Penelope
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Birthday:
September 13
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Penelope

BIOTEN FOR ALL

ooh an RSS FEED Jan 8, 2017

Penelope was last seen:
Nov 19, 2017 at 5:43 PM
    1. Mugatu
      Mugatu
      Happy birthday love, another year closer to death
      1. Penelope
        Penelope
        have you seen the cost of Freddos lately?? iPhone reference!
        Sep 13, 2017
      2. Mugatu
        Mugatu
        Wow, it's like if Russell Howard could afford LASIK
        Sep 14, 2017
    2. Mugatu
      Mugatu
      good luck to you and your ironic comedy persona tonight, if you're flagging just remember that all jokes about the price of Freddos absolutely kill
      1. Penelope likes this.
    3. Penelope
      Penelope
      ooh an RSS FEED
    4. Zu-Klara
      Zu-Klara
      :D Darling they've only just let me have my Sinclair ZX81 back after the UGLY INCIDENT
    5. Daniel
      Daniel
      The past and the future merge to meet us here tonight :disco:
    6. monsta
      monsta
      DON'T DO THIS TO ME PEN!
    7. Zu-Klara
      Zu-Klara
      :D I was reading that thread just the other day and reliving the DISGUSTING HORROR! Oh Simone you DEAD EYED CUNT!

      Thanks be to Jesus for VERONICA'S ILLUSION :disco:
    8. RaspberrySwirl
    9. Zu-Klara
      Zu-Klara
      I had to hotfoot it out of the library earlier because your new avatar and user title suddenly made me HYSTERICAL WITH LAUGHTER. Will have to add a RACK to my Theresa 'Dress Me Up' doll's ACCESSORY SET :disco:
    10. RaspberrySwirl
    11. Madison
      Madison
      It's my guess at what comes fourth in the sequence.
    12. Madison
      Madison
      4. Dirty Dancing character
    13. Madison
      Madison
      I don't understand how apogee is a synonym for album.
    14. Madison
      Madison
      I'm confused.
    15. Madison
      Madison
      CLUE PLEASE
    16. Madison
      Madison
      The bread-based snack is toast.
    17. Madison
      Madison
      R1.

      1. Nyctophobia
      2. Uncontrollable shivering
      3. Phasmophobia
      4. Craving for a bread-based snack
    18. RaspberrySwirl
      RaspberrySwirl
      Erm NO

      Send me some other pics
    19. RaspberrySwirl
      RaspberrySwirl
      WTF went to your FB profile to perv at your pics only to find out that you're a crazy cat lady. DISAPPOINTING :evil:
    20. Madison
      Madison
      Or possibly James Madison

      I forget which came first.
    21. Madison
      Madison
      Madison Frobisher
    22. Madison
      Madison
      We should do an (unpopular) SCOTUS sweepstake.

      Please send me ten names of candidates.
    23. Dinlo
      Dinlo
      Of COURSE NOT. I've just given up with technology. I basically live in 1872.
    24. Zu-Klara
      Zu-Klara
      Oh I KNOW DARLING. I had one of my ZU TURNS. Back for good now (probably)
    25. Madison
      Madison
      284 (C) - 254 (C)
    26. Sheena
      Sheena
      *SLUT DROPS BEFORE SLUT DROPS WERE EVEN INVENTED*
    27. Dinlo
      Dinlo
      Oh now that's JUST THE TICKET :disco: I'll certainly be perusing the rest of WARTY OLD NYUSHA'S playlist.
    28. RobotBoy
      RobotBoy
      :D

      GO TO BED PENNY
    29. Mugatu
      Mugatu
      Haha, I'm in Brazil! Wouldn't it be really expensive? (not even teasing here, there's been nary a mutual underwear moment for a week now. It's a homoerotic drought)

      Regardless - 07854 331018
    30. Mugatu
      Mugatu
      I'm going to Florianopolis for steamy beach fun in a few days, an at least topless shot will be incoming :o (and QUITE THE SAME for you)
    31. Zu-Klara
      Zu-Klara
      It's ALL TRUE. Now pass me the HEADPHONES
    32. Zu-Klara
      Zu-Klara
      Oh gracious me, I've never got into gaming as I'd end up never going out (not that I DO VERY OFTEN ANYWAY, and when I do, I just SNARL), but this has got THE TURIN HORSE written ALL OVER IT! :disco:
    33. Mugatu
      Mugatu
      Happy birthday! Arse picture is in the post. x
    34. Madison
      Madison
      When you do the results, can you make it so that everything is in descending order. The last few Moopyrates have (bizarrely) done it like this:

      POST 81:
      61. Mr X
      62. Ms Y
      63. Barbara
      64. Steve
      65. Jessica

      POST 82:
      56. Fred
      57. Dr H
      58. Jools
      59. Harold Ramis OB
      60. Kai Winn


      When clearly it should be:

      POST 81:
      65. Jessica
      64. Steve
      63. Barbara
      62. Mr Y
      61. Ms X

      POST 82:
      60. Kai Winn
      59. Harold Ramis OB
      58. Jools
      57. Dr H
      56. Fred


      Thank you please
    35. Sheena
      Sheena
      Unless I'm missing a thread in which this should be discussed, I suggest the following:

      First Choice- Doctor Love
      Marlena Shaw- Touch Me In The Morning
      Gladys Knight & The Pips- Taste Of Bitter Love

      :disco:
    36. Dinlo
      Dinlo
      Babez, I'm a WORKING GIRL right now.
    37. Mugatu
      Mugatu
      I really should stop trying to make my way through everyone on here and maybe listen to some of T-Spoon's more classy efforts. Thank you for your understanding babez x
    38. Mugatu
      Mugatu
      Well, clearly I've mastered the patter going by the various unlanded come-ons.

      I am aware of that. Once I've conquered the abject horror of trying to be a modern person who's slightly averse to genuine physical intimacy then I'm sure I'll be wading through the FUN NOW messages. (yes, this is an example of how to turn saucy beach innuendo into an unpaid therapy session :D GOD, JUST IMAGINE SOME NIPPLES)
    39. Mugatu
      Mugatu
      I could do with some practice...
    40. Mugatu
      Mugatu
      I know, I know. He's just very difficult. I'm not leaving it without at least some ill-judged light hand contact that we'll both regret afterwards :horny: (n.b. for pictorial evidence see my Facebook cover photo)
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