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    THE WINNER TAKES IT ALL Agnetha's Avatar
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    mad Who have you eaten today?

    Today I have mainly been eating the decaying corpse of Mary Whitehouse

    What ABOUT YOU?

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    Paris Hilton.

    Bony.

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    I'm currently eating a hot dog my Dad just brought back from the school fair at the end of my garden.

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    Did the hot dog HAVE A NAME?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Agnetha View Post
    Did the hot dog HAVE A NAME?
    Miquita Oliver

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    MAKES SENSE

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    museburgers

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    Later I will MUCHING ON the vagina of Sandie Shaw. It promises to taste like crispy duck.

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    with or without the dressing?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Moonbaby View Post
    with or without the dressing?
    I think a SPLATTERING of Les Dennis's blood is what's going to make it TO BE FAIR
    Last edited by Agnetha; 16-06-2007 at 02:14 PM.

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    he's like the balsamic vinegar of the CELEB WORLD

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    Des O' Connors GONG with a splattering of Mel Sykes COARSE SMILE

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    Quote Originally Posted by Moonbaby View Post
    he's like the balsamic vinegar of the CELEB WORLD
    This isn't ordinary Les Dennis Blood. This is M&S Les Dennis Blood.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Agnetha View Post
    This isn't ordinary Les Dennis Blood. This is M&S Les Dennis Blood.

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    grin

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    Oh BLESS HER

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    Stevie Nicks and her chargrilled babies, breakfast, lunch and dinner!
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    I'm just feasting on Andy Roddicks PEACHY ANUS

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    I just had a nice BEYONCE BREAST covered in BBQ SAUCE
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    I'm having a LARGE portion of Mel C with a Geraldine McNulty salad on the side.
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    I'm having poached Sindy Lauper.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Indie View Post
    Sindy Lauper.
    Is that like some kind of Tesco mispelling so they can get away with serving up things that are nearly the actual tradename but not, but thick people think they are?

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    Yep

    I toyed with googling it but quite frankly i couldn't be arsed

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    CYNDI

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    A toasted Ant & Dec sandwich.
    Shut up and let me see your jazz hands....

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    Tarte aux David Dickinson with a side of creme Wendy Richards
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    Lena Zavaroni..... I'm feeling PECKISH AGAIN ALREADY

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    You should have had a side of Nicole Ritchie
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    I can;t ber doing picking through the BONES on her, not worth the effort

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    Mel C was to large for my little tummy
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    Have a pia zadora tomorrow and itll be fine

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    some Mariah thighs, with a Salma Hyack mexican sauce, followed by a little bit of Tina Arena with a Dannii topping

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    Quote Originally Posted by TomLondon View Post
    some Mariah thighs
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    Just a couple of Ghanaians for breakfast. They were a bit STRINGY

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    Im just in from the pub and a big slice of MAGGIE THATCHERS decaying BRAIN tissue wouldnt go a MISS

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    I had lisa lisa & cult jam with full sauce.

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