Dragons' Den

[TurnerPrize]

This starts TONIGHT

The shoulder pad monstrosity that Ms Devey wears in the advert is apparently the outfit she's in for the whole series.

[Star]

What time please?

[TurnerPrize]

NINE PM

[Star]

thanks xxx

[lolly]

This starts TONIGHT

The shoulder pad monstrosity that Ms Devey wears in the advert is apparently the outfit she's in for the whole series.

I can cope with one outfit, as long as we get a variety of increasingly ludicrous wigs

[lolly]

I MUST be careful NOT to turn over and catch the end of TOP GEAR again, if it's going to follow it every week

YUCK

[Jark]

[lolly]

It feels like the BIRTH OF AN ICON

[Jark]

Why does rubbish old Evan look so cross eyed this year?

[lolly]

Why does rubbish old Evan look so cross eyed this year?

He's forgotten to take his DIAMOND DILDO out

[Star]

[Star]

Poor Georgette though

[lolly]

I hope she turns this around and gets a deal. Or else this is a real damp squib as an opener to a new series.

[TurnerPrize]

Poor Georgette though

Oh i know, the poor luv. It'd blatantly be how i'd end up.

Although the moment i think of something that only Hilary would want to be my business partner on, i'm so there.

[TurnerPrize]

OT: i tried reggae reggae sauce for the first time last week.

It's rather nice.

[TurnerPrize]

I bet Hilary gets called 'sir' on the telephone.

[Star]

Aww yay!

[lolly]

I bet Hilary gets called 'sir' on the telephone.

...and I suspect in the bedroom.

[lolly]

18 guests?

All thanks to Hilary Devey Upskirt, no doubt

[Star]

Hilary Devey transexual?

[TurnerPrize]

Maybe we should put our special secret Hilary Devey Forum on public view, to save the guests from all having to sign up?

[Star]

I'll speak to the mod team about that. In the meantime we'll keep it members only as it is.

[lolly]

Maybe we should put our special secret Hilary Devey Forum on public view, to save the guests from all having to sign up?

I don't think the public at large is ready for all those Hilary Devey bukkake and Hilary Devey creampie shots.

[lolly]

I want to kick this man

[Star]

Look how they are all jumping on him, just because he is male

[lolly]

Look how they are all jumping on him, just because he is male

WOMAN HATER

[Star]

So is he saying if we sit in his chair we will lose 4 stone?

[lolly]

So is he saying if we sit in his chair we will lose 4 stone?

Yes, it chops you in half

(or in your case, you lose half a buttock)

[Jark]

I just love the sheer melodrama that comes with a Deborah Meaden put-down

[lolly]

If you close your eyes, Hilary sounds a bit like Deirdre Barlow, doesn't she?

I wonder who smokes the most Lambert & Butler out of those two.

[COB]

My flatmate immediately shouted "Deborah Meat-On" when he first saw her tonight, which I thought was rather good

Needless to say Hilary is living up to my expectations and THEN SOME

[Star]

Look at those SHOULDERS.

[COB]

I hope I wasn't the only one praying Deborah would try the weightloss chair earlier

[lolly]

There's Deborah's offer of the series made in the very first episode, then.

[lolly]

Has Hilary got a HUNCH?

[TurnerPrize]

There's Deborah's offer of the series made in the very first episode, then.

She's practically on BENEFITS compared to the other dragons, so you can understand why

[TurnerPrize]

Has Hilary got a HUNCH?

I *think* it's just the shoulder pads, because i've not noticed it before.

News: Hilary Devey to play Richard III

[COB]

"I'm not interested in Deborah coming in"

YOU SAID IT

[lolly]

She's practically on BENEFITS compared to the other dragons, so you can understand why

She'll have to FLEECE HER PARENTS for a FEW MORE CARAVANS at this rate

[Star]

STROPPY Duncan.