Reply With QuoteMaybe she's going through the menopause Percy?
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Now it's time to enter the endgame and REALLY shit her up. I dare you to open some condom/lube packets and scatter them in both your rooms (I'm assuming you don't SHARE a room - THEN AGAIN)
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Maybe she's going through the menopause Percy?
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Your POOR MOTHER Percé. Put her out of her misery! And I DON'T mean 'kill her'.
You should do what COB said. Don't use them btw...
I can't tell if I read Percy right, was he saying his mum thought he was going to have sex with his brother?
Am watching the Faith Brown Chat Show on YouTube - as you do - and it saddens yet gladdens me slightly that we were once so EASILY PLEASED
Wouldn't half mind giving her a TASTE OF MY BELL END
Reminds me of when my mother was OBSESSED with the idea I was inhaling aerosol cans when I was about 13... I remember her going INSANE upon finding out I'd taken a can of FLY SPRAY on a school trip on a particularly hot day.... I mean AS IF
omgies shampoo are totes cool when i was 17 back in 94 i totally wanted to be them even tho i was boy. but now i'm a girl so it all worked out alright really!
Originally Posted by Susan-Claire
My mother thought I was a lesbain at one point.
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She had a FUCKING EPPY when she found some PRO PLUS. Proper intervention when I went I got in from work with my mum and dad sat there and the pro-plus on the table
Now it's time to enter the endgame and REALLY shit her up. I dare you to open some condom/lube packets and scatter them in both your rooms (I'm assuming you don't SHARE a room - THEN AGAINObviously the DRUG OF CHOICE for INCESTING TWINS to keep US GOING ALL NIGHT.
The last time this happened (the day after my sisters wedding we went out then got home and tucked into the left over buffet food in his room) my dad kept asking her what was wrong and she eventually told him and he pissed himself laughing at her absurd thinking. <3 my dad.
Last edited by PercyPig; 08-06-2012 at 10:23 PM.
”Go around, we're recreating a faux pas'”
Just confirm it for her that we are? At least she'd know for sure then.
Last edited by PercyPig; 08-06-2012 at 10:22 PM.
”Go around, we're recreating a faux pas'”
I just had a blast of the Almighty Mix of Geru's infamous take on "100% PURE LAHV" to get me in the mood for a Friday evening.
I do wonder why I make my life so difficult sometimes. This week, my job has truly been ALL KLLER, NO FILLER.
Go BACK TO THE MIDLLE
Then AROUND AGAIN
ALL teachers. Those were the days. I'm sure that the nice boy who was violently roughed up by my Maths teacher did SUPERBLY in his exam whereas THICKSY HERE only got a Grade 4 CSE. Unquestionable proof that SMACKS PAY
ooh, CSEs
don't make me NOSTALGIC
CSE FORUM NOW
Oh DEAR, have just dropped crisps all over the bed
This is why you shouldn't eat in bed.
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Totally. Beds and cars are NO EATING ZONES.
That reminds me. Must make sure I've got a chicken sandwich to hand when I visit Star's house.
I'm not eating IN bed, I'm eating ON bed
I swear there's still a piece of chicken in my car that I can't reach from last time
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Oh ALRIGHT thenI swear there's still a piece of chicken in my car that I can't reach from last time
I sellotaped it under the passenger seat.
Knew it
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I can't eat in a car or read a newspaper. It makes me ill.
I just smoke instead
Last edited by Dr Lecter; 08-06-2012 at 10:59 PM.
Mother has just STOMPED AROUND upstairs walking from the bathroom to her bed
Presumably to LET US KNOW that she's STILL AWAKE.
”Go around, we're recreating a faux pas'”
Does your brother realise what's going on?
I'm not sure to be honest. He's getting the cold shoulder but I'm getting it worse (because I'm obviously the enabler). When she was stomping about I looked at him and asked "What's SHE doing?" and he kind of just smirked as if it wasn't worth talking about (but I got the feeling he knew).
Last edited by PercyPig; 08-06-2012 at 11:40 PM.
”Go around, we're recreating a faux pas'”
What's made her think something's going on? Has she stumbled on some incest porn and got ideas?
Madonna Madonna Madonna Madonna Madonna Madonna
I think I need to do a Wiki for this.
”Go around, we're recreating a faux pas'”
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