Jari Sillanpää vs. Hanna Pakarinen

[Jake]

Little My, you are very wrong.

Jari Sillanpää - Takes 2 To Tango



vs

Hanna - Leave Me Alone




Errrr, Little My, as you can see you are very wrong

1) Obviously, 'Leave Me Alone' is the better song. Anyone who doesn't think that belongs in a speshul home.
2) Hanna looks nicer. Jari and them tight white jean things are offensive to my very existence. The bulge makes me want to VOM. Also, Jari cannot pull off the amount of make-up he is wearing. Hanna can.
3) Does Jari have fireworks? No. Does he wander around stage looking angry? No.
4) No one apart from the mental listens to tango schlager in Finland. Faux/full on Finnish rock all the way please. Therefore i move with the masses. I am a sheep.

Jari also gave us this. If there was ever a case for gay hate crimes, it is this

[Beverley]

CLEARLY there is no CONTEST. I LORVES the HANNA.

[VoR]

That Jari video is the greatest thing I have ever seen in my life.

Is he a comedian?

[Jake]

Nah

Just your average Finnish tango schlager male

Sort of like the Daniel O'Donnell type thing, but more offensive. Inconcieveable i know.

The song was for Täydellinen euroviisu (Perfect Eurovision)

[VoR]

The DOVE
of LOVE
ABOVE

[Jake]

The bit where he licks the ice-cream makes me want to bicycle flip

[RobotBoy]

He makes me feel sick.

Hanna was rubbish too though. Especially when she was performing at Euroclub and was onstage for about AN HOUR. It was only supposed to be a PA. Rubbish.

[David]

Jari makes every muscle in my body CLENCH!

Hanna I like lots.

THEREFORE

[Little My]

No competition!

I was always really disappointed with feeble vocals on the hallelujah bits. They really needed more oomph.

[Little My]

*Searches for avatar*

[Andricicle]

I'm not normally one for lesbo goth angst, but I too am quite repulsed by Jari as purveyor of 'Nicole & Hugo'-stylee camp which sets back the homosexual cause by 30 years (plus I cannot even hear the studio version anymore without mentally adding all the bum notes from his performance ), so Hanna it is.