Monday returns to work feeling like death

[Tischlampe]

Reading all of this, and being tagged in facebook pics from a few weeks ago, has made want to get seriously shitfaced again. Like right now.

[funky]

It wasn't hard considering I was still pissed from the night before, drank champagne all morning then a bottle of wine at lunch...

"is nobody else drinking FUCKING alcohol? ONLY ME?" *turns to barman* "just the TWO bottles then, love..."

[Sheena]

"is nobody else drinking FUCKING alcohol? ONLY ME?" *turns to barman* "just the TWO bottles then, love..."

"Anyone for a quick game of WILLY HOOPLA?"

[Sheena]

I love that story about the DILF. I was rendered ENTIRELY and MOMENTARILY speechless

[Sheena]

In other news, someone lent me a tenner on Saturday morning when we were charity shopping as I had no cash on me- was it STAR? I've entirely forgotten to pay whoever it was back (and no JOKEY JOKEYS PLEASE)

[Mats]

I love that story about the DILF. I was rendered ENTIRELY and MOMENTARILY speechless

to be fair, he was MEGA

[Sheena]

to be fair, he was MEGA

AbsoFUCKINGlutely! He surpassed FUNKY for a BRIEF MOMENT in my affections...

[Dr Lecter]

I would like to have spoken to Mats more, then again i would probably be facing charges of attempted rape the state I was in

[Mats]

I remember Shee complaining about it being very warm in the karaoke room. I said it wasn't too bad to which he was going to say something about me being slimmer, only I did it first. he called me FUCKING CUNT

[Mats]

I would like to have spoken to Mats more, then again i would probably be facing charges of attempted rape the state I was in

you did try to have a go love, SHAMBLES I'll be back

[Sheena]

I remember Shee complaining about it being very warm in the karaoke room. I said it wasn't too bad to which he was going to say something about me being slimmer, only I did it first. he called me FUCKING CUNT

You were lucky you got away with THAT, sunshine, BELIEVE ME

[Dr Lecter]

I loved one of the karaoke waitresses.

"You again? Another double vodka and red bull then?"

[Sheena]

Dr Lecter's surprise at being THAT PISSED when he had drunk a whole bottle of rum (AMONGST OTHER THINGS) was RATHER AMUSING

[Mats]

You were lucky you got away with THAT, sunshine, BELIEVE ME

sorry but I think you're perfect

[Dr Lecter]

you did try to have a go love, SHAMBLES I'll be back

Oh Jesus Christ

I would say sorry. But I won't

[Sheena]

sorry but I think you're perfect

BLESS YOU MY CHILD

[Dr Lecter]

Dr Lecter's surprise at being THAT PISSED when he had drunk a whole bottle of rum (AMONGST OTHER THINGS) was RATHER AMUSING

Thank god I left the rucksack of coke at home

[Eileen]

DID YOU SHAG TINU THO?

I am a gentleman and Tinu is ENTACT

[Eileen]

Who was responsible for shooting their load over the bedsheets and leaving it for poor Star to discover later in the evening?

Oh surely NOT

I bet it was JONF.

[Sheena]

I thought she was actually JOKING when she said that...

TELL ME NEITHER OF YOU ACTUALLY DID

[Loufoque]

I love how it was SUPPOSED to be Star's HEN DO but you all treated her with LESS RESPECT than I do my CLEANING LADY

SPUNK on the SHEETS, VOMIT on the FLOOR

At least my poor bitch just has to put my LUBE AWAY and pretend she doesn't know what the G in the DRAWER is

[big ron]

I fucking HATE flakey people. Seriously, MAKE YOUR MIND UP. WHAT DO YOU WANT? I'm sick of being acquainted with such cornflakes.

Are you coming out tonight? YEAH CAN'T WAIT. Then they don't turn up. Shall we go to alton towers this week? YEAH CAN'T WAIT. Then they have no money.

Seriously, if anybody wants to adopt me as their best friend, we'll have a great time. I love alcohol and roller-coasters and tea rooms. Someone please take me under their wing, I need new life!

I will adopt you bbz.

[VoR]

How long do videos usually take to appear online when you add them to youtube from your phone?

I have some KARAOKE TREATS to share but it says youtube is processing them.

[VoR]

Nevermind, it's sorted.

[Beverley]

Oh surely NOT

I bet it was JONF.

I BET IT WAS ROO

[Tinu]

*Eileen perks up suddenly*

NO WAY

[Whatevar]

I heard Jonf gave Dr L suckysuckytendollar so it must've been his

[Loufoque]

Bev, have you got a FULL RUN-DOWN of WHO FUCKED WHOM? I hear you're the RESIDENT GOSSIP QUEEN around HERE

[Whatevar]

I bet Eileen has taken a swab for DNA sampling so he can update his spreadsheet.

[Kate]

The spunk story can't be true, Star is so innocent she wouldn't know what it looks like

[Whatevar]

Bev, have you got a FULL RUN-DOWN of WHO FUCKED WHOM? I hear you're the RESIDENT GOSSIP QUEEN around HERE

No one got fucked.

Me: who fucked who?
Dub: can't remember anything...
Me: Well does your bum hurt?!
Dub: NO!

Basically they just sang Loverboy and fell asleep in a pile of vomit.

[Sheena]

The spunk story can't be true, Star is so innocent she wouldn't know what it looks like

And let's FACE it, loves, there's no way OUR JONF wouldn't SWALLOW

[Dr Lecter]

Basically they just sang Loverboy and fell asleep in a pile of vomit.

This is probably what happened the day Mariah Recorded the song too

[Eileen]

NO WAY

My reputation isn't true

[Dr Lecter]

Poor J-Fesh being besmirched .

[Eileen]

Poor J-Fesh being besmirched .

This is you pretty much admitting it was you then?

[Whatevar]

And let's FACE it, loves, there's no way OUR JONF wouldn't SWALLOW

He did rush into the bathroom immediately, lips pursed tightly!

[Loufoque]

Is the Sheena and VoR tag TRUE

Because I've noticed them SKIRTING AROUND EACH OTHER on Moopy today

AWKWARD!

[Sheena]

He did rush into the bathroom immediately, lips pursed tightly!

That was PROBABLY VOMIT considering he then chundered out of the window for about THREE HOURS afterwards

[Sheena]

Is the Sheena and VoR tag TRUE

Because I've noticed them SKIRTING AROUND EACH OTHER on Moopy today

AWKWARD!

I'd LOVE to tell you it DID but other than us sharing a bed on the Friday and having a HEART TO HEART and BITCH, the most exciting thing that I got to do to VoR was to give him a MAKEOVER