I've been DUMPED!

[Dark Carnival]

YOU ARE SO GAY.

Stop it

but I love you DC.

And I love you too, in a NON GAY way

[Voxtrot]

Back to topic, Voxtrot - I like your shirt I have a pair of jeans that will go with.

What brand? And thank you. I love that shirt. It's not one of my favourites, though.

YES!! Just the type I go for!!

Incidently, do you and your ex use Crest White Strips?

I do. Every 6 months or so

Oh I think that guy that dumped you is quite fit! But then I have appalling taste.

FINALLY! He is seriously hot. But there was so much more to him than that.

[Mr Betty Draper]

Stop it

Omg, I wrote that before I read the whole thread and realised it was like the one of the LEAST GAY things you had written. Seriously DC. IT'S OKAY. I'm cool with it man. We're all cool with it.

[cwej]

Voxtrot is very good looking... your ex has an AWESOME body (I can't quite understand what the others are looking at... he certainly doesn't look 12!) but facially you are much more attractive

Having said that, it doesn't make any odds. Telling you, you can do better is a waste of time; telling you to shag someone else REALLY doesn't help (not for me anyway).. just grieve for a bit then move on. It's grief for a loss, exactly the same as bereavement, but normally on a smaller scale. Just accept that this is the end though, otherwise the grieving process lasts much longer.