Who should I follow on Twitter?

[octophone]

Deleted my account yesterday. To be honest, as much as I like Twitter, too many retweets were clogging it up for me. Plus, it's a bit of a circle jerk at time, especially with people retweeting every positive tweet they received.

[VoR]

If there's anything more annoying than Valentines day, it's people banging ON AND ON about how much they hate Valentines day.

Daz Gale is naturally on the case with his quasi-suicidal pearls of wisdom

If all people are going to tweet about today is how in love they are, let me know now so I can stab myself in the eyes with a fork.

I hope my postman doesn't break his back in the morning. There are bound to be SO many Valentines cards delivered to me. *waits patiently*

Valentine's Day is nothing more than a holiday the greetings card companies made up to sell useless crap - just like Christmas and Easter.

Happy Valentine's Day, everybody! #foreveralone

The worst thing about being gay is that you're attracted to men. Men are shit.

I've got exciting plans for Valentine's tomorrow. Got an interview in the morning then taking myself out for lunch for a nice, romantic KFC.

You know - I'm starting to think I might be alone for valentine's day. I have less than ten hours to meet someone. *goes to Tesco*

He really is quite fascinating in a grim way. He seems to lead such a tragic life.

[monsta]

I don't know if it makes me even WORSE than him but I'm completely obsessed with his tragic musings.

He needs to be put in a cage and studied.

Edit - and LOL ANOTHER interview!

[VoR]

How does he afford to LIVE? He never seems to be gainfully employed for more than 5 minutes...

Although his diet does seem to consist entirely of KFC bargain buckets.

[Emma]

Deleted my account yesterday. To be honest, as much as I like Twitter, too many retweets were clogging it up for me. Plus, it's a bit of a circle jerk at time, especially with people retweeting every positive tweet they received.

You now you can turn off retweets, right?

[TurnerPrize]

WHy hasn't DazGale joined moopy yet?

[monsta]

WHy hasn't DazGale joined moopy yet?

We need an Adam Lambert forum to snare him in.

[Steptacular]

I have met Daz Gale briefly (thankfully) and he is hideous. His teeth are absolutely manky. His personality is a cross between unstably needy and delusions of grandeur. We ran away from him when his back was turned.

[monsta]

[dUb]

[Apocalypt_flyer]

TREMENDOUS

[Tetris-Rock]

He has quite a substantial number of followers, it seems. Who ARE all of these people?

[COB]

Steptacular today:

I have met Daz Gale briefly (thankfully) and he is hideous. His teeth are absolutely manky. His personality is a cross between unstably needy and delusions of grandeur. We ran away from him when his back was turned.

Eileen five years ago:

I think it might be best if I don't offend him again. He's a friend of an acquaintance and as a joke on his 24th birthday, I went up to him and said "excuse me, my mate thinks you're really old" in the divviest voice I could muster thinking he'd realise that I was 4 years older than him and hence realise it was a joke but alas he didn't see the funny side. I went over about 5 minutes later to explain that it was a joke and he just went "YAR" and stuck his nose in the air.

WHAT A STUCK UP CUNT.

He then went round telling everyone that I was a weirdo and a freak. Even though I accept that this observation is correct, pots and kettles much?

You'll be pleased to hear that, not only is his hair shit, but his teeth are fucking brown and rotten TOO.

That's as close to a stone cold FACT as the internet gets, as far as I'm concerned

[PercyPig]

Has Daz referenced the teeth himself?

[monsta]

He's hoping that draping thousands of TRINKETS round his neck will detract from the dental work.

Personally I find his waistcoats more offensive.

[Tetris-Rock]

Has Daz referenced the teeth himself?

He's self-obsessed and tweets every 30 seconds. So it's LIKELY.

[monsta]

SOUND THE IRONY KLAXON

I wish people would stop feeding the egos of all these random nobodies who think they're famous because they have a lot of followers on here

[dUb]

The day isn't off to a great start for our Daz

Having one of those days where everything is going wrong. Just want to go back to bed but got to go out for an interview. Eurgh.

[VoR]

ANOTHER INTERVIEW

Truly the FACE of Broken Britain

[octophone]

You now you can turn off retweets, right?

Oh I know but the trouble is that people comment on them in new tweets and you only get half a stroy. Plus, you miss the real, useful retweets from yer mates in amongst celebs retweeting everytime someone says something nice about them.

[dUb]

I turn off the facility for specific people's retweets to appear in my timeline. Solves the problem right?

[COB]

ANOTHER INTERVIEW

Truly the FACE of Broken Britain

He wants to be careful, at this rate it won't be long until he's been sacked by EVERY clothes shop in London

[Penelope]

Oh I know but the trouble is that people comment on them in new tweets and you only get half a stroy. Plus, you miss the real, useful retweets from yer mates in amongst celebs retweeting everytime someone says something nice about them.

Oh no, you can see them if someone adds a comment to the RT and does it manually, it's automatic RTs that get blocked. But yeah, that doesn't solve the last half of the problem, which can probably just be solved by blocking retweets from celebs (I know there's a button on each profile where you can block retweets done by certain profiles...)

[Crash]

Oh LOL

Daz Gale
@MsAnaMatronic I resent the fact that you are following so many people but not me. I will give you death stares non stop at the next gig.

to which he got the reply...

@MsAnaMatronic
Ana Matronic
@dazgale I'm sorry, are you threatening me? Are you SURE that's a good idea?

[Emma]

Oh I know but the trouble is that people comment on them in new tweets and you only get half a stroy. Plus, you miss the real, useful retweets from yer mates in amongst celebs retweeting everytime someone says something nice about them.

Follow less celebs and more friends then innit!

[Tetris-Rock]

[I]@dazgale Ana Matronic interaction

His ego truly shows NO BOUNDS.

[Penelope]

The sad thing is he's actually quite close with her, so I imagine she's joking. I know she's bought him drinks before

[Tetris-Rock]

You'd have thought Ms. Matronic would have had BETTER TASTE.

[Crash]

The sad thing is he's actually quite close with her, so I imagine she's joking. I know she's bought him drinks before

Oh well I know DIFFERENT

[Penelope]

Ooh spill Has it FINALLY got to the stage where she endures rather than enjoys his presence? (Not that that probably wasn't already the case to begin with but I presume she wouldn't just buy drinks for someone she bloody hated)

[VoR]

People ignoring my birthday event on Facebook but replying to other ones we've both been invited to is starting to get on my tits. Grrr.

TAKE THE HINT DAZ

[Halli]

Where is he going? Popstarz?

[VoR]

It'll be more TEARS ON THE DANCEFLOOR and tweets every 15 seconds about what a miserable time he's having.

[straightorbroken]

What age is this trainwreck?

[Penelope]

How old is Eileen? (Eileen-4)=Daz.

(At a ROUGH GUESS, Daz is 34.)

[That One]

How old is Eileen?

No one really knows, but scientists estimate her age to be about 120

[octophone]

Follow less celebs and more friends then innit!

That's what Facebook's for, eh?

[VoR]

(At a ROUGH GUESS, Daz is 34.)

Genuinely? I assumed early-mid twenties. Not from his LOOKS, obviously, but from the way he carries on...

[Penelope]

Genuinely? I assumed early-mid twenties. Not from his LOOKS, obviously, but from the way he carries on...

I was kidding! No, I think he's heading into his mid-late twenties now. At a guess he's 27 this year?

[Crash]

I'm sure he is perhaps even YOUNGER