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THEY ALL DIE
oh
Im not buying the DVD
Does the ship miss the iceberg and they get to New York safely ?
Madonna Madonna Madonna Madonna Madonna Madonna
THEY ALL DIE
oh
Maybe everyone in the lifeboats get eaten by a Great White shark.
Mariah Carey happens to be swimming in the area and 482 people float to safety on her back
Old lady Rose does a strip tease instead of telling her story.
Last edited by Ellie; 10-11-2005 at 04:55 PM.
Jack lives, they get married, she bludgeons him to death with the lead piping in the study.
Picaso rows up in his Dinghy and shoots rose for calling him "SOMETHING PICASSO"
I was wondering this... I mean talk about selling the DVD on the premise that it might be something VAGUELY INTERESTING
I may put the DVD on my Xmas list
But if i find out the ending i dont care
Celine Dion emerges from the iceberg, singing 'My heart will go on' - but gets crushed to death by the ship.
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Included as footnotes on the second disc are Celine Dion's not-campy-enough video for "My Heart Will Go On" and the extended alternate ending titled "Brock's epiphany." Anyone who remembers Saturday Night Live's hysterical parody of the film's finale, in which Cheri O'Teri is laid flat by Paxton after he discovers she had the diamond all along, will just looove it when they discover that Cameron's original ending is almost exactly the same! When Stuart steps onto the railing, the entire diving crew rush up to her thinking she's going to commit suicide. After she lectures them at great length, goes "ah" and drops the diamond, and Paxton reacts with a big, widescreen shit-eating grin to the heavens for his newfound enlightenment, you'll wish she had.
Awww, apparently another of the deleted scenes features the "Swift, brutal death" of the little girl Jack dances with at the Steerage party.
What a shit alternative ending, I want Jack to live
ugh what ROT
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Awww, apparently another of the deleted scenes features the "Swift, brutal death" of the little girl Jack dances with at the Steerage party.How HARSH!
Its on my Christmas list though, I do love this film! I can often be found reciting passages from it with my friends after drunken nights out.
I'll get my coat now..............
Shut up and let me see your jazz hands....
Bless...
I love it too, tho not THAT much
WE'LL HAVE THE LAMB
Its on my Christmas list though, I do love this film! I can often be found reciting passages from it with my friends after drunken nights out.
I'll get my coat now..............
LOLCameron's dialogue was wrong. With Titanic, he clearly discovered that it is a woman's vagina that is a deep ocean of many secrets.
Nina Nannar knits knickers in Neasdon
Please buy my stuff, I do crazy bag discount
Gonna cut her meat for her there too Cal?
Shut up and let me see your jazz hands....
I have it already. It's worth it for the 29 deleted scenes - almost 40 minutes. It's like watching another version of the film!
So basically the alternate ending is that the bloke sees her throw the diamondf off the ship?
Yes but before that she gives a very long speech.
Titanic
Two the surface
Trailer
You thinking it's real right?
how THICK-
cat, hat; in French, chat, chapeau in Spanish, el gato in a sombrero.
No it's fake, but it was pretty well put together.You thinking it's real right?
The use of the manson smilie makes it look like you think it's real...
That is pretty well done though!
I know, it was more in response to someone spending that much amount of time making a fake trailer.The use of the manson smilie makes it look like you think it's real...
That is pretty well done though!
It's all about the dance remix of "My Heart Will Go On"
”Go around, we're recreating a faux pas'”
I've googled Rose before.
It was shit.
cat, hat; in French, chat, chapeau in Spanish, el gato in a sombrero.
Is it that long already? Anyway, I just semi-watched it on BBC2 and I used to defend it quite a bit. I always thought it was overrated (by Oscars and loony fans one of which would include my brother), but it was still a watchable spectacle and the critical backlash was undeserved.
This was the first time I'd seen it in about 5 years, and it's really fucking POO, isn't it?
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The dialogue really is DIABOLICAL
But at the time, I loved it. I think it worked so much better on the big screen.
FEARLESS FEMALE
Definitely a big screen film, but it also seems to to be something just to watch a couple of times while caught up in the hype and then just leave alone forever.
"You unimaginable bastard"
"You are SO annoying"
Gloria Stuart is STILL alive y'know!
It was probably the only role Kate Winslet has played where I hoped she'd SURVIVE THOUGH
FEARLESS FEMALE
But I thought the old lady dropped it into the ocean in the end?
Hey go get the doctor
Doctor came too late...
I still really love the scene with Kate on the debris singing that song to herself while the crew look for survivors.
I used to get all teary when she blew the whistle.
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