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    Best jokes on Sickipedia?

    Quote Originally Posted by loomer View Post
    Again, old news.. and I'm not on for the banter threads so may have missed, but this deserves its own thread methinks. It's VERY Moopy - though it even goes past our bounds of good taste. It only shown up on the Maddie McCann thread.

    Several made me LOL and but there's some great WIT on there as well. Some so bad they have negative scores. I think we should submit some, I saw at least one Sheena gag on there.

    http://www.sickipedia.org/

    Apologies if this is a repost, but I can't see the thread on it.
    Quote Originally Posted by loomer View Post
    Hmm. The top rated one "Statistically... 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape" did make me lol @ first but doesn't have much staying power.
    Quote Originally Posted by Eileen View Post
    Some fabulous jokes there.
    Quote Originally Posted by Eileen View Post
    It's good.
    Quote Originally Posted by Diddy View Post
    Lots of RUBBISH .. but

    "We call our grandad "Spiderman".

    He hasn't got any super powers - he just finds it difficult to get out of the bath."
    Quote Originally Posted by loomer View Post
    I'm surprised someone missed one of the Jacko ones

    "What's worse than leaving your kids stay for a sleepover with Michael Jackson?







    Letting Ian Huntley give them a bath"


    Along those lines anyway, I once told that to someone and he almost got beat up when he repeated it in the pub at the height of THAT mania. Some areas, like kiddie fiddling/missing children are VERY sensitive. Oh so PC nowadays, but the jokes about PC on there are very unfunny.
    Quote Originally Posted by wendy the goat View Post
    I text the peado jokes to my mum and even though she tells me "its not funny and very sick" you just KNOW she's forwarded it on to her whole phone book (well apart from the Salvation Army church types she works for.)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sophie ~Oohie~ View Post
    Sickipedia happens to be one of my favourite websites.

    A husband was waiting in the delivery suite as his wife gave birth. The doctor came out, handed him a black baby and said "Is this yours?"
    "Probably," replied the husband. "She fucking burns everything else!"

    Sophie
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sheena View Post
    What is this OOOHIE SHIT ?

    FUCK OFF
    Quote Originally Posted by Sophie ~Oohie~ View Post
    It's my username! I use it on every other forum I'm on and no-one else minds!

    Sophie
    ~Oohie~
    Quote Originally Posted by Sheena View Post
    It's SHIT

    Especially when you write it as a FUCKING SIGNATURE

    STOP IT NOW
    Quote Originally Posted by Suomi View Post
    Yours
    Quote Originally Posted by Suomi View Post
    Do Chuid
    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Carnival View Post
    We're not every other forum THANK YOU VERY MUCH
    Quote Originally Posted by lolly View Post
    I could understand it more if it was the actual signature. But to actually go to the effort of writing it is just utterly pointless, particularly on a board where nobody else has one.
    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Carnival View Post
    Not to mention that it's annoying.
    Quote Originally Posted by jivafox View Post
    "Still no sign of Pakistan setting up an earthquake fund for Britain is there. I say, next time they have one, Fuck em!!"

    Quote Originally Posted by jonhawk View Post
    LOVE IT.
    Quote Originally Posted by loomer View Post
    There's a lovely racialist one on there I saw
    Quote Originally Posted by loomer View Post
    Glasgow airport bar have a drinks deal.



    2 pints of lager, an asian guy soaked in petrol and a box of matches.



    It's called "2 pints of lager and a Paki to crisp".
    Quote Originally Posted by loomer View Post
    That one took me a little while!
    Quote Originally Posted by jivafox View Post
    "A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men".
    So he stabbed her & nicked her purse. "

    OOPS!
    Quote Originally Posted by loomer View Post
    The PC ones were unpopular surprisingly given the site's Bernard Manning-esque nature
    Quote Originally Posted by loomer View Post
    Yes, I saw that one jivafox. I've yet to see something REALLY shocking, it's nothing that hasn't been done since the 70s/80s.. only now it's considered a no-go area. And I despise that fat CUNT Roy Chubby Brown.
    Quote Originally Posted by loomer View Post
    This one is long but pretty good.
    Quote Originally Posted by jivafox View Post
    "A local paedophile ring has made the unprecedented step of issuing a statement after being accused of hiding Shannon Matthews for two weeks.

    They said 'Fuck off - we do have some standards you know'"

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