This is why you're fat (the actual & official amazing Paula Deen thread)

[loomer]

You get these pictures of huge morbidly obese women with boxes of doughnuts and buckets of chicken that are used as "thinspiration" by anos

[Halli]

Um, I think..

Turkey Rashers are even better.. and very bacon-esque

Yep, I am a fan of turkey bacon and turkey sausages..

[loomer]

Not tried turkey sausages mind you

QUORN is all good

[Lunar Foetus]

That bacon and cheese mug nearly made me HURL

[Lunar Foetus]

Bacon Poutine
French fries topped with cheese curds, egg, bacon and covered in brown gravy

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHY

[Lunar Foetus]

OH MY GOD

I have actually just seen a photo of someone using a cheese and bacon grilled sandwich as bread in a TRIPLE DECK SANDWICH

I am coming out in a cold sweat

[Lunar Foetus]

[[insert your best offer here]]

This bacon obsession on this site really puts me off eating it again.

Some day they start to create condoms or vaginas out of bacon.

[Rachey]

Not tried turkey sausages mind you

QUORN is all good

I absolutey LOVE all quorn products. Tho a quorn bacon sandwich isnt all that good.

[Rachey]

Bacon Poutine
French fries topped with cheese curds, egg, bacon and covered in brown gravy

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHY

I dont understand all this brown gravy and white gravy business.

And cheese curds just sound disgusting.

[Lunar Foetus]

i am reading this site nibbling on a carrot stick

fuck you fatties

[lolly]

I hope you dipped it in melted cheese, wrapped it in bacon, and then deep fried it first. And then put it in a pie.

[Rachey]

Dear sweet lord:

[OhSnap]

Dear sweet lord:

what the FUCK is that?

[Rachey]

Francesinha

Steak or roast sandwich with wet-cured ham, linguica, and sausage covered with cheese in a hot thick tomato and beer sauce

Tasty...

[OhSnap]

looking at this website just makes me SO GLAD that I don't like cheese, or batter.


I just wish it could put me off bread for life, then i'd be thinner than Moony.

[Alla Flickor]

I don't even remember which year was the last time I had bacon, I don't understand its popularity. Disgusting.

This thread is the most repulsive one i've read ever. Eating is wrong, but eating all that shit is just too much.

[RobotBoy]

I am all for a bit of fat in my diet but most of the stuff on that site looks absolutely foul.

[Tetris-Rock]

Of course, the whole point of the website is to make stuff that is ridiculous and completely inedible. Every so often you'll come across something that legitimately exists (such as the cookie dough cheesecake on the first page) but the rest are not legitimate eatings!

[RobotBoy]

Cadbury Creme Eggs Benedict!?



With FRIED chunks of CAKE! It looks AWFUL. The chocolate is all burned for a start. These people can't even have taste buds.

[Tetris-Rock]

Again, I don't think these things are intended to be completely delicious or even edible. I think they are made solely for the purpose of the site.

[RobotBoy]

Paula Deen's infamous burger with Krispy Kremes as the bun:

[Alla Flickor]

Again, I don't think these things are intended to be completely delicious or even edible. I think they are made solely for the purpose of the site.

Oh I know some guys that would eat all that shit and more, believe me

[Win_the_game]

All that fat and grease has put me in the mood for a DEEP FRIED PIZZA SUPPER.

[Tetris-Rock]

I had a sausage supper () on Saturday because I was starving. I felt really bad because i'd just been up Arthur's Seat as well. If I had just left it, the exercise might've actually meant something.

[johnandrew]

you are not

[Agnetha]

I fucking AM

[RobotBoy]

Moonbaby, this one's for you.

DEEP FRIED CHEESECAKE:

[Halli]

I really really want to try mars bar in batter

[Win_the_game]

That is fucking hoaching.

[Mats]

look how happy she is making those y'all

[Win_the_game]

look how happy she is making those y'all

[Dark Carnival]

Moonbaby, this one's for you.

DEEP FRIED CHEESECAKE:

Scary stuff

MOONY DO NOT WATCH IT

[Win_the_game]

How on earth does this woman have her own cooking show? Her recipes are awful.

[Indie]

HOLY SHIT

[Pipo]

IT's a bad thing that site hasn't been updated since months ago

But I bring you THIS



The Denny's Fried Cheese Melt Sandwich (AKA Mozzarella Sticks In A Grilled Cheese) Comes with a side of french fries and marinara sauce dip

[octophone]

What's freaky is the way she refers to the piece of deep fried cheesecake as "him". That turned my stomach more than the actual "food".

[Crash]

I really really want to try mars bar in batter

TBH I had a bite of one once and it really was QUITE LOVELY

[Lunar Foetus]

Yeah I saw those bits on Dlisted, it made me feel quite uneasy

That woman is terrifying, I think I would start screaming and chucking holy water at her if I saw her in the street

[Lunar Foetus]

I had a sausage supper () on Saturday because I was starving. I felt really bad because i'd just been up Arthur's Seat as well. If I had just left it, the exercise might've actually meant something.

I do not understand this at all. What is a sausage supper, what it arthur's seat and what did you leave?