Monday returns to work feeling like death

[Dr Lecter]

brilliant. As if there was anyone that Dr Lecter DIDN'T try and snog on the Friday. I think I survived by distracting him with a passing comment about the new Madonna tour

For SHAME

[dUb]

I feel so SPECIAL

My sister after Whatevar left her house yesterday: He's so lovely, dUb, why can't you marry him?

[Whatevar]

Mo and I were having a quick bitch in the bedroom when funky walked in topless

funky: "OH SORRY"
Mo and I: "DON'T APOLOGISE, COME RIGHT IN" *drooling*

Maybe that's where the spunk came from!

[Loufoque]

I feel so SPECIAL

My sister after Whatevar left her house yesterday: He's so lovely, dUb, why can't you marry him?

Maybe my invitation to THAT WEDDING wouldn't get "LOST IN THE POST"

[Agnetha]

This topic had been heading for it all day and I'm now pretty sure it has now attained MOOPY GOLD STATUS.

[Whatevar]

I feel so SPECIAL

My sister after Whatevar left her house yesterday: He's so lovely, dUb, why can't you marry him?

TOO LATE BABES

[funky]

I'm sorry but I also have to at the lovely Ag-Mo relationship

Apart from bonding merrily on the Saturday night while drunk, the back and forths on the Friday were brilliant

Anyone: What do you think Mo?
Mo: Well actually...
Agnetha: Potato Famine!
{pause}
Mo: Well actually...
Agnetha: Potato Famine!
Mo: You know, that's a bit racist...
Agnetha: POTATO FAMINE!

[Star]

There wasn't any spunk in my bed.

Actually, Star slept in it Saturday night and woke with a white residue in her hair on Sunday. Did we ever establish what that was?

That was because Sheena kept downing shots and then putting the empty glasses on my head as a table

[Star]

I do have some censored photos I didn't put on facebook, I think I ought to get them out

[Whatevar]

DO IT

Unless it's me in my knickers

[Star]

I'm sorry but I also have to at the lovely Ag-Mo relationship

Apart from bonding merrily on the Saturday night while drunk, the back and forths on the Friday were brilliant

Anyone: What do you think Mo?
Mo: Well actually...
Agnetha: Potato Famine!
{pause}
Mo: Well actually...
Agnetha: Potato Famine!
Mo: You know, that's a bit racist...
Agnetha: POTATO FAMINE!

I remember that!

Oh we SO have to do this once a year

[Whatevar]

I remember that!

Oh we SO have to do this once a year

Only if you bring your HUSBAND

[Star]

Only if you bring your HUSBAND

Of course. You can all listen to the Louise album with him.

[Kate]

OH NO I've just realised I left my Aqua CD in the flat

[Dr Lecter]

Of course finally meeting Star was my highlight. I loved her first words to me "Is it really you?"

"No"

[Kate]

Eileen was really lovely

Aaaawww <3

[Eileen]

Of course. You can all listen to the Louise album with him.

*slow grin spreads across face*

[Star]

OH NO I've just realised I left my Aqua CD in the flat

I've got it! I'll post it to you!

[Dr Lecter]

OH NO I've just realised I left my Aqua CD in the flat

"Hiya, is Tiffeny from the apartment . With an E. The traditional spelling. Just to say I found a smashed Aqua CD wedged forcefully down the back of the toilet cistern. Any idea why?"

[Star]

Of course finally meeting Star was my highlight. I loved her first words to me "Is it really you?"

"No"

<3

[Beverley]

Did Miss Whatevar get her JEANS OFF?

BEAUTIFUL LEGS, I BET.

[Star]

*slow grin spreads across face*

Have you been gossiping round the office?

[Eileen]

Have you been gossiping round the office?

No

I can't believe you think I spread GOSS around the office. Apart from your good self, JIM et al won't know who anyone IS.

[Dr Lecter]

Have you been gossiping round the office?

You KNOW a departmental MEEMO went straight round the office first thing

[Eileen]

You KNOW a departmental MEEMO went straight round the office first thing

That's the second time you've brought up MEMOS. Are you still using TELEX machines down in MARGATE?

[Whatevar]

Did Miss Whatevar get her JEANS OFF?

BEAUTIFUL LEGS, I BET.

Just a brief flash in order to earn my STARMIX

[Dr Lecter]

That's the second time you've brought up MEMOS. Are you still using TELEX machines down in MARGATE?

It's a Cell Block H thing the box sets have takn over my life

*sends wireless message to Smithys*

[Kate]

I've got it! I'll post it to you!

YAY

*puts on eBay*

[big ron]

Did you all talk about me?

[Eileen]

It's a Cell Block H thing the box sets have takn over my life

*sends wireless message to Smithys*

You should BOND with THAT ONE.

No, not in THAT way...

[Whatevar]

[funky]

I can't believe I left my moopy lollipops in the pub

[Sheena]

I'm all up for free and open pics!

[Christian]

The hen do related posts from this thread must be moved to the hen do thread POST HASTE for posterity

They'll get lost in here which would be a CRYING SHAME

[Jonfessions]

Jonfessions was my revelation of the weekend - as I think I drunkenly slurred to him in Revenge "I don't have much to do with you on Moopy, but you are FABULOUS"

Jonfessions was LOVELY

- and my biggest surprise: Jonfessions. What a lovely, lovely guy <3

Surprise? Of COURSE I'm lovely you bunch of CUNTS.

Jonfesh must've made the biggest impression on me somehow, I already had a dream about him

[Dr Lecter]

JonWHO?

[Jonfessions]

oh DON'T EVEN

[Jonfessions]

Although I wouldn't be surprised if you had ENTIRELY forgotten.

*lights wrong end of Sobranie*

[Dr Lecter]

[VoR]

The only reason I didn't also add Jonf praise into the commentary is that I've met him so many times that his loveliness came as NO surprise to me.

Same for Sheena, it's bizarre how we've gone from him HATING ME back in Moopy's early days to actively being really good pals now.