Beautiful. The wedding reception will of course feature a sabotage of food. Who wants to be my bride?
N.B: Bride must have a cock.
Oh can you IMAGINE?
"PercyPig arrives for his wedding dressed as the dowager countess, riding up the driveway on a horse-drawn swivel chair."
Beautiful. The wedding reception will of course feature a sabotage of food. Who wants to be my bride?
N.B: Bride must have a cock.
Last edited by PercyPig; 11-08-2011 at 01:39 PM.
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"Do you, PercyPig, take Kemal Pamuk to be your lawfully wedded husband?"
"I DO"
"And do you, Kemal Pamuk, take PercyPig to be your lawfully wedded husband?"
*Pamuk's ashes nod fervently*
If that's the level of CREATIVITY in your script love, FORGIVE ME for not reading it.
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Downton Abbey will return later this month, ITV has confirmed.
The award-winning drama will once again air after The X Factor during the autumn months.
The Julian Fellowes show, which stars Maggie Smith and Hugh Bonneville, begins its eight-part second series on Sunday, September 18 at 9pm.
Downton Abbey's seven-part first series averaged 8.8m viewers last autumn.
Series two of the period piece, which will conclude with a Christmas special, will explore the lives of the Crawley family during the First World War.![]()
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I'm going to "Save The Date" in my Genuine Leather World War I Filofax with Thread Binding to get me in the mood![]()
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OMG not long to go![]()
'Sue, did the President call?' ... 'No' Last.fm
Moop Meet Johnkm for first, last and xmas special episodes![]()
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They showed the new trailer just before Red Or Black.
It looked
A
MA
ZING
Last edited by PercyPig; 03-09-2011 at 08:25 PM.
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Naturally. I'm not sure what I'm more excited for, this or The Good Wife. Either way Sep 11 is a GOOD MONTH for TV.
'Sue, did the President call?' ... 'No' Last.fm
If anyone has a spare hour…
Around 36 minutes is quite interesting. They talk about never giving it to the BBC and why it was brilliant they inherited a big audience from X Factor even though the lead in audience is completely different.
Last edited by PercyPig; 03-09-2011 at 10:16 PM.
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Mr Pamuk really wasn't very nice in The Inbetweeners Movie.
Was he the "Club Rep" with shit up his nose?
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Yes! He was also in rubbish Bedlam with Will Young.
Oh he's only HALF AS DASHING when he hasn't got a full head of glorious hair and getting fucked to death
PAMUK 4 EVA
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THANKS FOR POSTING PP. That was a really interesting little (big) watch.
Oh i didn't even make the connection that it was Mr Pamuk! His disappointing real hair threw me off, and stopped me wanting to bum him into heaven (off screen, in an adbreak).
As trailers go the new one didn't seem as OMG WHAT IS THAT at last year's, but i think i saw a shorter cut of it. The trench stuff looked SHITTING GREAT though, and was that THOMAS i saw CRYING? My poor little sociopath.
It was also nice to see the itv marketing folk being as creative as ever with their soundtrack choices -
Series 1: rip off the trailer for the social network
Series 2: skip to the next track on the album
There's also a minute long version as well which shows lots of people throwing themselves into the shoulders of others.
Last edited by PercyPig; 04-09-2011 at 09:26 AM.
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THAT is who you do a trailer.
'Sue, did the President call?' ... 'No' Last.fm
why is our Thomas is crying?![]()
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Cocks are being blown off left, right and centre in the trenches![]()
Do we think (well hope) that's Thomas underneath?
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I think my favourite moment is when when Sybli gets up out the chair in a rush.
Have you ever seen someone so pretty though. I'm claiming her as my favourite before you gays do because you know series 2 is going to be her series.
Last edited by PercyPig; 05-09-2011 at 07:15 PM.
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Please! This has always been about and always will be about Lady Mary![]()
Ooh i'd not seen that full length one before. It's MARVELLOUS. They should show it every time.
Is there much promo lined up? I want Maggie Smith in character on the Loose Women panel.
http://www.itv.com/downtonabbey/episodes/episode-1
Preview for Episode 1
Fuck off bates already and leave the lovely Anna alone.
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Will it be the same without Eileen Atkins?
calm down
Last edited by Madison; 06-09-2011 at 03:08 PM.
Sorry.
DAME Eileen Atkins
A normal person must
Dismiss you with disgust
And weep for those who trusted you.
That's more like it.
'Sue, did the President call?' ... 'No' Last.fm
Lady Sybil was my favourite last series and I expect her EVOLUTION to continue with this series
Prefer a WOMAN WITH A CAUSE as opposed to an UPTIGHT HAG like Lady Mary
Edith is destined to COMMIT MURDER and become Downton's very own Morgana dragon.
Everyone has seen "You are not Toad of Toad Hall" right?
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Yes! I love how with Downton Abbey coming back, The X Factor adbreaks are better than the actual X Factor. I recorded last night's and halfway through found myself fastforwarding through the dreary audition bollocks to get to the next ads. I wonder what stupid worthy Bates has done to anger Lord Grantham this time.
ALSO, i was far too excited to meet an actual real life dowager last week. ALTHOUGH she was a dowager duchess rather than a dowager countess, and she made no WASPISH QUIPS, and smelled a bit of piss mixed with Estee Lauder, so once more REAL LIFE IS SHIT.
Oh and i've been rewatching series 1 over the past month or so (it's somehow even more magnificent the second time around) and i'm assuming that Gwen the maid who wanted to be a secretary (and let's be honest - we'd all forgotten about) won't be coming back this year? You've got to feel sorry for that actress.
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