Some people say they're called BOSOMS
Others just say they're called TITS
But the words I like BEST
For describing your CHEST
Are your WIBBLY...
I hate to have to SAY IT
But I VERY FIRMLY FEEL
MARIA's NOT AN ASSET to the ABBEY!
There's a whole ALBUM of this and OBVIOUSLY it's FAB
"HOW do you SOLVE a PROBLEM like KOREA?"
HOW do you SOLVE a PROBLEM like MARIA?
Preferably without the use of POISON or a LARGE AXE
The GODS are MOST MIGHTILY DISPLEASED
Who else is on the JURY?
I bet it's
THE CORPSE OF DAME KATIE BOYLE
I have no opinion on Jeremy Kyle
No, thank YOU
I've just logged in to say HI
Sorry I've been SINGING
Just wait until DETECTIVE PIKACHU completes his investigations into the sad demise of MOOPYLITE. HEADS WILL ROLL
THIS appeared as if by MAGIC although I hear the Admin is a RIGHT SOUR OLD BAG and NO TITS OR SWEARING PLEASE
That's just your UNCONSCIOUS BIAS Indiebobs. You need to empower some inspiring women to mentor others blah blah buzzword bollocks
Does he wear those suits from his own SIGNATURE COLLECTION (that are MADE IN MEXICO BY MEXICANS)?
Catch rates do seem to have DECREASED
I'm so cross I could SIGN A PETITION
STICK ANOTHER DIME IN THE JUKEBOX BABY
Ooh I'm a FAT BASTARD
Oh actually it was THUNDERTHIGHS who provided the L&L LOVELINESS
LOVE YOU ANYWAY SHIRL
It's a pleasure to be able to repay you for bringing that lovely picture of SYD & EDDIE into my life SHIRL
I have been PRAYING TO IT DAILY but as...