"You may dress like a CHRISTIAN but the similarity ENDS THERE..."
Random HAIR RELATED quotes that I love:
"GET A HAIRCUT AND BOILERSUIT SO I DON'T KEEP HAVING TO EXPLAIN YOU TO MY FRIENDS WILL YOU?!"
and
"Bye bye sweetie. Have a little haircut, have a little bob."
"You may dress like a CHRISTIAN but the similarity ENDS THERE..."
It's been too long, it's been too long...
There was a poster of Madonna I saw the other day advertising the new tour. I can't find it online anywhere, but it reminded me of this scene at the start:
oh yes LOL
"Just awalkin' down the road, just alookin' at the things, lookin' at the handle on the door..."
"NOT VERY CATCHY IS IT?"
Oh I love THAT episode
"But is it ART, Eddie" ?
It's been too long, it's been too long...
And that classic line in the "Birthday" episode
Mother: "Your Father can't make it..."
Eddie: "Huh, thought he was DEAD..."
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It's been too long, it's been too long...
[At zebra crossing]
"MOVE! IT'S A ROAD!!!"
"KICK YOUR LEGS UP BO!"
"OOOh ok!!!"" *does high random kick*
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IT'S OKAY, I'LL HELP YOU
*slumps over front seat*
And it hurts with every heartbeat...
IM bored so decided to watch "GAY"
WHY did they bring in that hideous beardy gay in it....UGH
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I'm still holding off watching it so I can rediscover it all over again
I did that, havent watched them properly for about 3 years
Season 5 wasnt THAT bad , still not great
I love the ORGY episode, im glad they actually didnt end it with LAST SHOUT
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Chairs! We could do a piece with some lovely CHAIRS!
And oh...
Oh HOW MANY YEARS
Is it NOW Maurice?
YOU BURNT MY BOOKS, MY BEAUTIFUL BOOKS
"WE WERE COLD!"
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I was pissed off the UK version of Series 5 has no commentary yet the AMerican one does
I do like the chats she has over them
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"Hello, Alex. This is the mood board for the next edition - sex, bitch, aristo, sex, punk, whore, bitch, prossie, lesie, punk, tart, slut. Oh but Alex, with lovely shoes."
None of the first three series have commentary OR subtitles on my lovely but dysfunctional boxset...
OH I SEE GOT A NIGHT SHOOT ON THE BILL HAVE YOU ?
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BRING ME A KNITTING NEEDLE
It's been too long, it's been too long...
WHY WHY WHY did she end it with WHITE BOX
I know i said it earlier, but UGH UGH
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You only work in a SHOP you know, you can DROP the ATTITUDE
And oh...
Oh HOW MANY YEARS
Is it NOW Maurice?
LEELU...LULU!
CHAMPAGNE FOR LULU!
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Sinitta and Anne Robinson definite
GAVE UP ON NORMA MAJOR
It's been too long, it's been too long...
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Ho...Ho...Hotel ? Hotel pour le mademoiselle ?
It's been too long, it's been too long...
BETTY BOO and DANNII MINOGUE did their BEST, but FRANKLY
And oh...
Oh HOW MANY YEARS
Is it NOW Maurice?
NEVER TURN YOUR BACK ON HER YOU SILLY GIRL
It's been too long, it's been too long...
NOTHING beats Patsy old blue passport with DOB scratched out and "fairly recent" photo
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It's the same every month: a model in make-up with a vacant look on her face
And oh...
Oh HOW MANY YEARS
Is it NOW Maurice?
Did you pack this bag yourself ?
No, I let some total BASTARD of middle eastern origin pack it for me...
It's been too long, it's been too long...
Bloody hell, the first series is only 4 years short of being TWENTY years old![]()
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