But I thought only one of WTG’s nominations is in this round?
I sort of hear it in the first line of the chorus, but otherwise I don’t think they sound anything like each other. It sounds like Lady Gaga, but...
I have no idea what's going on there but if a video where someone dances against a sparsely lit background is plagiarism, then every British...
I have my limits, and they’re called Cleopatra and Madonna.
I actually really enjoyed this round, I don’t know what all the harrumphing was about.
Settling into my role as perennial silver medalist.
Can everyone else see the video I just posted?
I’m an agent of accuracy. I’ve told you all along Cleopatra was like that one teacher everyone pretends is fit just because she’s younger and has...
God, everyone pretending a 6/10 backup banger like CLEOPATRA was amazing last year rings even more hollow now that 2021 is delivering actual...
This isn’t coming last, don’t be ridiculous.
I deny the existence of gyms at every opportunity.
Actual evil. Did you know that the murder rate across Europe increased by 800% in the hour after she performed?
That’s the power of this song, it lodges in your head and makes you feel like it’s been part of your life forever.
Reading the last two pages back I think we’re all in agreement that it’s excellent and we all wish him every success.
I will choose to ignore those worryingly accurate Love is Forever comparisons, because I’m trying not to feel hate and that silly bitch on her...
Stick a rainbow flag in the window of each pub, drill a hole in every toilet wall... I mean, what else do they need to do?
Can’t believe how jealous you all are.
It sounds like a Disney song. Imagine it being performed by an animated Labrador in sunglasses.
This is basically my thought process whenever Portugal confirm they're taking part.
She'd be Augustus Gloop.