I'm off to Brazil 4 weeks today, I'm hoping I've timed it just right, so that all flights worldwide are cancelled whilst I'm away.
I know I don’t contribute but I love the drama of these threads. I’m sure we’ll have our first MOOPY MURDER by the competition end.
I’m sure HILARY has already made the call.
Feeling quite SPRIGHTLY considering the bottle and half of red I drank last night. Gonna pop out and get a pho for lunch.
I've been COMPLETELY...
Just listening to this album now, how fabulous! Perfect for the blind rage I feel today!
NOT for WANT of TRYING.
I must’ve missed this HOT NOODLE CHAT. :(
Actually the family sized bag of mini eggs I’m pairing it with is taking the edge off.
Mine was £5 from Tesco and tastes like BLEACH.
No the guy I shagged who INSISTED I come is now ignoring my messages so I’m staying in and popping open a Beaujolais.
Maybe he SASHAYED the GAY AWAY?!?
Well good for him, personally I simply don’t have the time to navigate all those FOLDS.
Oh BEFORE, so she really needs to CALM DOWN.
Well I’ve heard she’s not THRILLED about it, but I’ve still been asked to attend the post brunch drinks like a second rate EVENING GUEST....
Actually I was disinvited to an all you can drink brunch this morning, I have slept with the birthday girls boyfriend, but then WHO HASN’T.
It’s 10am somewhere :disco:
Apparently they’re getting 2.5 million each for this charade! Not bad for an HOURS work.
Pass the diazepam Zu, I’m getting short of breath.
This is giving me real ANXIETY.