Fridays blows it's load

[Tischlampe]

I'm translating a 13th century monk's scribblings. he basically says that you just get uglier as you get older and should hurry up and die before 40. a life beyond that is full of embarrassment

sorry, lolly and floppet

That's impressive - I'm translating random phrases I pull out my arse for my work colleague, and I also just did 'How I Roll'.

It's a quiet day today.

[untitled]

Going on a bit city night out tomorrow so today i'll be MOISTURIZING and making myself as pretty as possible all day.

[COB]

Afternoon all, I got quite a bit of stuff moved this morning but need to do more later - need to wait because I can't dismantle the PC yet, thanks to some RUDE VILE PIG customer at work wanting a thing tomorrow morning so I have to spend hours fiddling about in indesign on my bloody DAY OFF

[Diddy]

What the hell is going on with the grammar in this place? I don't know where to START with the thread title. Is that why Madison was speechless?

[Kate]

German lady and Russian lady are discussing the awful British weather and wondering why they moved here Now I know it IS awful, but I can't help thinking FUCK OFF BACK HOME THEN

[Indie]

What the hell is going on with the grammar in this place? I don't know where to START with the thread title. Is that why Madison was speechless?

im n'ot zhure ehwta youre'e on about

[Apocalypt_flyer]

I just got my hair cut and my head feel half a stone LIGHTER now.

BLISS. Just like having a long weekend.

[Star]

Last time I cut my hair was a year ago now I can't really cut it till after the wedding now.

[Tischlampe]

What the hell is going on with the grammar in this place? I don't know where to START with the thread title. Is that why Madison was speechless?

Is that why Madison were speechless.

[Mats]

Is that why Madison were speechless.

really?

[Suomi]

i've already passed the first part of my migration to Australia, having passed their skills test. I'm coming after delirium, he had the right idea. The main reason genuinely is the weather - I actually can't take it anymore, it's completely handicapping a whole nation, and it just never stops. I spent formative years in Texas where it was just sunny all of the time, and that's how it should be. As a result i'm getting seasonal affective disorder from waking up and seeing the shitty misery that constant wind and rain is causing, especially bad in London where everyone already intrudes on your personal space, so having the weather stab you in the back too is just too much. I just want off this horrible little island.



hey kate let's fight about it

[COB]

Good luck Suomi My mum's just the same, I'd love her to come back over here permanently but when it's MISERABLE like this most of the time I can see why she wouldn't want to

[Kate]

You're allowed to say it SU. It's just people who CHOSE to move here and then do nothing but MOAN about it that get on my TITS.

[Suomi]

You're allowed to say it SU. It's just people who CHOSE to move here and then do nothing but MOAN about it that get on my TITS.

I see what you mean, but surely if you settle in a country you should be allowed to say all the good and bad things about that country too? Otherwise it's a bit like saying they should be grateful that they're here at all, which isn't very fair, and a bit 'indigenous people'-esque, which makes me vomit.

[Loufoque]

Are you really moving to Australia, Suomi?

[Loufoque]

I'm considering leaving the country too

[Star]

OMG guys, don't go

[Kate]

I see what you mean, but surely if you settle in a country you should be allowed to say all the good and bad things about that country too? Otherwise it's a bit like saying they should be grateful that they're here at all, which isn't very fair, and a bit 'indigenous people'-esque, which makes me vomit.

Good and bad things, fine, but when it's JUST BAD... I find myself taking it personally. It's like if someone came into my house and said "Ugh what a SHITHOLE"

[Star]

I'm trying to do my wedding list, we literally have NOTHING, yet I'm struggling for ideas as to what to put on it

[Floppet]

I'm trying to do my wedding list, we literally have NOTHING, yet I'm struggling for ideas as to what to put on it

Crockery, cutlery, pans, kitchen appliances, towels, picture frames, cushions, furniture. Go for everything!

[Star]

Crockery, cutlery, pans, kitchen appliances, towels, picture frames, cushions, furniture. Go for everything!

I've done crockery, cutlery, pans, towels, bedding and some small appliances like sandwich toaster, rice cooker. It's difficult to know what sort of price range to go up to. My boss said just put down things worth £400, if someone is stupid enough to buy it for you then more fool them

[Floppet]

Took me ages to get to work this morning because they found a woman's body on the motorway at 2am so they closed it and also the bridge near me that goes over the motorway (I assume you can see "things" from it or they think she may have jumped off it) so all this traffic has been diverted to the streets. Now they're not reopening it until at least this evening so the journey home will be even worse because I'll be travelling in the same direction as all the diverted people.

[big ron]

I see what you mean, but surely if you settle in a country you should be allowed to say all the good and bad things about that country too? Otherwise it's a bit like saying they should be grateful that they're here at all, which isn't very fair, and a bit 'indigenous people'-esque, which makes me vomit.

SEND THE BASTARDS BACK

[Floppet]

I've done crockery, cutlery, pans, towels, bedding and some small appliances like sandwich toaster, rice cooker. It's difficult to know what sort of price range to go up to. My boss said just put down things worth £400, if someone is stupid enough to buy it for you then more fool them

That's my take on it too! If you don't ask, you won't get. Put a nice Le Creuset casserole dish on too, I wouldn't be without mine now.

[Kate]

Have you gone for the standard middle class option of John Lewis, Star?

[Star]

Have you gone for the standard middle class option of John Lewis, Star?

WELL...

We have, but we're also thinking of having an Amazon gift list because the same branded things are like 25% cheaper on there!

[big ron]

Take the chance to get loads of nice bedding and shit like that, new pillows, duvets etc, all stuff that lasts a while and is a bit of a burden to buy yourself.

They do nice picnic hampers in John Lewis as well.

[COB]

Quite a few of the invites I've done at work recently have said stuff along the lines of "the only gift we require is your company, but if you want to PAY FOR OUR HONEYMOON we'd be very grateful". The cheek

[Star]

Quite a few of the invites I've done at work recently have said stuff along the lines of "the only gift we require is your company, but if you want to PAY FOR OUR HONEYMOON we'd be very grateful". The cheek

See I find it a really hard thing. I do feel a bit like we're asking for stuff, but people have been asking me for a list. So it seems silly not to put down things we need (because we really do need everything!) rather then getting a load of random stuff

[Star]

Where do you work COB?

[Molicious]

So sick of having a housemate. I want to live alone.

Like a HERMIT.

[Star]

You should move in with Eileen.

[Molicious]

i've already passed the first part of my migration to Australia, having passed their skills test.

WHAT

[Molicious]

I'm considering leaving the country too

FUCK THIS SHIT

I don't want to be here either but I need other people to convince me it's actually OK.

[Kate]

If I ever get married my wedding list will just be wine and gin.

[Floppet]

Quite a few of the invites I've done at work recently have said stuff along the lines of "the only gift we require is your company, but if you want to PAY FOR OUR HONEYMOON we'd be very grateful". The cheek

My sister asked for vouchers for the company who were doing their honeymoon to China. I'd much rather do that than be the person left with the £50 prezzies on the wedding list.

[COB]

Where do you work COB?

I work in a design and printing place, we do quite a lot of wedding and funeral stuff - I prefer the latter because the dead people are far less DEMANDING

[Loufoque]

FUCK THIS SHIT

I don't want to be here either but I need other people to convince me it's actually OK.

Mine is CONTINGENT on SECURING the RIGHT SALARY

So keep your FINGERS CROSSED for me Mo!

[Star]

I work in a design and printing place, we do quite a lot of wedding and funeral stuff - I prefer the latter because the dead people are far less DEMANDING

Oh I need some stuff printed, going to see if my uncle can do it but if not I'll come to you for my MOOPY DISCOUNT

[Tischlampe]

I thought I had five minutes left of the day, but I actually have FIFTY.



Star, I can vouch for COB. He made me a poster once and it was WELL GOOD and it's on my wall and everything.