Morris Dancers want to appear at the 2012 Olympics

[Agnetha]

I should fucking SAY SO

More money on MORRIS DANCING less money on GREEKS

[Kate]

Splendid!



ART

[Agnetha]

Maybe we encourage them to get some SKANKERS along

I'm ALL FOR obscure dance FRENZIES getting an international audience

[ChAv stiCk]

Its not a sport ,i do like seeing them at pubs though.

[Kate]

I found a local team. Maybe I should JOIN

[Agnetha]

A mum of a friend of mine does CLOG DANCING. She reguarly PERFORMS in public

[Indie]

i've performed in public before

[Agnetha]

I wish I could find that picture of a 'lady' wanking in front of a small stage at Glastonbury. The singer ended up emptying a rubbish bin over her.

Now THAT was a public performance the Olympic organisers SHOULD consider...

[Kate]

i've performed in public before

We don't wish to know about your weeing into pint glasses fetish

[Agnetha]

Oh we're guaranteed to get fucking BAGPIPES aren't we? I HATE THEM

[Suomi]

We don't wish to know about your weeing into pint glasses fetish

i have a weeing into toilet bowls fetish. EVERYDAY, without question I'm there at some point

[Kate]

i have a weeing into toilet bowls fetish. EVERYDAY, without question I'm there at some point

Filthy WHORE

[Kung Fu Ninja]

My friend's dad is a morris dancer. He appeared on Channel 5's The Farm once, and danced with one of the members of Phixx.

CLAIM TO FAME

[Agnetha]

I still QUITE AGREE with this. It's just gonna be a LOAD of BOLLOCKS INNIT. The opening ceremony is gonna be about as good as the MILLENNIUM DOME EXHIBIT except people will actually see it. Just copy China, put put them bowler hats and kilts and I'll be happy.