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    All the better to see you with, my dear. Eileen's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by That One View Post
    and all woman
    I now have Lisa Stansfield in my head
    Top up, Sue?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eileen View Post
    Now I DO like a nice chav in a suit. I'm always TEMPTED to hang around Woolwich Crown Court to see if any of the PETTY THIEVES would like a quickie.
    That led me to find out where my local crown court was, which then took me to goolge images… which provided me with this…



    I forgot all about it.
    ”Go around, we're recreating a faux pas'”

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    I'm trying to claim my lost luggage back on my Home Contents Insurance. Has anyone ever done anything similar before? What do I NEED by way of evidence? Obviously I don't have receipts for all the clothes I lost, but I DO have receipts for all the nice new ones I have bought to replace them.

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    WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?

    Please tell me it's photoshopped.

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    I still would
    WHAT DID I SAY?

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    Quote Originally Posted by VoR View Post
    I'm trying to claim my lost luggage back on my Home Contents Insurance. Has anyone ever done anything similar before? What do I NEED by way of evidence? Obviously I don't have receipts for all the clothes I lost, but I DO have receipts for all the nice new ones I have bought to replace them.
    They'll want evidence of what you lost I'm guessing. Credit card/debit card receipts of you making purchases in clothes shop will ASSIST matters...
    It's been too long, it's been too long...

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    Quote Originally Posted by PercyPig

    £326 per person!

    WORK!
    Is that how much it is?
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    Quote Originally Posted by VoR View Post
    WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?

    Please tell me it's photoshopped.
    Nope. He fell 6ft to a concrete floor.

    In the fall, Alan Hind suffered 16 skull fractures, broke his jaw in three places, fractured his wrist, damaged a kidney and is now deaf in his right ear and blind in his left eye. Parts of his brain were so badly damaged that they had to be removed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Carnival View Post



    I still would
    He's actually well fit if you hide the left side of his head.
    omgies shampoo are totes cool when i was 17 back in 94 i totally wanted to be them even tho i was boy. but now i'm a girl so it all worked out alright really!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr Lecter View Post
    Is that how much it is?
    Yup.
    ”Go around, we're recreating a faux pas'”

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    Quote Originally Posted by PercyPig

    Yup.
    Well I don't care I deserve it. I went last year as well it's quite a good DO. We are staying in the hotel right next door which is handy.

    They ran out if vodka last year
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sheena

    They'll want evidence of what you lost I'm guessing. Credit card/debit card receipts of you making purchases in clothes shop will ASSIST matters...
    will they be that anal? wouldn't it suffice to describe in detail what's in the bag?

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    Pub lunch for me today, I think.

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    I have OVERINDULGED to the MEGA MAX over the last few days

    Yesterday I had a BURGER for LUNCH and a BURGER for DINNER
    Last edited by Loufoque; 06-07-2012 at 12:11 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RobotBoy
    Pub lunch for me today, I think.
    I'm going down the caff

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    I've let the worst diet the last seven days. aren't we all a bunch of FAT FACES

    dust and water the rest of July

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    I've been eating quite healthily lately but keeping getting derailed by other people. I had fish and chips with my parents last night and a friend gave me pizza last night at his place, despite me asking for something healthy.

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    Bleh- forcing myself to go to Circuits class at lunchtime. Feeling dreadful from sleep depravation but will be dj-ing in two weeks time dressed in just a coconut bra and grass skirt so need to look as good as I can!

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    Mats claimed that Nandos was TOO CHAVVY for him.
    Top up, Sue?

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    pizza sauce is a veg!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mel View Post
    will be dj-ing in two weeks time dressed in just a coconut bra and grass skirt
    I love the way you casually drop this in!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Eileen
    Mats claimed that Nandos was TOO CHAVVY for him.
    He has a point
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eileen
    Mats claimed that Nandos was TOO CHAVVY for him.
    Rachey goes there all the time. OF COURSE

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eileen View Post
    Mats claimed that Nandos was TOO CHAVVY for him.
    It IS quite chavvy and I don't get why everyone is COCK-A-HOOP about it, but as UK fast food goes it's much better than a lot of places.

    Quote Originally Posted by Mats View Post
    pizza sauce is a veg!
    It WAS a veggie pizza, but STILL.

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    It's the decor in Nandos that's really chavvy and horrible.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RobotBoy View Post
    I love the way you casually drop this in!



    To justify why I have to go to the gym. Getting my belly out, innit!
    Last edited by Mel; 06-07-2012 at 12:44 PM.

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    I have never seen it nor know what they serve. the name is enough

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mats
    pizza sauce is a veg!
    We are just havin a heated debate at work. One of the girls asked if "sweet corn is a salad"

    I had to point out a salad is the name of the dish not for an item of food

    "so cucumber is not a salad it's a vegetable"
    "no it's a fruit"
    "but you don't have it for pudding"
    "
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    I'm dead, loves.

    I was out last night and it ended with me being drenched in someone's drink.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jonfessions
    I'm dead, loves.

    I was out last night and it ended with me being drenched in someone's drink.
    Outrageous behaviour.
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    not a hot look

    I ended up sitting up with my old English teacher till seven this morning. she apparently has a crush on my brother. AWKWARD

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jonfessions View Post
    I'm dead, loves.

    I was out last night and it ended with me being drenched in someone's drink.
    Did you stand under VoR holding a drink?
    Top up, Sue?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mats View Post
    not a hot look

    I ended up sitting up with my old English teacher till seven this morning. she apparently has a crush on my brother. AWKWARD
    The younger one?

    Yeah, he's hot
    Top up, Sue?

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    No hangover for me today. That'll be Sunday. However, I woke up and my nose instantly started dripping with BLOOD. Does anybody else ever get nosebleeds because they seriously freak me the FUCK out.

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    ps the weather isn't even acceptable. Seriously fucking THUNDER.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eileen View Post
    The younger one?

    Yeah, he's hot
    it's quite sad really but in my gin ecstasy I was like "YEAH GO FOR IT!!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eileen View Post
    Did you stand under VoR holding a drink?
    No, somebody POURED one on me.
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    Oh my god who the fuck is that man in the picture? And why is his head like that? Oh my god.

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    I had a nosebleed yesterday

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kate
    I had a nosebleed yesterday
    Poppers?
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