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no digs on QUEEN V?
I've only met two spice girls, but its universally acknowledged in the Spice community that Melanie B is a LYING BITCH. But she's nice to the fans.
Geri is HORRIFICALLY ALOOF and calculating. She once invited two spice fans to her home and gave them some PLATFORM SHOES and other BITS. CONVENIENTLY, the PAPS were there to capture the WHOLE THING.
Menley's music might be SHIT, but she's the most appreciative of her fans and the most charming. Even when she looks like a GOAT'S VAG
I WILL GET REAL GRIMEY. I WILL START CUTTIN' UP CLOTHES.
no digs on QUEEN V?
cat, hat; in French, chat, chapeau in Spanish, el gato in a sombrero.
WE CAN ONLY HOPEOriginally Posted by Some Complete Washed-up Cunt
Last edited by Donna Winter; 02-04-2012 at 02:26 PM.
And oh...
Oh HOW MANY YEARS
Is it NOW Maurice?
If she had stopped smiling and walking and CHATTED there might have been a STAMPEDE and a body count. She's saving that kind of promo for the Greatest Hits (featuring solo versions of Who Do You Think You Are (a.k.a The Race Is On) and If U Can't Dance (Sing & Dance Badly Remix)).
Reflected onto the wet pavement, can you see what I see?
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FEARLESS FEMALE
That article is horrific. Inexcusable behaviour.
MOTIV8 VOCAL SLAM
SPICE NICENESS RATE:
1. Melanie C
2. Victoria
3. Emma
4. Mel B
5. Geri
MOTIV8 VOCAL SLAM
REALLY!
OMG
Friends of Sony Music Chillay
Emma's only THIRD NICEST? Are you SURE?
I want all the details of all your various stalking experiences.
Friends of Sony Music Chillay
From... http://www.melaniebrown.com/2012/03/...urns-to-music/
SUPERSTAR MEL B SIGNS GLOBAL PARTNERSHIP WITH EMI MUSIC AUSTRALIA
Mel B needs no introduction. It’s already written in the history books. She not only is part of music history but is also a pop culture icon. She is an artist who has achieved the kind of success most artists can only ever dream of. The statistics speak for themselves… over 80 million album sales, countless No.1 singles & albums around the world – as part of Spice Girls and as a successful solo artist.
EMI Music Australia is extremely proud and excited to announce Mel B is returning back home and ready to join contemporaries such as Katy Perry, Coldplay, David Guetta, Ricki-Lee, Empire Of The Sun and 360 with an exclusive global partnership with the label she originally signed with back in 1994.
Currently recording new material to be released in late 2012, Mel B had this to share about the signing, “I’m overly excited to finally announce this amazing global partnership deal back home with EMI Music. I know I have mentioned doing music in the past but for legal reasons I was not in a position to release any new music. For my fans, I am happy and proud to say my music WILL be heard this year and that is for sure a promise I’m over the moon to say the least. Love me or hate me, scary spice is back, hahahaha!!!”
After Spice Girls recorded their last album ‘Forever’ in 2000, Mel began her solo career in fine style with a massive worldwide hit ‘I Want You Back’ feat. Missy Elliot’ hitting the top spot in the UK and Gold in Australia. Mel went on to sell over half a million albums with Hot (2000) and L.A.State Of Mind (2005) and achieved five Top 20 UK singles. The Spice Girls Greatest Hits peaked at No.1 in Australia in 2007.
Mel’s original and real passion is, and always will be music. She’s making an album that’s going to bookmark another incredible chapter in the career of Mel B.
2012 is all for the taking….
This idiot was 3 hours late for filming Celebrity Juice the other week, walked off the Soccer AM set halfway through, was late for Loose Women and ended up walking off set as the closing credits were rolling.
GOD HELP AUSTRALIA!
Friends of Sony Music Chillay
I'm already MOIST for the chart positions
"The few who understand me and learn from me will be wise beyond belief" - Lauren Harries
The world's foremost boffins are working day and night to prove whether or not it is mathematically possible to chart lower than 'LA State of Mind'.
Last edited by Kratz; 02-04-2012 at 11:20 PM.
Has anything by an actual NAME ever charted as low as #453, before or since?I'm already MOIST for the chart positions
(to answer my own question I seem to recall that aborted Big Brovaz album with the Eurovision track on it managing the lofty heights of nine hundred and something)
kyoko, it's me
That Fabulous magazine profile is INCREDIBLE. They literally HANG HER OUT TO DRY.
She must be THAT BAD !
Friends of Sony Music Chillay
The writer is on Twitter and says that there was loads of worse stuff they couldn't print.
And yes, I'm quite sure that Emma is third nicest, but she's still lovely.
Mel B has only ever been amazing to me and my friends but I can't help but be put off by this article.
MOTIV8 VOCAL SLAM
Magazine profilers rarely read like that, as we all know. They are normally glowing accounts of the person's SUPERHUMAN TALENTS slash DOWN TO EARTH NATURE (even if they're not)
They clearly weighed it up and UNANIMOUSLY decided they were happy to BURN THEIR BRIDGES with this BITCH!
Friends of Sony Music Chillay
Yes, I wasn't contradicting you there...
MOTIV8 VOCAL SLAM
I wasn't contradicting you either.
Friends of Sony Music Chillay
MOTIV8 VOCAL SLAM
Mel b sold half a million records of Hot and L.A. State Of Mind?
In which fucking planet?
cat, hat; in French, chat, chapeau in Spanish, el gato in a sombrero.
PLANET SPICE
And oh...
Oh HOW MANY YEARS
Is it NOW Maurice?
I know this was last week but I have just seen the cover - seriously the worst PR ever!
She must have REALLY pissed people off.
It doesn't really translate as her being a cunt though, surely it LOOKS more like a "LOL, I'm such a diva - quick, someone get me some Tesco's finest crab paste or you're fookin' fired! hahaha" etc.
Reflected onto the wet pavement, can you see what I see?
I'm pretty sure it will TRANSLATE for anybody who reads the article. And that's pretty much anybody who sees the cover given that it's a supplement mag.
kyoko, it's me
It reads like a caricature. I'm sure the full article will convey her inner and outter cunt in all its gory, puss-oozing stench.
Reflected onto the wet pavement, can you see what I see?
I read that as 'otter cunt'
Probably does a disservice to the otter in all fairness
kyoko, it's me
Not hairy ENOUGH. I'm thinking her landing strip is like a scourer.
Reflected onto the wet pavement, can you see what I see?
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