If there's anything more annoying than Valentines day, it's people banging ON AND ON about how much they hate Valentines day.
Daz Gale is naturally on the case with his quasi-suicidal pearls of wisdom
If all people are going to tweet about today is how in love they are, let me know now so I can stab myself in the eyes with a fork.I hope my postman doesn't break his back in the morning. There are bound to be SO many Valentines cards delivered to me. *waits patiently*Valentine's Day is nothing more than a holiday the greetings card companies made up to sell useless crap - just like Christmas and Easter.Happy Valentine's Day, everybody! #foreveraloneThe worst thing about being gay is that you're attracted to men. Men are shit.I've got exciting plans for Valentine's tomorrow. Got an interview in the morning then taking myself out for lunch for a nice, romantic KFC.He really is quite fascinating in a grim way. He seems to lead such a tragic life.You know - I'm starting to think I might be alone for valentine's day. I have less than ten hours to meet someone. *goes to Tesco*