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Mugatu
Last Activity:
Feb 27, 2017 at 10:31 PM
Joined:
Apr 10, 2010
Messages:
11,115
Likes Received:
99
Trophy Points:
11
Gender:
Male
Birthday:
Nov 18, 1993 (Age: 23)
Location:
Sedgley
Occupation:
Elderly lesbian activist

Mugatu

George SJW Bush, Male, 23, from Sedgley

hey Iwant to met men with large asses Feb 23, 2017 at 8:39 AM

Mugatu was last seen:
Feb 27, 2017 at 10:31 PM
    1. Mugatu
      Mugatu
      hey Iwant to met men with large asses
    2. Mugatu
      Mugatu
      Don't have deep psychosexual Freudian and Oedipal trauma/dysfunction? Good for you. Stop appropriating "Daddy".
    3. Mugatu
      Mugatu
      Oy vey! My son is gay!!
    4. Mugatu
      Mugatu
      In a courageous act of queer resistance, I just stared at the arse of another man in the supermarket.
      1. Alex likes this.
      2. Phoenix
        Phoenix
        Come back when you've eaten another man's arse at the supermarket.
        Jan 18, 2017
      3. Mugatu
        Mugatu
        Ooooh, girl.
        Jan 18, 2017
      4. Phoenix
        Phoenix
        Yaaaaass Queen
        Jan 18, 2017
    5. Mugatu
      Mugatu
      I'm feelin sexual, so we should be sexual :horny: wat a banger lol
      1. Sharla
      2. Mugatu
        Mugatu
        that's me spunked
        Jan 10, 2017
    6. ameraal
      ameraal
      omg i love you. please call me when you're forty. i promise to put myself in the freezer until then.
    7. Tetris-Rock
      Tetris-Rock
      Hey Moog, no problems! What would be the best way to send it?
    8. Alex
      Alex
      :D at profile post or do you want more :D :D:D
    9. Mugatu
      Mugatu
      I can't be the same poster anymore. For too long, I have been content to be seen on the fringes of the spotlight, a bland yet attractive and humble persona typing hollow words to strangers, often receiving a scandalously insufficient amount of :D emoticons in reply.

      I need and demand recognition for my talents. Please use this page to post compliments and nothing else.
    10. Penelope
      Penelope
      Whatsapp OBVIOUSLY
    11. Penelope
      Penelope
      Oh I don't have my photos on my computer. PHONE NUMBER THANKS
    12. Penelope
      Penelope
      Well if I MUST
    13. Penelope
      Penelope
      send nudes xxx
    14. ameraal
      ameraal
      well you thought right as it seemingly often happens.
    15. ameraal
    16. Penelope
      Penelope
      I've realised that was very rude of me to imply charging for beach sex therapy. If I can't handle u at ur worst, i dnt deserve u at ur best xox
    17. Penelope
      Penelope
      Oh I've noticed the come-ons :horny:

      But yes I don't plan on being an UNPAID THERAPIST on a beach :angry: And who said anything about INTIMACY in GRINDR PHYSICALITY
    18. Penelope
      Penelope
      Just GET GRINDR FOR CRYING OUT LOUD YOU'RE WASTING BRIGHTON :evil:
    19. Penelope
      Penelope
      God just give him a FULL TONGUING (orifice optional) WHEN YOU'RE BOTH DRUNK FOR CRYING OUT LOUD
    20. Penelope
      Penelope
      Talk about missing an OPEN GOAL :D

      MAN UP you WHELK :evil:
    21. Penelope
      Penelope
      Did you ever have platonic HUGS AND HANDHOLDING in the end with the possibly gay/autistically asexual holiday friend with the terrific arse?
    22. Penelope
      Penelope
      OMG *flashes ankle, giggles into Oriental fan, brings volleyball*
    23. Penelope
      Penelope
      beach fun hun
    24. Penelope
      Penelope
      An ex-drummer? :horny:
    25. Penelope
      Penelope
      I feel GAY-BASHED BY THAT COMMENT

      (:D at it being filmed in your NAN'S LAV)
    26. Penelope
      Penelope
      And there I was thinking you found persona posters exhausting :evil:

      In fairness the only Moop Factor performance I can recall (other than my emotionally bereft and nuanced guest appearance on I Was Here) was Church In The Wild :horny:
    27. Penelope
      Penelope
      I never had you down as a Cher fan :D
    28. Sharla
      Sharla
      Fancy getting into James Rodriguez's pants? WELL NOW YOU CAN.

      [IMG]
    29. RaspberrySwirl
      RaspberrySwirl
      :D:horny:

      Being sexually starved is what makes you such a perv! You want to get over it, give in to your lusts and confront him or get him drunk or whatever. But Since I'm enjoying this I think you'd just keep it this way for a little more. Maybe you should try to be naked around him, see what happens.
    30. Penelope
      Penelope
      Oh COME ON, sprawled in pants and grinning is about as surefire a sign going that he WANTS YOUR WIDGE.
    31. RaspberrySwirl
      RaspberrySwirl
      What a lovely conversation! Your erotic mini-novels about your friend is about the hottest thing in my boring sex life at the moment.
    32. Penelope
      Penelope
      Have you slammed him senseless yet?
    33. Mugatu
      Mugatu
      Haha, I'm still on holiday though! I don't get back until 6th August. But I can't lie, otherwise I'd be well up for it.
    34. Penelope
      Penelope
      If you bring the BANTER, I'll bring the SPREADSHEETS
    35. Mugatu
      Mugatu
      That's a difficult one! Normally I'd go with Rambo because he's cute and has a strange control over the deaths of celebrities but this Bale picture was the centrepoint of my life for about a month or so in summer so I'm swaying to him.
    36. Sharla
      Sharla
      Ramsey or Bale?
    37. Mugatu
      Mugatu
      I was trying to play it cool! I needed the aloof personality to match my haughty masculinity. :smoke: Let's just call it a moment of madness. Or blame the sixth row wildcard.
    38. COB
      COB
      You're THIS close to being thrown out of dUb Club :o Not DEVOTED enough!
    39. COB
      COB
      Your distance man had better be a FATTY :evil:
    40. Mugatu
      Mugatu
      accepted it for you jonathan :)
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    Gender:
    Male
    Birthday:
    Nov 18, 1993 (Age: 23)
    Location:
    Sedgley
    Occupation:
    Elderly lesbian activist