Wednesday poses with a knife on myspace "because it's retro"

[Star]

It's NICHE INTEREST.

I MUST get this eye rash sorted. I'm going to BOOTS to get some eye drops today. Not entirely sure how long I'm supposed to use them for.

I reckon you should give it a good month. Wear your lenses as little as possible and use those drops to try and clear it out properly!

[Star]

Since we're talking about eyes... Ms Star...I am long sighted, my specs are not very strong...about +.5 in one and +.75 in the other from memory.

Recently my eyes have been stinging and aching and I've been getting headaches at my laptop. Should I go for an eye test?

The stinging wouldn't be caused by glasses, that's probably just dry eyes, but if you're getting headaches/eyestrain then it's deffo worthwhile.

[Donna Winter]

NOW when I look at the CLOUDS ACROSS THE MOON
Here in the NIGHT I just HOPE AND PRAY THAT SOON
Oh BABY
You'll HURRY HOME TO ME

God there's some RIGHT OLD SHIT on my GROOVE MACHINE

[Kate]

No you're aright as I signed you off till August 2012!

Oh YAY thank you. I will bother you for some more some time soon then.

[Agnetha]

It's MY DAY OFF. Less eye chat PLEASE.

[Suomi]

oh pleaseeeeeeeeee don't listen to death metal when i'm trying to work

[wendy the goat]

This might be my most played album EVER: http://www.discogs.com/Various-The-B...3/master/72672

Looked at the tracklist now I wonder what a 13 year old me WAS EVER THINKING at SOME OF THAT CRAP. MC Hammer and Bitty McLean?? Mind you, it was the first time I had ever heard BLUE MONDAY, so it was certainly not ALL BAD.

I've got loads of those best of the 90's dance compilations but really you cant beat listening to the original compilations to remind yourself of some of the DIRGE that was out there.

[big ron]

This might be my most played album EVER: http://www.discogs.com/Various-The-B...3/master/72672

Looked at the tracklist now I wonder what a 13 year old me WAS EVER THINKING at SOME OF THAT CRAP. MC Hammer and Bitty McLean?? Mind you, it was the first time I had ever heard BLUE MONDAY, so it was certainly not ALL BAD.

I was a huge fan of PART 2 in this amazing series.

[Eileen]

I reckon you should give it a good month. Wear your lenses as little as possible and use those drops to try and clear it out properly!

A month! Ouch! I've just put in some of the drops. The problem with this is that I can't turn my eyelids inside out to see what it's like now and see if it's working.

[Eileen]

I've got loads of those best of the 90's dance compilations but really you cant beat listening to the original compilations to remind yourself of some of the DIRGE that was out there.

I MUCH prefer compilations of the time rather than retrospective compilations, which only stick on the big hits. You can earth some forgotten GEMS.

[Agnetha]

It's true you can only find the TRUE GEMS on the OF THE TIME compilations. Rednex, Clock and Perfecto Allstarz don't get MANY OUTINGS these days - FOR EXAMPLE.

[Tischlampe]

Colleage is now ranting:

"Apparently the Olympics cost 8 BILLION, and they're hoping to make back 4 MILLION. They had a CHOICE to either FIX THE COUNTRY or HOST THE OLYMPICS and they chose to HOST THE OLYMPICS!!!!1!!"

I want to scream at him to get back in his Daily Mail.

[wendy the goat]

It's true you can only find the TRUE GEMS on the OF THE TIME compilations. Rednex, Clock and Perfecto Allstarz don't get MANY OUTINGS these days - FOR EXAMPLE.

Indeed.
I hadn't heard this for YONKS until it turned up on that CD

Lessthanthree D&B

[Mericat]

Ameraal - I'm in love with Ryan Gosling too. Least I think it's love.

[ameraal]

Ameraal - I'm in love with Ryan Gosling too. Least I think it's love.

<3

i haven't seen him in anything recently so i'm fine now
there was this one boy here who reminded me of him but then i heard him speak and frankly even if he was his identical twin i would not hit that

well i probably wouldn't anyway

[Mericat]

I saw him in 'Crazy Stupid Love' recently too and was shocked (I think it was the speaking that threw me) but he was still ohsohot. He got naked and the girl said Wow it's like you've been photoshopped. I mopped up the dribble from my chin and consoled myself he'd only make me feel ugly in the morning.

[Diddy]

Colleage is now ranting:

"Apparently the Olympics cost 8 BILLION, and they're hoping to make back 4 MILLION. They had a CHOICE to either FIX THE COUNTRY or HOST THE OLYMPICS and they chose to HOST THE OLYMPICS!!!!1!!"

I want to scream at him to get back in his Daily Mail.

4 million can't possibly be right though?!

And didn't we win the bid in 2005, well before the credit crunch?!

[Donna Winter]

HA! I knew this PENSIONS PRESENTATION would go on for EVER (coming up to TWO HOURS). I'm in the office ON MY OWN

*strips naked and runs up and down the stairs singing "I'd Rather Jack"*

My boss phoned me and asked if I was going and I said "I AINT EVEN BOVVERED"

I'd RATHER WORK than sit through THAT SHIT

[Donna Winter]

Also it's funny how the PHONE HASN'T RUNG ONCE while I've been here on my own

Obviously everyone's MOTHER has been ADVISED IN ADVANCE

[VoR]

WTF is WRONG with some people thinking it is acceptable to just leave a toilet cubicle with a MASSIVE TURD in it?

I just had a sort of 15-rated Mr Bean moment where I was bursting and there was only one cubicle left, and I was greeted with said massive turd. I waited a few minutes but the other cubicle didn't free up so I (from as far as possible) flushed the toilet, but it wouldn't shift. More time passes (I presume it's the same guy spreading his MUTANT POO across multiple toilets) and I grab the toilet brush. Not only does this not work, the poo STICKS TO THE BRUSH and despite frantic shaking I can't shift it. THIS IS NOT EVEN MY POO!

I ended up putting the toilet brush, still be-turded, back in its place holder and fleeing, still on the brink of a complete bladder collapse and now also trying valiantly not to vomit.

[ZZ]

Oh VoR, I'm eating

[TheTurdVoRCouldn'tFlush]

hey you get the fuck back here and finish the job

[Mats]

[PercyPig]

hey you get the fuck back here and finish the job

Oh I miss the days of random aliases. My favourite being Kate's Mum.

[Tischlampe]

WTF is WRONG with some people thinking it is acceptable to just leave a toilet cubicle with a MASSIVE TURD in it?

I just had a sort of 15-rated Mr Bean moment where I was bursting and there was only one cubicle left, and I was greeted with said massive turd. I waited a few minutes but the other cubicle didn't free up so I (from as far as possible) flushed the toilet, but it wouldn't shift. More time passes (I presume it's the same guy spreading his MUTANT POO across multiple toilets) and I grab the toilet brush. Not only does this not work, the poo STICKS TO THE BRUSH and despite frantic shaking I can't shift it. THIS IS NOT EVEN MY POO!

I ended up putting the toilet brush, still be-turded, back in its place holder and fleeing, still on the brink of a complete bladder collapse and now also trying valiantly not to vomit.

Could you not have just peed on the poo and flushed them together?

[Halli]

you couldn't have been that desperate.

[Agnetha]

hey you get the fuck back here and finish the job

[jivafox]

oh that alias has made my NIGHT

[COB]

I was about to come in here and do some standard MOANING about my dreadful life, but I'm cheered RIGHT up now

[big ron]

haha

[big ron]

Chelsea will get a drubbing at the Nou Camp

[Tischlampe]

"I just booked a hotel for me and my friends for a weekend. They'll pay me later."
"Did you know, you can now email them your bank details, and they can transfer it to you online"
"Err... yes, thanks Dad".

I swear that man gets older by the MINUTE.

[Mats]

I swear that man gets older by the MINUTE.

well yes, we all do

[Agnetha]

"I just booked a hotel for me and my friends for a weekend. They'll pay me later."
"Did you know, you can now email them your bank details, and they can transfer it to you online"
"Err... yes, thanks Dad".

I swear that man gets older by the MINUTE.

I had to guide my mum through the opening of an email the other day. She really is a luddite and is so reluctant to indulge in the internet, despite the MANY obvious benefits to her life.

[Tischlampe]

well yes, we all do

I knew someone would say that.

I MEAN he's getting closer and closer to becoming a right OLD MAN.

[COB]

Speaking of old people, this has made me laugh QUITE A LOT today.

[Ellie]

Too late to start a thread now, but did anyone just watch the Elizabeth Taylor documentary on Channel 4? I'm still watching as viewing on +1. Very entertaining, but I'm not sure why they've tried to do a biographical documentary revolving around her jewellery auction. Only a little bit goes back to all of her bling. Joan Collins is brilliant on this.

[Dr Lecter]

I saw some I recorded it tho. Joan was, as always, amazing.