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Ha!
I fucking love that artwork. (Emphasis on ART!)
kyoko, it's me
Ha!
"You have chops, you have really good chops!"
"What does 'chops' mean?"
"See, you don't know cause you're not a real vocalist"
*cue CUNTY LAUGH*
Christina's cheeks are actually pushing her eyes closer together. She's practically cross-eyed in the promo shots
I'm liking the look of those SHELF TITS
"The few who understand me and learn from me will be wise beyond belief" - Lauren Harries
Ms Christina BRINGING her INNER and OUTER CUNT to the table
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"We work hard, we play hard, and we eat even harder."
Reflected onto the wet pavement, can you see what I see?
"Christina Aguilera is one of the best singers on the planet"
REALLY?
*dodges high notes like they're PT sessions*
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Did this bitch actually make it through the entire press conference without ever using the word EMPOWERING?
Christina explained: 'I have a boyfriend that loves my body. I love my body, my son is healthy and happy and that is all that matters.'
'Women, we are definitely under a microscope and under massive scrutiny. As long as I am happy in my own skin, that is all that is all the confirmation I need.'
The Candyman singer, who has been dating Matt Rutler since late 2010, explained that confidence was a key part of being a successful musical artist, particularly as a female.
She said: 'You have got to be a strong, powerful, very confident woman.'
And Christina also revealed what she will bring to the talent show: 'Being in a position to coach these young women, I am happy to be able to share that with them and share my highs and lows. Being on the show, it's a very good outlet for me.'
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Originally Posted by The Legendary Ms Christina
Last edited by Loufoque; 09-01-2012 at 04:19 PM.
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What's risqué about Lady Marmalade?
*puts on burlesque costume* "oooh nobody's worn one of these before! I feel EMPOWERED!"
It definitely empowered ME!
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In fact if it weren't for Ms Christina I would probably only do anal AFTER MARRIAGE!
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Thats HILARIOUS as during the Lady Marmalade ERA, she was OBV ANOREXIC and forced to wear that POODLE HAIR WEAVE cos her own was coming out in CLUMPS!
I WILL GET REAL GRIMEY. I WILL START CUTTIN' UP CLOTHES.
New magazine shoot:
what an awful nose she has
cat, hat; in French, chat, chapeau in Spanish, el gato in a sombrero.
The front cover is awful
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it looks like kelly osbourne has cursed her with her jaw
Does her nose only look bad when she's plump?
Reflected onto the wet pavement, can you see what I see?
Her nose has always been WEIRD
kyoko, it's me
"Proud Of Xtina" trending worldwide
Yesterday or on Saturday it was "The Voice of Xtina"
Nothing to see here MOVE ALONG.
I love that even though Ms Christina's fanbase consists of only 1000 or so 25yo internet gays they can still get her trending WORLDWIDE!
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Fabulous news:
Christina Aguilera Says Next Album Is 'Honest And Raw'
"As fans of "The Voice" amp up for a new season of the hit singing reality competition series, the show's resident big-voiced judge, Christina Aguilera, is getting ready to work on her next album, a follow-up to 2010's coolly received Bionic.
In a new promo for the show, which kicks off on February 5, Xtina opens up about what she's looking forward to on this next LP. "I'm recording my next album right now, and I'm really excited because I find myself in a very introspective stage of my life," she said. "I've learned so much, have experienced so much, in leaps and bounds, and it's a journey of growth for me, continuously throughout my career. I'm excited to put it all down on paper through my lyrics and my voice. And come from a very, very truthful and honest and raw place."
At this point, Christina's done a bit of it all musically. She's never been one to let genre define her, always keeping fans guessing what the next phase of her musical evolution will involve. Her 2006 release Back to Basics was a retro-leaning homage to pin-up girls and the boys they love, while Bionic looked forward with a futuristic, sonic flair (and even harked back to her "Dirrty" days thanks to sexy, naughty references).
Maybe the best next move for Aguilera would be to get back to basics, strip down all the futuristic pomp and circumstance and play with her voice over sultry ballads and light-hearted pop ides. But who knows what she might be cooking up. Regardless, we're excited to hear it." Source: MTV
Christina performing "At Last" at Etta's funeral
Has she lost a bit of weight?
*clutching straws*
kyoko, it's me
She did that at Etta's FUNERAL?
As if the poor woman hadn't suffered ENOUGH!
Oh my God it's HORRIBLE too!
A mystery DRIP running down her leg has been picked up on by the blogs
kyoko, it's me
I hope it was Etta expressing her REVULSION at her signature tune being MASSACRED by that insane showboating cunt from BEYOND THE GRAVE!
Etta loved Christina's voice didn't she? I'm sure it was Beyoncé she expressed distaste towards unless I'm way off the mark
kyoko, it's me
I don't think that funeral is at full-capacity there, unlike Christina's figure, etc. Oh my goodness that note - I don't know what emotion it was supposed to be, clearly she's inventing emotions from the future, but I do know this is probably the best DIVA moment for quite some time.
Reflected onto the wet pavement, can you see what I see?
Well she did have SENILE DEMENTIA so I guess anything's possible!
Lax Attack Xtina at it again.
Wrong time to take some last-minute laxatives!
Reflected onto the wet pavement, can you see what I see?
everything about this woman is fucking ICONIC
kyoko, it's me
She's clearly going to CACKLE that one off as another trivial pursuit question: in 2012 was that fake tan or just skat running down the legs of The Voice judge, and former pop singer, Christina Aguilera?
Reflected onto the wet pavement, can you see what I see?
She sang so LOUD her piles BURST!
Reflected onto the wet pavement, can you see what I see?
Is this the first live anal prolapse?
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Fuck Your Body (Menstrual Discharge remix) out soon
"The few who understand me and learn from me will be wise beyond belief" - Lauren Harries
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