Phoenix
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Phoenix

I found your credit card receipt, Male, 33

Ya lie down with pigs, you're a pig Aug 7, 2017

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    1. Phoenix
      Phoenix
      Ya lie down with pigs, you're a pig
    2. jivafox
      jivafox
      It's about Tom.
      1. Phoenix
        Phoenix
        OMG I just saw it :o didn't even make it a year. They got the yacht for nothing.
        Aug 3, 2017
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    3. Phoenix
      Phoenix
      It's about the children who are missing legs
    4. Phoenix
      Phoenix
      YOU STOLE MY GODDAMN HOUSE
    5. Phoenix
      Phoenix
      Brussel sprouts good
    6. Phoenix
      Phoenix
      Her face is like a pizza pie with no cheese!
    7. Phoenix
      Phoenix
      Why cry over spilled milk when you can laugh over champagne?
    8. Phoenix
      Phoenix
      Clip, clip, CLIP
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      2. jivafox
        jivafox
        Dorinda forgetting her luggage has been the highlight of this bumpy season. As was Carole apologising to the other diners and being told she looked like Melanie Trump in return.
        Jun 30, 2017
      3. Phoenix
        Phoenix
        Don't underestimate the power of the Armenian dick. Dorinda owned that episode.

        Ramona and Sonja are awful this season. I just can't with them.

        I think my favorite was Luanne's wedding celebration in an empty basement with all the women she didn't invite to the actual wedding.
        Jun 30, 2017
    9. Phoenix
      Phoenix
      I'm not your fucking mommy!
    10. Phoenix
      Phoenix
      I'm not a girl...not yet a woman
    11. Phoenix
      Phoenix
      The lies, the lies, THE LIES
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    12. Phoenix
      Phoenix
      Hey Deb, thank you for being woman enough to come.
    13. Phoenix
      Phoenix
      Let's get it crunk up on, have fun up on this dancery
    14. Phoenix
      Phoenix
      I DON'T EAT PIE, I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT TASTES LIKE, I’M NEVER GONNA EAT PIE! MAYBE, I DON'T KNOW, I MAY TRY IT, I’M NOT A PIE TYPE OF PERSON
    15. Phoenix
      Phoenix
      I’m an acquired taste. You don’t like me? Acquire some taste.
    16. Phoenix
      Phoenix
      I'll tell you how I'm doing...not well, bitch!
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    17. Phoenix
      Phoenix
      The poisonous dwarf in polyester
    18. Phoenix
      Phoenix
      Who's jamming?
    19. Phoenix
    20. Phoenix
      Phoenix
      I'm hot and not in a good way
    21. Phoenix
      Phoenix
      I can't stand a naked light bulb, any more than I can a rude remark or a vulgar action.
    22. Phoenix
      Phoenix
      No, I don't think I want to marry you anymore... No, you're not clean enough to bring into the house with my mother.
    23. Phoenix
      Phoenix
      Evertime I see your dick, I see her cunt in my bed.
    24. Phoenix
      Phoenix
      Can you please not fight in here? I don't think I can take it. For some reason, my Xanax isn't kicking in.
    25. Phoenix
      Phoenix
      You are a mean a girl and you are in high school and while you are in high school I am in Brooklyn.
    26. Phoenix
      Phoenix
      I cooked, I decorated, I MADE IT NICE and if you can't behave yourself you can all go home
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    27. Phoenix
      Phoenix
      Eat the fucking fish...eat the fish BITCH
    28. Phoenix
      Phoenix
      J'ai mis de l'ordre à mes cheveux, un peu plus de noir sous mes yeux. Par habitude. J'avais oublier simplement que j'avais deux fois 18 ans
    29. Phoenix
      Phoenix
      I tried and I tried, but this thing was happening. Swallow my pride, let it ride and party
    30. Phoenix
      Phoenix
      He will never emotionally fulfill you. Know that. As soon as the kids are bigger you will have nothing in common.
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    31. Phoenix
      Phoenix
      Baby personally, I like to be challenged mentally
    32. Phoenix
      Phoenix
      If I'm ugly then so are you
    33. Phoenix
      Phoenix
      Snitches get stitches
    34. jivafox
      jivafox
      I just really don't like Erika
    35. Phoenix
      Phoenix
      Lovin Life xoxo
    36. Sharla
      Sharla
      Did you get around to finishing the other 2 series of Line Of Duty?
    37. Sharla
      Sharla
      I'm glad you got around to it. Wait until you see the hobbit stand next to the statuesque Keeley Hawes. The second and third series are even better than the first, do your best to avoid spoilers!

      I did watch Penny Dreadful to the end and at the end it was all a bit of "oh is that it?".
    38. Sharla
      Sharla
      Happy Valley 2 was quite poor by comparison, and there have been a lot of complaints about the audio quality of that and other BBC shows. I couldn't watch the first episode without subtitles. Night Manager exceedingly good. The good thing about British shows is that they are usually limited to 6 hours.
    39. Sharla
      Sharla
      Peaky Blinders is well worth watching but if you want something even better then get Line Of Duty - three series of 6 episodes each, it concluded here this week and even though it's on one of the smaller channels it got the highest viewing figures for that time slot. Don't read anything about it first though, watch all 3 series to avoid any spoilers, and there are plenty of OMFG moments and then read up on it.
    40. Sharla
      Sharla
      It's a good opener and sets things up nicely. No potty mouthed chat from PLP this time round though and no Dame Helen McCrory.

      Speaking of which have you bothered with Peaky Blinders? Series 3 starts here this week.
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