Japanese guy. But you already knew that as soon as you read the thread title.
The first kissDude Marries Love Plus Girlfriend
Oh no, itís not over yet. Love Plusís reign of terror on society has only just begun. Lashing out against the bold act of mutiny on the part of the pitiful human alliance earlier this month, Love Plusís Nene Anegasaki has seduced some poor bloke into marrying her.
Tiny Cartridge reports the unfortunate incident took place at a church in Guam. Apparently, "The newlyweds plan to hold a reception in Japan, and have invited the media to attend and view slides from their wedding and courtship." As a result, video streaming site Nico Nico will be broadcasting the event live on November 22.
(I wouldnt go anywhere near his DS, its porbably caked with sperm)
ďNow that the ceremony is over, I feel like Iíve been able to achieve a major milestone in my life. Some people have expressed doubts about my actions, but at the end of the day, this is really just about us as husband and wife.
As long as the two of us can go on to create a happy household, Iím sure any misgivings about us will be resolved. As for whatís next, we still havenít gone to see my parents, so we will be going home together on New Years to officially announce our marriage.
The two of us hope to continue to let our love for each other grow as time goes on.Ē
Sal9000 sharing his short- and long-term plans on life with his new wife, Nene Anegasaki. Most Japanese families donít celebrate Thanksgiving, but Iím sure the newlyweds will share a holiday dinner of some sort with Salís parents soon. When that happens, it will make for an interesting conversation when he explains how he met his bride in a Nintendo DS dating simulator called Love Plus.
Or maybe neither of Salís parents will bring it up at all at the table, trying their best to not ruin the meal or their sonís mirthful mood. Instead, theyíll only look at each other with worry when their boy tries to spoonfeed his wife, smearing noodles on the DSís touchscreen.
Maybe these photos from the honeymoon will assure Salís parents that this is the right girl for him:
You're probably asking yourself "OH SNAP, WHAT IS THIS GAME AND WHERE CAN I GET IT?!"
maybe it's my friend's brother, she said he was a real NERD
He doesn't look OLD enough to get married. How old is he... 10?
Gloss rhymes with hair!
'Sue, did the President call?' ... 'No' Last.fm
I'm not sure if this is worse than that girl who shags rollercoasters
Top up, Sue?
Amy with her first love, a church bannister
OOPSAmy Wolfe is an Asperger sufferer and has had relationships with all sorts of inanimate objects like spaceship models, the World Trade Center, a church organ and a bannister railing. Amy, like most people with OS, is a polygamist. But, her main love is 1001 Nachts. Here is a disturbing paragraph from someone that filmed a documentary called Strange Love: Married To The Eiffel Tower about the disorder and included footage of Amy:
When we filmed her at Knoebels visiting 1001 Nacht, we witnessed Wolfe kissing, caressing and talking to the austere, crane-like machine, and I began to feel both uncomfortable and a little frightened. Wolfe truly believes the machine talks back to her. As I watched, I wondered not for the first time whether I was crossing the line from a documentary film-maker to a voyeur. Should I have left her alone? ďNo, no Ė show our love for the objects,Ē Wolfe insisted. ďGive us our voice. People must understand we are not fetishists.Ē And so I stayed.
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