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    Quote Originally Posted by Voxtrot View Post


    What about his BODY then? Do you love THAT?

    And I think he's damn hot, and i fucking love that piece of shit.
    Post a shirtless pic please! For comparison sake
    WHAT DID I SAY?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Voxtrot View Post
    No, I'm no Tom!

    I need to see a picture of you ASAP, though!

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    He clearly drew the abs on, a la Mariah, Voxtrot darling.

    Also, funky, is that VOR UNDER THERE?
    I WILL GET REAL GRIMEY. I WILL START CUTTIN' UP CLOTHES.

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    actually, that photo uncannily looks like VoR in 10 years

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    Quote Originally Posted by funky View Post
    bless young people and their obsession with trim pecs and abs

    he has the body of a 12 year old. again, NOT HOT.
    A 12 year old? A BIT HARSH, aren't we?

    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Carnival View Post
    Post a shirtless pic please! For comparison sake
    I don't have a sixpack

    Quote Originally Posted by funky View Post
    I'M SOLD!


    *opens third bottle of wine* I'm in for a loooooooooong night!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beverley View Post
    He clearly drew the abs on, a la Mariah, Voxtrot darling.


    I'm guilty of having done that once or twice! ..But then i do love a bit of Mooriah, so what do you expect from me

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    Quote Originally Posted by Voxtrot View Post
    A 12 year old? A BIT HARSH, aren't we?
    are you defending some inferior who just dumped you?

    PFFT. Pick yourself up and get back out there, you've got many more heartbreaks to go...




    (I should know. I've broken LOADS.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by funky View Post
    are you defending some inferior who just dumped you?

    PFFT. Pick yourself up and get back out there, you've got many more heartbreaks to go...




    (I should know. I've broken LOADS.)
    You're right.. And I'll be in that state of mind soon enough. I just need this one night to complain, seek comfort and just be an annoying attention seeker in general.

    I've earned it!

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    Well if he dumped you, and Moopy thinks you could do better, find a man we approve of.

    Preferably one who doesn't look like he faketans!
    You are a depraved bird of hate, get out of my sight!

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    Quote Originally Posted by David View Post

    Preferably one who doesn't look like he faketans!
    Poor Robotboy
    WHAT DID I SAY?

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    Quote Originally Posted by David View Post
    Well if he dumped you, and Moopy thinks you could do better, find a man we approve of.

    Preferably one who doesn't look like he faketans!
    Why do i have a feeling the only kind of men you guys approve of are Enrique Iglesias type of guys?

    and you're spot on with the fake tan.

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    We think you could do better, just the way it is. Take it as a compliment!
    You are a depraved bird of hate, get out of my sight!

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    I don't really get that, though. I mean.. It's not like he looks like Paul Potts or anything. He's funny and kind. Smarter than me. (Doesn't take a lot, but still.) He's pretty much perfect, a part from the fact that he dumped my sorry ass.

    But OK. I'm gonna take it as a compliment and try to move on.

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    Don't analyse it. Just say to yourself he's a stupidhead and it's his loss!
    You are a depraved bird of hate, get out of my sight!

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    But why did he dump you? You never told us why.

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    'It's not you, it's me....'
    You are a depraved bird of hate, get out of my sight!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phoenix View Post
    But why did he dump you? You never told us why.
    Um.. He gave me the whole "you don't seem serious enough about this" speech. Like, he complained about how i wanted to go out on the weekends, how i jokingly flirted with people, and stuff like that.. I think the bottom line is that he felt like he was something i kept around until something better came along. Which couldn't be further from the truth, but that's how he felt, anyway.

    It all boils down to me. I fucked up. I know 8 months aren't the longest time, but i really do care about him so much, and I tried to tell him that, but he didn't believe me

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    It strikes me like he was looking for an excuse. The worst thing you can do is blame yourself. If he won't give you a chance to prove that you were serious, he couldn't have had that much faith in you in the first place.

    Sod him and his overly skinny shaggy haired faketanned ways!

    I don't know why anyone wants to be serious about someone that high maintenance anyway!
    You are a depraved bird of hate, get out of my sight!

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    Your ex looks like an UP HIMSELF CUNT
    Gloss rhymes with hair!

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    You're both fucking fit if slightly orange. Edit - just saw the other pics. Actually not orange, just fit.
    Last edited by Jark; 28-02-2009 at 01:23 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by David View Post
    It strikes me like he was looking for an excuse. The worst thing you can do is blame yourself. If he won't give you a chance to prove that you were serious, he couldn't have had that much faith in you in the first place.

    Sod him and his overly skinny shaggy haired faketanned ways!

    I don't know why anyone wants to be serious about someone that high maintenance anyway!
    You're right. That's exacly what i'm thinking. In between all the "WHY OH WHY?" thoughts i keep having, i mean. It'll pass soon enough. I guess it's just a "first love" kind of deal. It's my longest relationship to date..

    Quote Originally Posted by Lee View Post
    Your ex looks like an UP HIMSELF CUNT
    But he has every right to, doesn't he?

    Quote Originally Posted by Jark View Post
    You're both fucking fit if slightly orange.
    HEY!! I don't do the whole fake tan thing.

    Edit: I didn't see the rest of your post. MY APOLOGIES!
    Last edited by Voxtrot; 28-02-2009 at 02:20 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Voxtrot View Post
    But he has every right to, doesn't he?
    So you're admitting that he is a cunt? He sounds WORTH IT.
    Gloss rhymes with hair!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lee View Post
    So you're admitting that he is a cunt? He sounds WORTH IT.
    Of course I'll admit he's a cunt. He dumped me, like, 8 hours ago!

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    Quote Originally Posted by funky View Post
    don't be giving me that modest shit.

    some of us are just born pretty. accept it and use it as an opportunity to look down on ugly rich people
    WSS !

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    What the hell does WSS mean, and HOW do i find out who the master brains behind the tags is?

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    Shame.. you were nice

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    Oh no.. that twink in the pic is revolting

    He looks like a down's version of Josh Hollyoaks

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    The ex looks like Princess Fiona from SHREK
    Madonna Madonna Madonna Madonna Madonna Madonna

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    Quote Originally Posted by Voxtrot View Post
    I don't really get that, though. I mean.. It's not like he looks like Paul Potts or anything. He's funny and kind. Smarter than me. (Doesn't take a lot, but still.) He's pretty much perfect, a part from the fact that he dumped my sorry ass.

    But OK. I'm gonna take it as a compliment and try to move on.
    Nobody's perfect, especially someone who uses Zac Efron as hairspiration. If you've been in a relationship where you have constantly believed that the other person is too good for you then you are undoubtedly better out of that relationship, even if he was that one that did the dumping.

    That's my two cents anyway.

    ...I bet he has terrible split ends too.
    Last edited by smexy; 28-02-2009 at 11:10 PM.

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    So judging by this thread I guess Voxtrot and Funky are going to have TEH SEX
    Last edited by Molicious; 01-03-2009 at 06:03 PM.
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    Oh and Voxtrot you're very attractive so I really WOULDN'T WORRY
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    Oh I think that guy that dumped you is quite fit! But then I have appalling taste.
    PLEASE DO NOT PM FOR DETAILS

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lee View Post
    Your ex looks like an UP HIMSELF CUNT
    YES!! Just the type I go for!!

    Incidently, do you and your ex use Crest White Strips?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MilkyBarKid View Post
    YES!! Just the type I go for!!

    Incidently, do you and your ex use Crest White Strips?
    On the PROWL are we?

    What are Crest White Strips anyway?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratz View Post
    On the PROWL are we?

    What are Crest White Strips anyway?
    If you don't know Kratz, you need them! Anyway, how are you? Long time no speak.

    Back to topic, Voxtrot - I like your shirt I have a pair of jeans that will go with.

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    Tooth whitener? So that's how you achieve that impressive two tone look?

    God knows what's in that stuff. Domestos probably. Be worried.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Carnival View Post
    Oh I remember Voxtrot looked a bit like Ryan Reynolds
    YOU ARE SO GAY.

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    but I love you DC.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratz View Post
    Tooth whitener? So that's how you achieve that impressive two tone look?
    By two tone do you mean tan and white teeth? If so, then yes.

    Quote Originally Posted by Kratz View Post
    God knows what's in that stuff. Domestos probably. Be worried.
    I'll be dead by then so I won't care.
    Last edited by MilkyBarKid; 02-03-2009 at 05:25 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MilkyBarKid View Post
    By two tone do you mean tan and white teeth? If so, then yes.


    Yes I do. I never realised it was such an art.

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