Guilty Pleasures starring CJ DeMooi, Alexis Strum, David VanDay and Terri Dwyer DEAD

[TurnerPrize]

No really, it was an actual touring stage show. WHAT A CAST. Such moopy appeal.



OFFICIAL BLURB -

Written with the express permission of all you women! Guilty Pleasures is the next “laugh out loud” comedy play from the producers of the UK smash hit comedy: The Naked Truth.

This riotous play follows the comedic misadventures of GC, the bold and brazen spa owner, and his hilarious staff of fantasy men with their sizzling spa specials! Fun ensues as they try to fulfil the special requests of their demanding female clients. But, when things start to get out of control, will they escape unscathed? And, when one of the men reveals he has testicular cancer, a more dramatic and serious side to the piece emerges. As all their various stories unfold and unravel, audiences will share their laughter and tears in this hilarious production tinged with a bittersweet edge.

The cast is headed by a trio of high-profile hunks: Craig Chalmers (Joseph in Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat & a runner-up from Any Dream Will Do), Marc Bannerman (Gianni di Marco in EastEnders & former I’m A Celebrity . . . Get Me Out of Here! contestant) and CJ de Mooi (Eggheads).

Spa-owner, GC, will be played by David Van Day (from the pop groups Dollar, Bucks Fizz, Guys ‘n’ Dolls; and former I’m A Celebrity . . . Get Me Out of Here! contestant), whilst model-turned-actress-and-presenter Terri Dwyer (Hollyoaks; Grange Hill; Loose Women & 60 Minute Makeover) takes on the role of his put-upon and over-worked secretary, Tilly, Pauline Fleming (Coronation Street; Brookside) plays man-eating minx, Mrs M and Alexis Strum plays naïve new-member, Judy.

Probably the funniest and sauciest play to hit the UK stage since The Naked Truth, Guilty Pleasures promises to be a lively and bawdy romp filled with fun and including moments of genuine poignancy and tenderness.

So, to experience the ultimate girls’ night out, wipe away the credit crunch blues, get your gladrags on, meet up with your mates and prepare yourselves for ‘personal services’. Remember, at the GC Spa, your pleasure is their business and their motto is ‘Satisfaction Guaranteed’.

Adults only (may contain some slight male nudity – if you’re lucky enough to sit in the right seats!).

But then, oh noes! Guilty Pleasures tour cancelled on opening night. WHY GOD WHY?

[Slave]

The cast is headed by a trio of high-profile hunks

Maybe they were shut down by Trading Standards...

[monsta]

GENUINELY AGOG.

[VoR]

ALEXIS STRUM?

OMG that poor woman. I'd say what a fall from grace but... well...

[monsta]

I think being BFFs with DazGale is MUCH worse than starring in a cancelled musical with CJ DeMooi

[COB]

I wouldn't have been surprised if our Daz was actually IN it, he's at a similar level of fame to the rest of the cast

[Eileen]

So, to experience the ultimate girls’ night out, wipe away the credit crunch blues, get your gladrags on, meet up with your mates and prepare yourselves for ‘personal services’.

I just cannot THINK what audience they were going for.

[VoR]

APPEALING

[Eileen]

JESUS WEPT

Why is CJ in the middle? I can only imagine it's some sort of vanity project that HE set up.

[TurnerPrize]

It was the news that the Eastenders man had pulled out and been replaced with DARREN DAY that tickled me.

Is there anyone LESS APPEALING they could have added? Not even Paul Danan. It does all feel like some sort of The Producers esque show set up to deliberately fail completely.

[Halli]

Slightly OT but how is BIRDS OF A FEATHER LIVE doing?

[cwej]

This thread has made me cry with laughter. The whole thing is unbelievable.

[Agnetha]

Oh my ACTUAL DAYS!