He clearly drew the abs on, a la Mariah, Voxtrot darling.
Also, funky, is that VOR UNDER THERE?![]()
I WILL GET REAL GRIMEY. I WILL START CUTTIN' UP CLOTHES.
actually, that photo uncannily looks like VoR in 10 years![]()
Well if he dumped you, and Moopy thinks you could do better, find a man we approve of.
Preferably one who doesn't look like he faketans!
You are a depraved bird of hate, get out of my sight!
We think you could do better, just the way it is. Take it as a compliment!
You are a depraved bird of hate, get out of my sight!
I don't really get that, though. I mean.. It's not like he looks like Paul Potts or anything. He's funny and kind. Smarter than me. (Doesn't take a lot, but still.) He's pretty much perfect, a part from the fact that he dumped my sorry ass.
But OK. I'm gonna take it as a compliment and try to move on.
Don't analyse it. Just say to yourself he's a stupidhead and it's his loss!
You are a depraved bird of hate, get out of my sight!
But why did he dump you? You never told us why.
'It's not you, it's me....'
You are a depraved bird of hate, get out of my sight!
Um.. He gave me the whole "you don't seem serious enough about this" speech. Like, he complained about how i wanted to go out on the weekends, how i jokingly flirted with people, and stuff like that.. I think the bottom line is that he felt like he was something i kept around until something better came along. Which couldn't be further from the truth, but that's how he felt, anyway.
It all boils down to me. I fucked up. I know 8 months aren't the longest time, but i really do care about him so much, and I tried to tell him that, but he didn't believe me![]()
It strikes me like he was looking for an excuse. The worst thing you can do is blame yourself. If he won't give you a chance to prove that you were serious, he couldn't have had that much faith in you in the first place.
Sod him and his overly skinny shaggy haired faketanned ways!
I don't know why anyone wants to be serious about someone that high maintenance anyway!
You are a depraved bird of hate, get out of my sight!
Your ex looks like an UP HIMSELF CUNT![]()
Gloss rhymes with hair!
You're both fucking fit if slightly orange. Edit - just saw the other pics. Actually not orange, just fit.
Last edited by Jark; 28-02-2009 at 01:23 AM.
You're right. That's exacly what i'm thinking. In between all the "WHY OH WHY?" thoughts i keep having, i mean. It'll pass soon enough. I guess it's just a "first love" kind of deal. It's my longest relationship to date..
But he has every right to, doesn't he?
HEY!! I don't do the whole fake tan thing.
Edit: I didn't see the rest of your post. MY APOLOGIES!
Last edited by Voxtrot; 28-02-2009 at 02:20 AM.
What the hell does WSS mean, and HOW do i find out who the master brains behind the tags is?
Oh no.. that twink in the pic is revolting
He looks like a down's version of Josh Hollyoaks
The ex looks like Princess Fiona from SHREK
Madonna Madonna Madonna Madonna Madonna Madonna
Nobody's perfect, especially someone who uses Zac Efron as hairspiration. If you've been in a relationship where you have constantly believed that the other person is too good for you then you are undoubtedly better out of that relationship, even if he was that one that did the dumping.
That's my two cents anyway.
...I bet he has terrible split ends too.
Last edited by smexy; 28-02-2009 at 11:10 PM.
So judging by this thread I guess Voxtrot and Funky are going to have TEH SEX
Last edited by Molicious; 01-03-2009 at 06:03 PM.
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Oh and Voxtrot you're very attractive so I really WOULDN'T WORRY
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Oh I think that guy that dumped you is quite fit! But then I have appalling taste.
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Tooth whitener? So that's how you achieve that impressive two tone look?
God knows what's in that stuff. Domestos probably. Be worried.
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