAPPED in a SMALL PRIVATE ELEVATOR!
  30. jivafox
    jivafox
    My hand wrapped around, stroking up and down, but nothing can compare to the warmth of my mouth
  31. octophone
    octophone
    I'm a skeletons
  32. Mugatu
    Mugatu
    Walking on walking on BROKEN GLASS
    1. Alex likes this.
  33. Pipo
    Pipo
    I'm alive and that PISSES ME OFF
  34. Ag
    Ag
    was getting fisted at @Sheena's scat dungeon
  35. Chlammy
    Chlammy
    was eating food at @PizzaExpress
    1. Madison likes this.
  36. jivafox
    jivafox
    At least I don't do crystal meth in the bathroom all night long BITCH
    1. Phoenix likes this.
  37. Mugatu
    Mugatu
    Imagine having sex with Ed Sheeran. His gingery hobo beard scratching your skin. His pallid arsecheeks bouncing up and down. His cum face.
    1. Pipo and Zu-Klara like this.
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    3. Tramell
      Tramell
      I threw up.
      Apr 5, 2017
    4. Mugatu
    5. Pipo
      Pipo
      I'm strangely aroused
      Apr 10, 2017
  38. octophone
    octophone
    Jerry, take off all your clothes and fold yourself in half 12 times
  39. big ron
  40. big ron
    big ron Mel
    WELL THAT DIDNT WORK