He's FRIT! Useless LUMP
The 2019 BBC Eurovision entry selection panel was heavily criticised for allowing LADIES to have an opinion
Well COLOUR ME AGOG
So I see the solution to the plague of fruit flies emanating from the office pot plant is the sudden appearance of a tiny VENUS FLY TRAP
I don't often want to go to Tesco AT ALL
This country is becoming so VILE. CALL ME DAVE had better EXPLAIN HIMSELF on ITV tonight.
I must read some DD for the INSIDE INFO on her CELEB ORGIES
Anyone described as a WAYWARD HUSSY by the ARCHBISHOP OF CANTERBURY deserves...
In the end I DID and it was BETTER than I was expecting*
*May contain BEVERLEY KNIGHT. Thankfully they turned LITTLE OLLY'S MIC DOWN :D
Oh it doesn't start until 8. Be thankful for SMALL MERCIES
LIVE from HYDE PARK starting ROUND ABOUT NOW on BBC4
I don't think I CAN but I might tune in for the TOTP COMPILATION that's on afterwards
I HATE HER SO MUCH
I thought the D**LY MAIL was bad but I've just been down the EXPRESS website. Talk about FROTHING. And the comments are even WORSE. No wonder the...
I'd have to magically become 20 years younger and move to London, both of which are HIGHLY UNLIKELY
ME TOO love
They also do not "SQUARE UP" to one another :manson:
Honestly next they'll be LEVELLING UP and TURBOCHARGING a la B. JOHNSON
Today's helpful hint for Taiwanese scientific researchers: if you do not have an extremely good command of English do not even ATTEMPT to use...
I don't KNOW HER but
UM HELLO THIS IS 2019 CALLING
Now UPPING THE ANTE by being TEARFULLY HIV POSITIVE and MARRIED or some such SHIT
You may say SO FUCKING WHAT but it's a FIRST for a SPORTING...