Everything TODAY is thoroughly MODERN
CHECK YOUR PERSONALITY!
Everything today makes yesterday SLOW
BETTER FACE REALITY!
It's not insanity
CREAM-COLOURED PONIES and CRISP APPLE STRUDELS
DOORBELLS and SLEIGHBELLS and SCHNITZEL with NOODLES
WILD GEESE that FLY with the MOON on their...
I just accidently read a SPOILER that told me WHODUNIT in ELITE. I'm NOT BEST PLEASED (to have read it, not about who it was)
LOGGING IN is not one of my FAVOURITE THINGS
"An indentation on the inside of the helmet" :ken:
I'm in bed with Leonard Cohen. As unlikely as that sounds
Not even THE SOUND OF MUSIC? :(
When the DOG BITES
When the BEE STINGS
When I'm feeling SAAAAAAAAAAD
I simply remember MY FAVOURITE THINGS
And then I don't feel so BAAAAAAAAD...
Watch out for NUNS is all I'll say
Oh for God's sake. If the puddings say DON'T PUT THESE PUDDINGS IN THE OVEN on them then don't PUT THEM IN THE OVEN and if you do then don't...
HANG ON! YOU just TOLD THE BOSS that I don't want my computer replacing next even though I was sitting here MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS? In fact it's...
I can't AFFORD any NANAS now as someone has caused my WATER BILL to INCREASE DRAMATICALLY by sitting around all day DRINKING TEA and PISSING IT...
YES I DID move the BOXES OF TEA to somewhere ACCESSIBLE from their previous location BEHIND THE MOUNTAIN OF NEW COMPUTER BOXES and CHAIRS and...
I was going to SAY
I've bought PATRICE, CANDI and RANDY :(
I am resisting the NANAS as I really REALLY don't need SIX BANANARAMA DVDS
OH! I didn't realise those Candi albums are DOUBLE-DISC REISSUES with bonus tracks on! I thought they were same as the TWO-ON-ONEs from a few...