Nadine Coyle - Insatiable

[lolly]

now that is TOO MUCH

[Jark]

"Okay, let's forget about that"

Sounds like she really fucking HATED those final couple of years.

[Dark Carnival]

Oh dear, bitch really hates the other girls (Kimberley).

Guys don't expect another GA aloud album anytime soon, at least not one with Nadine.

[Iguana]

That is PRICELESS. She should really stop being so (quasi-)honest, but then again, she won't be giving many more interviews anytime soon.

[Ryan]

That's my favourite of the campaign SO FAR.

[DrEAmFish]

Her only saving grace is that GA would be shit without her.

I can't help but feel sorry for Nadine though...

[Tischlampe]

I love how she belittles the others with how she says "Sarah's doing her acting thing and Nicola's doing her make-up thing". Or forgetting they exist, in Kimberley's case.

[Diddy]

I watched (read fastforwarded on Sky+) the whole thing this morning, she didn't come across as that bad really. Though it IS more fun to think she hated it

[TurnerPrize]

I just want girls aloud back

[Diddy]

I just want girls aloud back

Me too Teeps, me too *hugz*

[Music]

I just want girls aloud back

Me too

[Raining On Me]

At this stage I'd be quite happy if the other girls were cruelly snubbed and Nadine was just given all the hopefully ready-in-waiting Girls Aloud gems, released under the moniker Girl Aloud since her own name is DEATH. That's pretty much win-win for me.

Meanwhile Sarah and Nicola can become the new Miniviva

[PercyPig]

Meanwhile Sarah and Nicola can become the new Miniviva

Oooh that would be GRAND!

[Johnkm]

Single: 26-50-115-OUT
Album: 47-131-OUT

[dUb]

She must be relieved.

[Music]

Single: 26-50-115-OUT
Album: 47-131-OUT

[Kevin]

For some bizarre reason this is used in the promo for our So You Think You Can Dance final

[Alex]

OH MY GOD, she's actually getting a second single!

Tesco's have revealed that they a disappointed with the sales of Nadine Coyle's debut album.

The Girls Aloud star's debut album Insatiable was released exclusively via the supermarket last month, where it charted at a disappointing 47 despite a hefty promotional campaign across its 2,500 branches.

The Telegraph reports the supermarket is blaming an "anti-Tesco" campaign from the music label heads, who are said to be unhappy that the chain is breaking into the industry.

A spokesperson said: " We’re obviously disappointed that Nadine’s album hasn’t got off to the start we all hoped for, but it’s a great record from a brilliant artist and once we start getting some proper airplay I think a lot more people will discover this for themselves.

"Tesco is used to facing tough competition and we’ll be getting right behind Nadine’s second single in the New Year."

[Suedehead]

It's like WAOH
Who KNEW

Seriously

[Halli]

'Anti Tesco'? That is a good excuse! It's the new Stocking Problems!

Don't worry Duffy, your album isn't shit, it's just that people are currently 'Anti HMV!'

[Slave]

and once we start getting some proper airplay I think a lot more people will discover this for themselves

I'm not convinced Tesco really UNDERSTAND the music industry. When and where is this airplay going to appear from? The in-store RADIO amongst jingles for a stress-free Christmas and a bargain on the frozen TURKEY?

[Alex]

I'm not convinced Tesco really UNDERSTAND the music industry. When and where is this airplay going to appear from? The in-store RADIO amongst jingles for a stress-free Christmas and a bargain on the frozen TURKEY?

They'll send Chris Moyles free PIES.

[lolly]

How many has the album sold now? It must be an average of about 2 sales per store

[Slave]

How many has the album sold now? It must be an average of about 2 sales per store

10,000 copies, APPARENTLY.

[Johnkm]

More successful than ROBYN*

* in 2010

(not factually correct )

[lolly]

Have the Body Talk albums not even sold 10,000 IN TOTAL?

[SDF]

I thought they'd given up on it, but I'm glad that they are at least going to attempt to get her some airplay.

"Lullaby" or "Chained" for the next single PLEASE.

[Johnkm]

It's either going to be Runnin' or Put Your Hands Up. Apparently the latter is already being remixed. I hope it's neither of them personally, but absolutely nothing is going to sell anyway so it's all futile.

[Johnkm]

Have the Body Talk albums not even sold 10,000 IN TOTAL?

Oh no, they have, I hereby RETRACT that statement

[PercyPig]

What radio station in their right mind are going to touch a second single from this mess?

[VoR]

From the latest Girls Aloud newsletter

Nadine set to release new single in February

Nadine will be releasing a new single 'Put Your Hands Up' on February 21st. The upbeat dance flavoured track will be accompanied by fantastic re-mixes from world renowned DJ/Remixers Armin Van Buuren and Dave Aude.

[Alex]

OOH i'm intigued by those remixes

[ZZ]

What will save this album is a re-issue with a Tesco Value duet with Tesco Mary. Amen.

[Apocalypt_flyer]

Can Kratz state his opinions on this UNHINGED MARKETING DISASTUR PLOISE?

[Raining On Me]

We need to help this piece of art song SCRAPE to a #36 position next year. Come on NADINE, pull it back from death's door

I feel like she would only go back to the Aloud IF she had a semi-successful album behind her, although she'd probably just start on the second if that happened

[BoysForSeles]

This is in my local Tesco Metro for a fiver. Inexplicably I bought it but made sure nobody could see it in my basket.

[Whatevar]

It's actually QUITE GOOD

[Raining On Me]

I need the video for this NOW. It is still going ahead, right?

[TurnerPrize]

Nah, i'm afraid that Nadine has passed away, peacefully in her sleep Or at least that's what i was told in my dream a few nights back.

I'd been reading about Karen Carpenter earlier on in the day and i guess my subconscious combined the two. Actually an anorexic death would probably be Nadine's most dignified exit strategy from this campaign.

[Raining On Me]

Nah, i'm afraid that Nadine has passed away, peacefully in her sleep Or at least that's what i was told in my dream a few nights back.

I'd been reading about Karen Carpenter earlier on in the day and i guess my subconscious combined the two. Actually an anorexic death would probably be Nadine's most dignified exit strategy from this campaign.

Especially when you consider it's a case of GO BACK TO GIRLS ALOUD IN SHAME AND IN THE PRESENCE OF CHERLY WHILE THEY ALL SNIGGER, or DON'T BOTHER, HAVE NO CAREER AND JUST LOOK LIKE A SOUR CUNT

In all serious if they are still funding this and it doesn't get cancelled I'm amazed. Have there ever been any pop turnarounds where everything was doomed and brought back from the brink? I need some hope to clasp onto and QUICK