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Ugh
I have NO IDEA
Ugh
I was a serious question. I was listening to the radio and I didn't hear any. I was just wondering if you could help
Can no-one HELP?
I'm being as VAGUE as POSSIBLE
I have a biscuit tin
To keep your panties in
I have a little biscuit tin
To keep your panties in
Your panties are my panties!
Your panties are y-front panties!
from Billy Ray Martin
(>;_;)>
Here are the lyrics to a B*Witched b-side "B*Witched Quiz Show"
Edele : Hi! You're through to B*Witched household, if you'd like to leave a message please do so after the beep.
All : Beep!
Edele : Hi, it's Edele here!
Keavy : Hello, this is Keavy!
Lindsay : Hiya, it's Lindsay here!
Sinead : Sinead here, and we are...
All : B*Witched!!!
Edele : and we are leaving a message for you on our single. (round of cheering)
Sinead : Hi! Welcome to our Friday night's B*Witched Quiz show, and our first contestants name is?
Edele : Hi, it's Edele.
Sinead : Thankyou Edele, and our second contestant's name is?
Keavy : Hi, It's Keavy.
Sinead : Thankyou Keavy, and our third contestant's name is?
Lindsay : Lindsay
Sinead : Hi Lindsay.
Edele : And our quiz showmasters name is?
Sinead : Sinead.
Edele : Give her around of applause (cheer).
Sinead : We're starting with our first question for ten points, can anyone tell me the Irish for one?
(Buzzer)
Sinead : and that was Edele.
Edele : Ahein (may be spelt wrong, sorry)
Sinead : Very good, ten points to Edele.
(Cheering and some odd noises)
Edele : I'm winning, I'm winning (laugh)
Sinead : OK and moving along, second question, can anyone tell me the Irish for number two?
(Buzzer)
Sinead : and that was Keavy
Edele : No it was Lindsay.
Lindsay : It was! It was me! (laugh)
Sinead : Sorry Lindsay, for ten points can you give us the answer.
Lindsay : It's Vio!
(Buzzer indicating wrong answer)
Lindsay : Oh No, that's Greek!
Sinead : Never mind Lindsay, that's your Greek half coming through, Keavy can you give me the answer?
Keavy : Adou?
Sinead : Very Good!
Keavy : Yeah, I have got ten points, I have got ten points.
Sinead : Keavy is on ten points and Edele is on ten points. So our final question, on tonights B*Witched quiz show, can anyone tell mw what the number three is in Irish and also can they count from one to three in Irish.
(Buzzer)
Sinead : You were very quick on the buzzer there Edele, would you like to tell us the answer?
Edele : Athri and 1-2-3 is Ahein-Adou-Athri!
Sinead : Very good Edele, you're the winner tonight (cheering), and the star...
Edele : Do I get a prize?
Sinead : Yes, the star prize is that you get to thank everybody for buying our single. (cheers and whoops)
Edele : Oh great! Seriously, thankyou everybody for buying our single and we hope you enjoy it, and we'll be with you soon, bye bye.
All : So long! Der Der Der Der Der Der Der Der Der Der Der Der Der Der Der Der Der Der (to fade)
Here's the follow up b-side:
B*Witched Go To The Moon
Edele : Hello?
Sinead : This is weird.
Lindsay : I can't see anything it's too dark.
Edele : It's so dark, where are we?
Keavy : I think I have a torch.
(turn torch on)
All : What?
Sinead : This is spooky.
Edele : How we gonna get out? Hold on I think I've found something.
Lindsay : Hold on, don't touch it!
Edele : No I'm going to press it.
Lindsay : I don't think you should.
Edele : No, I'm gonna.
Lindsay : Idon't think you should, no, eh!
Robot Voice : Launch Procedure Commence.
All : Oh
Robot Voice : 5-4-3-(rocket ignite) 2-1-launch!
Rocket takes off, alarm sounds.
Keavy : I feel really light, I think I'm flying.
Sinead : Look out the window!
Lindsay : That's amazing. I think we're on the moon.
Edele : Oh No. How we gonna thank all our fans?
Lindsay : I know, have you got your mobile phone with you?
Keavy : Oh yeh, hang on a sec. Oh no there's no signal, we're gonna have to shout really loud.
Lindsay : They're not going to hear us!
Edele : Well we'll just have to try...OK Ready, after three, 1-2-3.
All : Thankyou for buying our single and thanks for all your letters. B*Witch you soon, Bye
I don't think it's any of the above...
OT: OMG YAY for your avatarOriginally Posted by Madison
The High Life!
"You fuck off, eh?"
"What did you say?"
"I said 'Are you for coffee?'"
(>;_;)>
PIF PAF POF
I wanna have it off
Last edited by Madison; 23-05-2007 at 11:29 AM.
is it "Now we may not know where our next meal is coming from,
but with you by my side, I'll face what is to come"?
Fish heads fish heads
Roly poly fish heads
Fish heads fish heads
Eat them up
Yum
In the morning laughing happy fish heads
In the evening floating in the soup
Ask a fish head anything you want to
They won't answer they can't talk
I took a fish head out to see a movie
Didn't have to pay to get it in
They can't play baseball they don't wear sweaters
They're not good dancers they don't play drums
Roly poly fish heads are never seen
Drinking cappuccino in Italian restaurants
with Oriental women
Yeah.
Take your nose off my keyboard.
"glue"
I once got syphilis in Topshop
I'm from N.E.R.D
Aren't you BRITNEY
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Work it
Work it out
Work it
Stand with your feet parallel
A little more than hip distance apart
Your stomach pulled in, your waist slightly forward
Keeping that posture and reach 2,3,2,3,2,3,4
Back 2,3,2,3,2,3,4
Reach 2,3,2,3,2,3,4
Back 2,3,2,3,2,3,4
2,3,4,5,6,7,8 and back
2,3,4,5,6,7,8 and back
2,3,4,5,6,7,8 and back
2,3,4,5,6,7,8 and back
2,3,4,5,6,7,8 and back
2,3,4,5,6,7,8 and back
2,3,4,5,6,7,8 and back
2,3,4,5,6,7,8 and
Back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back
Back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back
Back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back
Back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back
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ANTHEM
Take your nose off my keyboard.
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Last edited by big ron; 23-05-2007 at 09:30 PM.
Take your nose off my keyboard.
I'm a superstitious girl
I'm the worst in the world
Fiona Bruce hosts the event, which comes this week from Stoke-on-Trent.
Oh I love a bit of FISH HEADS FISH HEADS ROLY POLY FISH HEADS
And oh...
Oh HOW MANY YEARS
Is it NOW Maurice?
I wanna do it with Madonna
It's been too long, it's been too long...
If Madonna calls, If If If, If Madonna calls, tell her, I'M NOT HERE
(>;_;)>
Do FIND TROUT
I shouldn't but I fucking LOVE THAT SONG
Hello? Junior?
It's been too long, it's been too long...
It got slated by the critics and press. And you know what?
I thought it was BLOODY GREAT.
Considering Junior was the 'MASTER OF TRIBAL', I found alot of his stuff up to that point had been 'WIMPY ASS SHIT' (according to Coolio tm).
But it had chunky hard beats and thudded along.
There was an alternate Bside version that was guff too though. I must download it to see how its aged actually!
I forget the record label.... Multiply I think it was.
(>;_;)>
I've got them all if you can't find them- I have the cd single and its within EASY REACH in my "Madonna cupboard"
And yeah, it was Multiply
It's been too long, it's been too long...
I have a Madonna cupboard, where I store her WOMB, to stop her EVER REPRODUCING AGAIN. Sadly she CALLED MY BLUFF
My Madonna cupboard contains all sorts of GEMS and two lever arch files FULL OF GUMPF
BEAT THAT BITCH
It's been too long, it's been too long...
Slap up the full main version if you can! Its the one with the obviously chunky drums...
I used to love Multiply, I wonder what happened to it?
(>;_;)>
I shall SEE WHAT I CAN I DO !
It's been too long, it's been too long...
Candy Slop
Ah, push it
Ah, push it
Oooh, baby, baby
Baby, baby
Oooh, baby, baby
Baby, baby
Get up on this!
Ow! Baby!
Salt and Pepa's here!
[Now wait a minute, y'all
This dance ain't for everybody
Only the sexy people
So all you fly mothers, get on out there and dance
Dance, I said!]
Salt and Pepa's here, and we're in effect
Want you to push it, babe
Coolin' by day then at night working up a sweat
C'mon girls, let's go show the guys that we know
How to become number one in a hot party show
Now push it
Ah, push it - push it good
Ah, push it - push it real good
Ah, push it - push it good
Ah, push it - p-push it real good
Hey! Ow!
Push it good!
Oooh, baby, baby
Baby, baby
Oooh, baby, baby
Baby, baby
Yo, yo, yo, yo, baby-pop
Yeah, you come here, gimme a kiss
Better make it fast or else I'm gonna get pissed
Can't you hear the music's pumpin' hard like I wish you would?
Now push it
Push it good
P-push it real good
Ah, push it
Get up on this!
Boy, you really got me going
You got me so I don't know what I'm doing
Ah, push it
I'm a pineapple, she's a palm tree
they call me the Hiphopopotamus, my lyrics are bottomless
Last edited by Kate; 26-08-2008 at 10:05 PM.
was this on purpose
I knew a lyric once but I forgot it
Probably a B*Witched B side - most lyrics are.I knew a lyric once but I forgot it
A normal person must
Dismiss you with disgust
And weep for those who trusted you.
If ONLY there were a way for me to be reminded
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